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02-07-2012, 03:18 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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Male slave needed!
ISO, male slave for home repair. Shit needs fixin round here!
Must be proficient in all fields of home repair, wood working, plumbing, installations, pool repair/maintenance, and gardening. Must be handsome and strong, work naked, except outside, I'll permit a loin cloth. In return I will allow you to massage me.
Fix my car too.
Last edited by Loverskitten : 02-07-2012 at 03:24 PM.
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02-07-2012, 03:45 PM
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Drew
TheLM is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Loverskitten
ISO, male slave for home repair. Shit needs fixin round here!
Must be proficient in all fields of home repair, wood working, plumbing, installations, pool repair/maintenance, and gardening. Must be handsome and strong, work naked, except outside, I'll permit a loin cloth. In return I will allow you to massage me.
Fix my car too.
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Hahaha!
Poor kitten must not've had a man's man around for a while.. 
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02-07-2012, 08:29 PM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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I realize it was sexist of me to leave out the women, so I'm willing to accept female slaves. All the requirements are the same, however lady slaves must wear tasseled pasties and twirl them while going, "wooowoooowooo" at my request.
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02-07-2012, 08:40 PM
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Switching...
StrayKat is offline
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Wut I have to bump my favorite Lit kitten. 
You could direct a not exactly perfect ones my way... |
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02-07-2012, 08:42 PM
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I'm friendly fire
mothership is offline
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You are amazing kitten. If I could do half the things that you listed I would volunteer.
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02-07-2012, 08:45 PM
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kiwi_submissive is offline
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I can garden and fix your car and I could bring my own helpers for the rest of the stuff 
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02-08-2012, 01:01 AM
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Experienced
Filly97 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Loverskitten
ISO, male slave for home repair. Shit needs fixin round here!
Must be proficient in all fields of home repair, wood working, plumbing, installations, pool repair/maintenance, and gardening. Must be handsome and strong, work naked, except outside, I'll permit a loin cloth. In return I will allow you to massage me.
Fix my car too.
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And if we aren't doing a great job will we get spanked |
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02-08-2012, 09:30 AM
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30bandits is offline
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where do i apply?
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02-08-2012, 11:03 AM
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Really Really Experienced
mnhot2001 is offline
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Location: Mpls
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Loverskitten
ISO, male slave for home repair. Shit needs fixin round here!
Must be proficient in all fields of home repair, wood working, plumbing, installations, pool repair/maintenance, and gardening. Must be handsome and strong, work naked, except outside, I'll permit a loin cloth. In return I will allow you to massage me.
Fix my car too.
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I am highly interested. However, I would need to know where you are located. Please let me know. I can do most of what u seek and I am 6'5" 245 and very well built. |
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02-09-2012, 08:54 AM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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Originally Posted by mnhot2001
I am highly interested. However, I would need to know where you are located. Please let me know. I can do most of what u seek and I am 6'5" 245 and very well built.
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Sigh, you sound big n yummy, but you're too far 
Added duties, clean my kitty's box while you wave your bare ass in the air. Also, should I choose to leave a red handprint on that ass at any time, you'll thank me and continue working.
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02-09-2012, 09:07 AM
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Literotica Guru
ravi64 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Loverskitten
Sigh, you sound big n yummy, but you're too far
Added duties, clean my kitty's box while you wave your bare ass in the air. Also, should I choose to leave a red handprint on that ass at any time, you'll thank me and continue working.
You may suck my toes |
Do male slaves get to wear tasseled panties and harem thongs |
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02-09-2012, 09:25 AM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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Do male slaves get to wear tasseled panties and harem thongs
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No, panties on men isn't my thing. Leather loin cloth, well or just a tool belt... Yeah yummy! NOW GET TO WORK! |
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02-10-2012, 11:52 AM
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Really Really Experienced
mnhot2001 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Loverskitten
Sigh, you sound big n yummy, but you're too far
Added duties, clean my kitty's box while you wave your bare ass in the air. Also, should I choose to leave a red handprint on that ass at any time, you'll thank me and continue working.
