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Old 03-03-2012, 09:09 PM   #126
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I see the UK Online Directory have moved house...
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:12 PM   #127
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I see the UK Online Directory have moved house...
We have not!
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:13 PM   #128
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like a car bonnit
Howay man.
Divn't tar me with the same brush as that lot.
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:15 PM   #129
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:16 PM   #130
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We have not!
So ner!
Looking to do some wife swapping with the horny neighbours?
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:17 PM   #131
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Looking to do some wife swapping with the horny neighbours?
Pahahaha
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:18 PM   #132
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Looking to do some wife swapping with the horny neighbours?

How rood!

I followed smiley......what's your excuse?
Sick of scraping the bottom of the barmaid barrel and thought you'd peruse the personals, eh?
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:19 PM   #133
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Pahahaha
Here, I likes ya and that but keep on encouraging him like that an' me and thee's gonna be having words.....
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:21 PM   #134
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:21 PM   #135
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How rood!

I followed smiley......what's your excuse?
Sick of scraping the bottom of the barmaid barrel and thought you'd peruse the personals, eh?
Classy. Very classy.
Touch a nerve?

I was on my way to the Playground when I saw some familiar names hanging out the back door of this thread. My curiosity got the better of me.
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:22 PM   #136
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Pahahaha
It was a perfectly innocent question...
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:26 PM   #137
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Uh-huh.
Like I believe that.


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Touch a nerve?

I was on my way to the Playground when I saw some familiar names hanging out the back door of this thread. My curiosity got the better of me.
Not yet - little bit lower.....
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:31 PM   #138
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Eeeeh how rood!
Gan give ya heed a wobble.
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:31 PM   #139
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Uh-huh.
Like I believe that.




Not yet - little bit lower.....
Whatever happened to 'please' and 'thank you'.
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:35 PM   #140
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*faps some moar*

*pervs*

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Whatever happened to 'please' and 'thank you'.
Make me.
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:38 PM   #141
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Make me.
You're in the wrong part of the Personals forum for that kind of bait. Maybe you should skip over to The BDSM part of it. There'll be plenty of strong alpha males to make you all weak kneed with one PM.
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:44 PM   #142
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You're in the wrong part of the Personals forum for that kind of bait. Maybe you should skip over to The BDSM part of it. There'll be plenty of strong alpha males to make you all weak kneed with one PM.
Actually, I think I'm in just the right spot for that sort of baiting.
If you honestly think that the sort of man who'd make me weak-kneed resides exclusively in the BDSM forum, then you've clearly forgotten my stance on those self-proclaimed dom types who think that "on your knees, slut" is akin to foreplay.

But anyways. As you were....deary.
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You're in the wrong part of the Personals forum for that kind of bait. Maybe you should skip over to The BDSM part of it. There'll be plenty of strong alpha males to make you all weak kneed with one PM.
Ohhhh toooooooooo funneh
You're for it!!
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:46 PM   #144
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Oh really?
tell me what you did again last night hunny buns......
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:49 PM   #145
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Actually, I think I'm in just the right spot for that sort of baiting.
If you honestly think that the sort of man who'd make me weak-kneed resides exclusively in the BDSM forum, then you've clearly forgotten my stance on those self-proclaimed dom types who think that "on your knees, slut" is akin to foreplay.

But anyways. As you were....deary.
Did you actually manage to miss the sarcasm that was positively dripping from every single letter in that last post?

You're slipping.
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tell me what you did again last night hunny buns......
Meeeeeeeeeeee? Got drunk and made a tit out myself haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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All the windows in my house are locked. No one's getting to me tonight.
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:53 PM   #148
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Did you actually manage to miss the sarcasm that was positively dripping from every single letter in that last post?

You're slipping.
Dripping you say?

Sorry, I'm too busy sat here simmering to notice that sort of thing....
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:54 PM   #149
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Hehehe And you think that'll save you
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