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01-28-2012, 04:12 AM
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Who do ya love?
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Yay, how are you, F? Glad you found your way to safety. Pick a room you'd like to stay in--we've got lots of empty ones, meet some folks, and start figuring out where you can fit into our new society. You're safe here.
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Having just spoken to you tonight only, I have to say, you are one gracious host. A real cool cat 
It was really nice meeting you and thank you for your hospitality and defense from those who could be considered less than honorable in how women should be treated. I appreciated that. *s*  |
Thank you, P. You've been a most welcome addition to our post apocalyptic world. I hope you return safely as often as you would like to visit.
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01-28-2012, 04:13 AM
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JBQ's Dragon. (Always)
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Do zombies eat animals? If so, you'll need me to cook you a cornucopia of vegan goodies. I can bake, too.
I also happen to have my roommates Rush CD's in my jacket pocket because frankly, I'm totally tired of listening to them, and mostly, watching him play air guitar and singing. (But man, that drummer is goooooood.)
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 poor cross dressers,, actually that might confuse the zombies because they won't know what they are eating .
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01-28-2012, 04:14 AM
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Unravelling Before You
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Yay, how are you, F? Glad you found your way to safety. Pick a room you'd like to stay in--we've got lots of empty ones, meet some folks, and start figuring out where you can fit into our new society. You're safe here.
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Thank you and I'm tired but feeling better now I found the Bunker
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01-28-2012, 04:18 AM
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Who do ya love?
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poor cross dressers,, actually that might confuse the zombies because they won't know what they are eating .
I will carry out a low pass and chargrill a few torched zombies will smell better . |
Please, just be careful you don't accidentally ignite the peppermint schnapps in the moat. It's a very high proof and easily ignitable.
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Thank you and I'm tired but feeling better now I found the Bunker |
Well, everything here is meant to be shared, so food, a hot shower, a warm bed, new clothes...whatever you find, help yourself to it.
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01-28-2012, 04:35 AM
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Who do ya love?
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For those who haven't read the Zombie Survival Guide; Complete Protection from the Living Dead, I will pass on the "Top Ten Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack"...
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head; cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
I hope that this small excerpt is useful to those of you still out there trying to scrape out a life amongst the remains of our world. We've got a safe place to run to...if you can make it. Good luck.
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01-28-2012, 04:52 AM
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Who do ya love?
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Alright zombie haters, it's beddy bye time. I've set the motion detectors and turned the guard dogs out. If something makes it past the electrified fences, navigates the minefield, and approaches the bunker, we'll have plenty of warning. Don't worry about figuring out your battle stations just yet. The automated defenses topside will take care of it. The spotlights will come on upstairs and the motion activated belt fed weapons will lay down fire. Nothing downrange will be safe.
Tomorrow's activities will include a billiards tournament, target practice, and a showing of Monty Python's Holy Grail. We might even have a Trojan Rabbit building contest after. Gotta keep the minds and bodies active.
Sleep well my friends. Dream of a zombie free world.
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01-28-2012, 04:54 AM
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THE MFing Princess ;)
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Originally Posted by Chaingun
For those who haven't read the Zombie Survival Guide; Complete Protection from the Living Dead, I will pass on the "Top Ten Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack"...
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head; cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
I hope that this small excerpt is useful to those of you still out there trying to scrape out a life amongst the remains of our world. We've got a safe place to run to...if you can make it. Good luck.
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You mean I have to cut my scarlet locks?
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Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers,
but to be fearless in facing them.
Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but
for the heart to conquer it
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
"When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves."
And I was seething, breathing deeply
Spitting sentry, horned and tailed
Waiting for you
It's hard for an educated woman to turn her head off. That's part of the joy of being a submissive. None of the decisions are yours. When you can't refuse anything and can't even move, those voices in your head go silent. All you can do, and all you are permitted to do, is feel.
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01-28-2012, 04:56 AM
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Mental connections
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You mean I have to cut my scarlet locks? |
Nope we can't have that.
Zombie apocolypse canceled due to hair style refusal people
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01-28-2012, 04:57 AM
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THE MFing Princess ;)
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Nope we can't have that.
Zombie apocolypse canceled due to hair style refusal people |
I was going to say, I might just have to be zombie fodder...
Now I know how Samson felt 
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http://kevan.org/johari?name=serene14u
Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers,
but to be fearless in facing them.
Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but
for the heart to conquer it
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
"When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves."
And I was seething, breathing deeply
Spitting sentry, horned and tailed
Waiting for you
It's hard for an educated woman to turn her head off. That's part of the joy of being a submissive. None of the decisions are yours. When you can't refuse anything and can't even move, those voices in your head go silent. All you can do, and all you are permitted to do, is feel.
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01-28-2012, 05:01 AM
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Wanna go for a ride?
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01-28-2012, 05:02 AM
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Who do ya love?
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You'll probably be fine. The advice is for those still on the outside trying to survive the hoards without the defense mechanism of a stronghold and interlocking fields of fire.
If you stay inside the compound, you'll probably be fine. If you want to go out on patrol with the girls, we'll figure out some way to put your hair up so that there is less to grab on to. When you get back safe and sound, you can let your hair down and look as fabulous as you want.
