Go Back   Literotica Discussion Board > Main Literotica Forums > Literotica Personals > The Playground

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools

Old 01-28-2012, 04:12 AM   #76
Chaingun
Who do ya love?
 
Chaingun's Avatar
 
Chaingun is offline
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: In a brand new house by the roadside and it's a-made outa rattlesnake hide.
Posts: 8,199
Quote:
Originally Posted by FakeaSmile View Post
FakeaSmile reporting for duty
Yay, how are you, F? Glad you found your way to safety. Pick a room you'd like to stay in--we've got lots of empty ones, meet some folks, and start figuring out where you can fit into our new society. You're safe here.

Quote:
Originally Posted by PrissOff View Post
Having just spoken to you tonight only, I have to say, you are one gracious host. A real cool cat

It was really nice meeting you and thank you for your hospitality and defense from those who could be considered less than honorable in how women should be treated. I appreciated that. *s*
Thank you, P. You've been a most welcome addition to our post apocalyptic world. I hope you return safely as often as you would like to visit.
__________________



Would you be so kind as to read a few of my stories and vote if you like them? The link to them is in my Homepage in my profile. Thank you!
.
 

Old 01-28-2012, 04:13 AM   #77
mickyp123
JBQ's Dragon. (Always)
 
mickyp123 is offline
Join Date: May 2004
Location: On the wing
Posts: 19,938
Quote:
Originally Posted by NeonKnickers View Post
Do zombies eat animals? If so, you'll need me to cook you a cornucopia of vegan goodies. I can bake, too.

I also happen to have my roommates Rush CD's in my jacket pocket because frankly, I'm totally tired of listening to them, and mostly, watching him play air guitar and singing. (But man, that drummer is goooooood.)
poor cross dressers,, actually that might confuse the zombies because they won't know what they are eating .

I will carry out a low pass and chargrill a few torched zombies will smell better .
 

Old 01-28-2012, 04:14 AM   #78
FakeaSmile
Perfectly Imperfect
 
FakeaSmile's Avatar
 
FakeaSmile is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 31,292
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaingun View Post
Yay, how are you, F? Glad you found your way to safety. Pick a room you'd like to stay in--we've got lots of empty ones, meet some folks, and start figuring out where you can fit into our new society. You're safe here.
Thank you and I'm tired but feeling better now I found the Bunker
__________________
“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

~ Marilyn Monroe





How Do You See Me?
 

Old 01-28-2012, 04:18 AM   #79
Chaingun
Who do ya love?
 
Chaingun's Avatar
 
Chaingun is offline
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: In a brand new house by the roadside and it's a-made outa rattlesnake hide.
Posts: 8,199
Quote:
Originally Posted by mickyp123 View Post
poor cross dressers,, actually that might confuse the zombies because they won't know what they are eating .

I will carry out a low pass and chargrill a few torched zombies will smell better .
Please, just be careful you don't accidentally ignite the peppermint schnapps in the moat. It's a very high proof and easily ignitable.


Quote:
Originally Posted by FakeaSmile View Post
Thank you and I'm tired but feeling better now I found the Bunker
Well, everything here is meant to be shared, so food, a hot shower, a warm bed, new clothes...whatever you find, help yourself to it.
__________________



Would you be so kind as to read a few of my stories and vote if you like them? The link to them is in my Homepage in my profile. Thank you!
.
 

Old 01-28-2012, 04:35 AM   #80
Chaingun
Who do ya love?
 
Chaingun's Avatar
 
Chaingun is offline
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: In a brand new house by the roadside and it's a-made outa rattlesnake hide.
Posts: 8,199
For those who haven't read the Zombie Survival Guide; Complete Protection from the Living Dead, I will pass on the "Top Ten Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack"...

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head; cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

I hope that this small excerpt is useful to those of you still out there trying to scrape out a life amongst the remains of our world. We've got a safe place to run to...if you can make it. Good luck.
__________________



Would you be so kind as to read a few of my stories and vote if you like them? The link to them is in my Homepage in my profile. Thank you!
.

Last edited by Chaingun : 01-28-2012 at 04:03 PM.
 

Old 01-28-2012, 04:52 AM   #81
Chaingun
Who do ya love?
 