You may suck my toes |
So what state are you in? |
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02-11-2012, 01:42 AM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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Thanks for all your PMs. While role play about "needing my drain snaked", "leaky pipes", "WOOD working", "big tools", etc. makes me giggle like a 12 year-old boy, it's not getting shit fixed.
Clearly, I need to step up here. While you work I will wear my highest heels and occasionally trample your ass. You will, of course thank me, and get right back to work.
Last edited by Loverskitten : 02-11-2012 at 02:12 AM.
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02-11-2012, 01:48 AM
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Literotica Guru
ravi64 is offline
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highest heels
A pic of you , dressed that way ,will add to the legion of slaves you will have
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02-11-2012, 09:58 AM
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Really Really Experienced
LordMorningwood is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Loverskitten
While you work I will wear my highest heels and occasionally trample your ass. You will, of course thank me, and get right back to work.
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Happy to report for duty on these terms, Ma'am! |
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02-13-2012, 05:27 PM
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Switching...
StrayKat is offline
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Happy to report for duty on these terms, Ma'am!
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Unless you are willing to relocate I dont see how she can have a lot of use for you. |
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02-13-2012, 06:19 PM
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ABmaninCAL is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Loverskitten
ISO, male slave for home repair. Shit needs fixin round here!
Must be proficient in all fields of home repair, wood working, plumbing, installations, pool repair/maintenance, and gardening. Must be handsome and strong, work naked, except outside, I'll permit a loin cloth. In return I will allow you to massage me.
Fix my car too.
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This would be interesting if You lived near me! 
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03-14-2012, 09:33 PM
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Don't make me spank you.
SexyCleric is offline
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Have you considered adding Computer Maintenance to the list of chores?
If you're looking for the total male slave, you might as well swing for the fences, right?
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03-16-2012, 04:41 PM
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Experienced
Literotti is offline
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: SF Bay Area
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Loverskitten
ISO, male slave for home repair. Shit needs fixin round here!
Must be proficient in all fields of home repair, wood working, plumbing, installations, pool repair/maintenance, and gardening. Must be handsome and strong, work naked, except outside, I'll permit a loin cloth. In return I will allow you to massage me.
Fix my car too.
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Horneyville is not a geographic location. If your ad is realistic, then why did you not include your city, state, country, etc?
How can we know if we can't go? |
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03-16-2012, 05:30 PM
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Really Experienced
PaulBlart is offline
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Location: Memphis, TN
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Damn! Wish I'd paid more attention in shop class. I can't fix shit around a house. I am a gourmet chef and a trained massage therapist, so if you ever need one of those...well, never mind. I think Horneyville is in Alabama and I avoid Alabama at all costs.
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03-17-2012, 09:03 AM
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Literotica Guru
PhilGarlic is offline
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lazy
boy, you are one lazy bitch.....guess you want someone to reply for you.
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03-22-2012, 05:56 PM
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okay then
billrichards41 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Loverskitten
ISO, male slave for home repair. Shit needs fixin round here!
Must be proficient in all fields of home repair, wood working, plumbing, installations, pool repair/maintenance, and gardening. Must be handsome and strong, work naked, except outside, I'll permit a loin cloth. In return I will allow you to massage me.
Fix my car too.
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While I can do all those things... I can do a few more, but slave is not the title I would wear, perhaps we can bargain, play a game, say the stakes are winner gets loser! 
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03-23-2012, 11:12 AM
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Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!
Loverskitten is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PaulBlart
Damn! Wish I'd paid more attention in shop class. I can't fix shit around a house. I am a gourmet chef and a trained massage therapist, so if you ever need one of those...well, never mind. I think Horneyville is in Alabama and I avoid Alabama at all costs.
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Yes! I could really use you! Hmmm I've been craving Tartare lately (Kitten loves some raw meat) and I need my neck, lower back, and glutes worked on. Warning: massages always make me horny! Always
And nope not Alabama. |
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03-23-2012, 12:45 PM
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okay then
billrichards41 is offline
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Massage, spanking, hey it's a fine line One I'm not afraid to cross
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