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Old 05-16-2016, 02:04 PM   #1
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"A line that all the ladies wanna hear..." Add your reply!

Yesterday I saw this tweet and I sort of went off.

It goes like this:
I usually got a line for all the ladies
I know what they wanna hear


So I started thinking up replies to that. I only stopped replying for fear that I might get banned from twitter if the original tweeter were to complain. My replies:

"I'm giving you 10 million dollars"?
"I can do acrobatics with my tongue"?
"Don't worry, hon, I'll have the house cleaned up in no time"?
"There. Everything in the house that needed fixing is fixed now"?
"Hi, I'm Johnny Depp. I'm single now. Want to go on a date?" (Obviously, you can only pull this off if you look like him)

Care to add any of your own? Have fun!
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Old 05-16-2016, 02:18 PM   #2
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Old 05-16-2016, 02:26 PM   #3
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Old 05-16-2016, 02:33 PM   #4
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Old 05-16-2016, 04:30 PM   #5
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Old 05-16-2016, 05:23 PM   #6
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Hahahhaha, good ones, people!
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Old 05-16-2016, 05:26 PM   #7
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"I love the feel of flannel against me at night."
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Old 05-16-2016, 05:34 PM   #8
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"I love the feel of flannel against me at night."
*pictures you in flannelette pyjamas*
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Old 05-16-2016, 05:42 PM   #9
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*pictures you in flannelette pyjamas*
Nice, though so not what I meant.

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Old 05-16-2016, 06:12 PM   #10
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omg.. these are so horrible that they makes my eyes hurt
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Old 05-16-2016, 06:15 PM   #11
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omg.. these are so horrible that they makes my eyes hurt

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Old 05-16-2016, 06:17 PM   #12
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One of my faves.....


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Old 05-16-2016, 07:02 PM   #13
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Old 05-16-2016, 07:29 PM   #14
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Old 05-16-2016, 07:39 PM   #15
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Old 05-16-2016, 08:54 PM   #16
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Old 05-17-2016, 02:08 AM   #17
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Old 05-17-2016, 05:23 AM   #18
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I have a hard time saying it, but I can't imagine my life without you

You are my best friend, my perfect lover and I'll give up everyone or everything for you

Yes you can have my passwords and look through my phone and email.

I know how hard you work, not just your job but to keep us happy. I want to do more than thank you, I want to give as much as you do.

Something seems to be bothering you. If you would like to talk, I'm here to listen.

I know you don't need a hug, but I need to hold you. I've missed you.

(Endless variations of acknowledging or expressing emotion)
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Old 05-17-2016, 06:15 AM   #19
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I'll look after the kids this Friday, you go out with the girls and have fun. See you Saturday morning sometime!

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Old 05-17-2016, 06:23 AM   #20
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Old 05-17-2016, 07:07 AM   #21
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Of course you were right

I'll ask for directions

Brawn isn't a substitute for brains

That lipstick looks pretty on you. It isn't new? Maybe you should buy one.

(Mushy stuff ahead)
I have a hard time saying it, but I can't imagine my life without you

You are my best friend, my perfect lover and I'll give up everyone or everything for you

Yes you can have my passwords and look through my phone and email.

I know how hard you work, not just your job but to keep us happy. I want to do more than thank you, I want to give as much as you do.

Something seems to be bothering you. If you would like to talk, I'm here to listen.

I know you don't need a hug, but I need to hold you. I've missed you.

(Endless variations of acknowledging or expressing emotion)
I'm sensing a theme here....

Btw, nice hair in the av
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Old 05-17-2016, 07:08 AM   #22
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Old 05-17-2016, 07:52 AM   #23
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Old 05-17-2016, 08:48 AM   #24
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me too!
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Old 05-17-2016, 08:52 AM   #25
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OK, I retract that one and replace it with this:

"Flannel looks so sexy on you."
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