Chaingun's Avatar
 
Chaingun is offline
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: In a brand new house by the roadside and it's a-made outa rattlesnake hide.
Posts: 8,199
Alright zombie haters, it's beddy bye time. I've set the motion detectors and turned the guard dogs out. If something makes it past the electrified fences, navigates the minefield, and approaches the bunker, we'll have plenty of warning. Don't worry about figuring out your battle stations just yet. The automated defenses topside will take care of it. The spotlights will come on upstairs and the motion activated belt fed weapons will lay down fire. Nothing downrange will be safe.

Tomorrow's activities will include a billiards tournament, target practice, and a showing of Monty Python's Holy Grail. We might even have a Trojan Rabbit building contest after. Gotta keep the minds and bodies active.

Sleep well my friends. Dream of a zombie free world.
__________________



Would you be so kind as to read a few of my stories and vote if you like them? The link to them is in my Homepage in my profile. Thank you!
.

Last edited by Chaingun : 01-28-2012 at 04:07 PM.
 

Old 01-28-2012, 04:54 AM   #82
sereneone4u
exquisitely submissive
 
sereneone4u's Avatar
 
sereneone4u is offline
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 49,212
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaingun View Post
For those who haven't read the Zombie Survival Guide; Complete Protection from the Living Dead, I will pass on the "Top Ten Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack"...

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head; cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

I hope that this small excerpt is useful to those of you still out there trying to scrape out a life amongst the remains of our world. We've got a safe place to run to...if you can make it. Good luck.

You mean I have to cut my scarlet locks?
__________________
“Green wind from the green-gold branches, what is the song you bring?
What are all songs for me, now, who no more care to sing?
Deep in the heart of Summer, sweet is life to me still,
But my heart is a lonely hunter that hunts on a lonely hill.

Put me on a ship that is sinking
On a voyage to an untamed land
Take away the freedoms I wanted
I understand

Put me inside flesh that is dying
A ghost that wanders without rest
Buried by desires and weakness
I understand.
 

Old 01-28-2012, 04:56 AM   #83
Kudram123
Mental connections
 
Kudram123's Avatar
 
Kudram123 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Somewhere in Europe
Posts: 22,635
Quote:
Originally Posted by sereneone4u View Post
You mean I have to cut my scarlet locks?
Nope we can't have that.

Zombie apocolypse canceled due to hair style refusal people
__________________

Special thanks to Respeito for the signature artwork
 

Old 01-28-2012, 04:57 AM   #84
sereneone4u
exquisitely submissive
 
sereneone4u's Avatar
 
sereneone4u is offline
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 49,212
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kudram123 View Post
Nope we can't have that.

Zombie apocolypse canceled due to hair style refusal people
I was going to say, I might just have to be zombie fodder...

Now I know how Samson felt
__________________
“Green wind from the green-gold branches, what is the song you bring?
What are all songs for me, now, who no more care to sing?
Deep in the heart of Summer, sweet is life to me still,
But my heart is a lonely hunter that hunts on a lonely hill.

Put me on a ship that is sinking
On a voyage to an untamed land
Take away the freedoms I wanted
I understand

Put me inside flesh that is dying
A ghost that wanders without rest
Buried by desires and weakness
I understand.
 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:01 AM   #85
cowslinger64
Butt Wrangler
 
cowslinger64's Avatar
 
cowslinger64 is offline
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Home again
Posts: 29,567
Mornin sailor!!! this is me...





 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:02 AM   #86
Chaingun
Who do ya love?
 
Chaingun's Avatar
 
Chaingun is offline
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: In a brand new house by the roadside and it's a-made outa rattlesnake hide.
Posts: 8,199
Quote:
Originally Posted by sereneone4u View Post
You mean I have to cut my scarlet locks?
You'll probably be fine. The advice is for those still on the outside trying to survive the hoards without the defense mechanism of a stronghold and interlocking fields of fire.

If you stay inside the compound, you'll probably be fine. If you want to go out on patrol with the girls, we'll figure out some way to put your hair up so that there is less to grab on to. When you get back safe and sound, you can let your hair down and look as fabulous as you want.

*sets motion detectors, checks status lights, jiggles the door to make sure it's still locked.*

'Night all.
__________________



Would you be so kind as to read a few of my stories and vote if you like them? The link to them is in my Homepage in my profile. Thank you!
.
 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:03 AM   #87
Chaingun
Who do ya love?
 
Chaingun's Avatar
 
Chaingun is offline
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: In a brand new house by the roadside and it's a-made outa rattlesnake hide.
Posts: 8,199
Quote:
Originally Posted by cowslinger64 View Post
Mornin sailor!!! this is me...





Oh, no, we're not falling for that. Report to the armory and pick up your pink Hello Kitty AK-74.
__________________



Would you be so kind as to read a few of my stories and vote if you like them? The link to them is in my Homepage in my profile. Thank you!
.
 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:04 AM   #88
FakeaSmile
Perfectly Imperfect
 
FakeaSmile's Avatar
 
FakeaSmile is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 31,292
Quote:
Originally Posted by sereneone4u View Post
You mean I have to cut my scarlet locks?
I was thinking that about my 'blonde' locks does he have no idea how much that cost me hahahaha
__________________
“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

~ Marilyn Monroe





How Do You See Me?
 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:04 AM   #89
FakeaSmile
Perfectly Imperfect
 
FakeaSmile's Avatar
 
FakeaSmile is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 31,292
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaingun View Post
Oh, no, we're not falling for that. Report to the armory and pick up your pink Hello Kitty AK-74.
Noooo you can't give him mine
__________________
“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

~ Marilyn Monroe





How Do You See Me?
 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:05 AM   #90
Chaingun
Who do ya love?
 
Chaingun's Avatar
 
Chaingun is offline
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: In a brand new house by the roadside and it's a-made outa rattlesnake hide.
Posts: 8,199
"Nutty women."

*wanders off muttering about whether they'd be happier on the outside with the hungry undead...*
__________________



Would you be so kind as to read a few of my stories and vote if you like them? The link to them is in my Homepage in my profile. Thank you!
.
 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:06 AM   #91
sereneone4u
exquisitely submissive
 
sereneone4u's Avatar
 
sereneone4u is offline
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 49,212
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaingun View Post
You'll probably be fine. The advice is for those still on the outside trying to survive the hoards without the defense mechanism of a stronghold and interlocking fields of fire.

If you stay inside the compound, you'll probably be fine. If you want to go out on patrol with the girls, we'll figure out some way to put your hair up so that there is less to grab on to. When you get back safe and sound, you can let your hair down and look as fabulous as you want.

*sets motion detectors, checks status lights, jiggles the door to make sure it's still locked.*

'Night all.
Sweet Dreams, Hero
__________________
“Green wind from the green-gold branches, what is the song you bring?
What are all songs for me, now, who no more care to sing?
Deep in the heart of Summer, sweet is life to me still,
But my heart is a lonely hunter that hunts on a lonely hill.

Put me on a ship that is sinking
On a voyage to an untamed land
Take away the freedoms I wanted
I understand

Put me inside flesh that is dying
A ghost that wanders without rest
Buried by desires and weakness
I understand.
 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:06 AM   #92
Chaingun
Who do ya love?
 
Chaingun's Avatar
 
Chaingun is offline
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: In a brand new house by the roadside and it's a-made outa rattlesnake hide.
Posts: 8,199
Quote:
Originally Posted by FakeaSmile View Post
Noooo you can't give him mine
There are lots of them.


But I saved a Sponge Bob Square Pants Sig SG 550 for you.
__________________



Would you be so kind as to read a few of my stories and vote if you like them? The link to them is in my Homepage in my profile. Thank you!
.
 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:06 AM   #93
sombrablanca
lascivious loving leopard
 
sombrablanca's Avatar
 
sombrablanca is offline
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Vermont
Posts: 3,514
Wouldnt shotties be better? machine guns are a big waste of ammos in a spray and pray civilian's hand. Or anyone deserving of HK gear. Shotgun you just aim it near their head and boom. 1 shot 1 kill. The ak does give better range though.
__________________
Searching for my one. The one who completes me, that once I'm with, I can not live without. Seen her?(or him?)

My Srp profile. http://forum.literotica.com/showthre...5#post39788055

My F+SC thread. Kinks within. http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=795905

My Earth Day Story. My first ever solo story. Please vote and comment. http://www.literotica.com/s/a-forest...waited-renewal
 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:07 AM   #94
Chaingun
Who do ya love?
 
Chaingun's Avatar
 
Chaingun is offline
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: In a brand new house by the roadside and it's a-made outa rattlesnake hide.
Posts: 8,199
Quote:
Originally Posted by sereneone4u View Post
Sweet Dreams, Hero
I'm just another dumbass. I'm nobody's hero. Good night Silly.
__________________



Would you be so kind as to read a few of my stories and vote if you like them? The link to them is in my Homepage in my profile. Thank you!
.
 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:08 AM   #95
sereneone4u
exquisitely submissive
 
sereneone4u's Avatar
 
sereneone4u is offline
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 49,212
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaingun View Post
"Nutty women."

*wanders off muttering about whether they'd be happier on the outside with the hungry undead...*

Maybe even the zombies would me temporarily mesmerized when I unpin it and shake it out, letting it spill over my shoulders and fall just about to the tips of my breasts
__________________
“Green wind from the green-gold branches, what is the song you bring?
What are all songs for me, now, who no more care to sing?
Deep in the heart of Summer, sweet is life to me still,
But my heart is a lonely hunter that hunts on a lonely hill.

Put me on a ship that is sinking
On a voyage to an untamed land
Take away the freedoms I wanted
I understand

Put me inside flesh that is dying
A ghost that wanders without rest
Buried by desires and weakness
I understand.
 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:09 AM   #96
sereneone4u
exquisitely submissive
 
sereneone4u's Avatar
 
sereneone4u is offline
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 49,212
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaingun View Post
I'm just another dumbass. I'm nobody's hero. Good night Silly.
I will fantasize about you how I see fit, Mister

*giggling*
__________________
“Green wind from the green-gold branches, what is the song you bring?
What are all songs for me, now, who no more care to sing?
Deep in the heart of Summer, sweet is life to me still,
But my heart is a lonely hunter that hunts on a lonely hill.

Put me on a ship that is sinking
On a voyage to an untamed land
Take away the freedoms I wanted
I understand

Put me inside flesh that is dying
A ghost that wanders without rest
Buried by desires and weakness
I understand.
 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:09 AM   #97
sereneone4u
exquisitely submissive
 
sereneone4u's Avatar
 
sereneone4u is offline
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 49,212
Quote:
Originally Posted by FakeaSmile View Post
I was thinking that about my 'blonde' locks does he have no idea how much that cost me hahahaha
Seriously!

Men
__________________
“Green wind from the green-gold branches, what is the song you bring?
What are all songs for me, now, who no more care to sing?
Deep in the heart of Summer, sweet is life to me still,
But my heart is a lonely hunter that hunts on a lonely hill.

Put me on a ship that is sinking
On a voyage to an untamed land
Take away the freedoms I wanted
I understand

Put me inside flesh that is dying
A ghost that wanders without rest
Buried by desires and weakness
I understand.
 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:10 AM   #98
mickyp123
JBQ's Dragon. (Always)
 
mickyp123 is offline
Join Date: May 2004
Location: On the wing
Posts: 19,938
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaingun View Post
Please, just be careful you don't accidentally ignite the peppermint schnapps in the moat. It's a very high proof and easily ignitable.




Well, everything here is meant to be shared, so food, a hot shower, a warm bed, new clothes...whatever you find, help yourself to it.

Waves to smiler, glad you made it to the bunker,
 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:13 AM   #99
FakeaSmile
Perfectly Imperfect
 
FakeaSmile's Avatar
 
FakeaSmile is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 31,292
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaingun View Post
There are lots of them.


But I saved a Sponge Bob Square Pants Sig SG 550 for you.
Ohhhhh yayyy thank you
And sweet dreams
__________________
“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

~ Marilyn Monroe





How Do You See Me?
 

Old 01-28-2012, 05:13 AM   #100
FakeaSmile
Perfectly Imperfect
 
FakeaSmile's Avatar
 
FakeaSmile is offline
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 31,292
Quote:
Originally Posted by sereneone4u View Post
Seriously!

Men
I know!! Just no idea

Quote:
Originally Posted by mickyp123 View Post
Waves to smiler, glad you made it to the bunker,
Waves back Hello Micky glad you made it too
__________________
“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."

~ Marilyn Monroe





How Do You See Me?
 
Closed Thread


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:19 AM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.