*sets motion detectors, checks status lights, jiggles the door to make sure it's still locked.*
'Night all.
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01-28-2012, 05:03 AM
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Who do ya love?
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Mornin sailor!!! this is me...
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Oh, no, we're not falling for that. Report to the armory and pick up your pink Hello Kitty AK-74.
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01-28-2012, 05:04 AM
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Unravelling Before You
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I was thinking that about my 'blonde' locks does he have no idea how much that cost me hahahaha
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01-28-2012, 05:04 AM
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Unravelling Before You
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Oh, no, we're not falling for that. Report to the armory and pick up your pink Hello Kitty AK-74.
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Noooo you can't give him mine 
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01-28-2012, 05:05 AM
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Who do ya love?
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"Nutty women."
*wanders off muttering about whether they'd be happier on the outside with the hungry undead...*
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01-28-2012, 05:06 AM
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THE MFing Princess ;)
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Originally Posted by Chaingun
You'll probably be fine. The advice is for those still on the outside trying to survive the hoards without the defense mechanism of a stronghold and interlocking fields of fire.
If you stay inside the compound, you'll probably be fine. If you want to go out on patrol with the girls, we'll figure out some way to put your hair up so that there is less to grab on to. When you get back safe and sound, you can let your hair down and look as fabulous as you want.
*sets motion detectors, checks status lights, jiggles the door to make sure it's still locked.*
'Night all.
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Sweet Dreams, Hero
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http://kevan.org/johari?name=serene14u
Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers,
but to be fearless in facing them.
Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but
for the heart to conquer it
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
"When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves."
And I was seething, breathing deeply
Spitting sentry, horned and tailed
Waiting for you
It's hard for an educated woman to turn her head off. That's part of the joy of being a submissive. None of the decisions are yours. When you can't refuse anything and can't even move, those voices in your head go silent. All you can do, and all you are permitted to do, is feel.
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01-28-2012, 05:06 AM
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Who do ya love?
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Noooo you can't give him mine |
There are lots of them.
But I saved a Sponge Bob Square Pants Sig SG 550 for you.
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01-28-2012, 05:06 AM
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lascivious loving leopard
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Wouldnt shotties be better? machine guns are a big waste of ammos in a spray and pray civilian's hand. Or anyone deserving of HK gear. Shotgun you just aim it near their head and boom. 1 shot 1 kill. The ak does give better range though.
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01-28-2012, 05:07 AM
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Who do ya love?
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I'm just another dumbass. I'm nobody's hero. Good night Silly.
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01-28-2012, 05:08 AM
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THE MFing Princess ;)
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"Nutty women."
*wanders off muttering about whether they'd be happier on the outside with the hungry undead...*
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Maybe even the zombies would me temporarily mesmerized when I unpin it and shake it out, letting it spill over my shoulders and fall just about to the tips of my breasts 
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http://kevan.org/johari?name=serene14u
Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers,
but to be fearless in facing them.
Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but
for the heart to conquer it
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
"When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves."
And I was seething, breathing deeply
Spitting sentry, horned and tailed
Waiting for you
It's hard for an educated woman to turn her head off. That's part of the joy of being a submissive. None of the decisions are yours. When you can't refuse anything and can't even move, those voices in your head go silent. All you can do, and all you are permitted to do, is feel.
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THE MFing Princess ;)
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I'm just another dumbass. I'm nobody's hero. Good night Silly. |
I will fantasize about you how I see fit, Mister 
*giggling*
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http://kevan.org/johari?name=serene14u
Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers,
but to be fearless in facing them.
Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but
for the heart to conquer it
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
"When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves."
And I was seething, breathing deeply
Spitting sentry, horned and tailed
Waiting for you
It's hard for an educated woman to turn her head off. That's part of the joy of being a submissive. None of the decisions are yours. When you can't refuse anything and can't even move, those voices in your head go silent. All you can do, and all you are permitted to do, is feel.
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THE MFing Princess ;)
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I was thinking that about my 'blonde' locks does he have no idea how much that cost me hahahaha
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Seriously!
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http://kevan.org/johari?name=serene14u
Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers,
but to be fearless in facing them.
Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but
for the heart to conquer it
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
"When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves."
And I was seething, breathing deeply
Spitting sentry, horned and tailed
Waiting for you
It's hard for an educated woman to turn her head off. That's part of the joy of being a submissive. None of the decisions are yours. When you can't refuse anything and can't even move, those voices in your head go silent. All you can do, and all you are permitted to do, is feel.
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01-28-2012, 05:10 AM
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JBQ's Dragon. (Always)
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Originally Posted by Chaingun
Please, just be careful you don't accidentally ignite the peppermint schnapps in the moat. It's a very high proof and easily ignitable.
Well, everything here is meant to be shared, so food, a hot shower, a warm bed, new clothes...whatever you find, help yourself to it.
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01-28-2012, 05:13 AM
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Unravelling Before You
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There are lots of them.
But I saved a Sponge Bob Square Pants Sig SG 550 for you.
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Ohhhhh yayyy thank you
And sweet dreams
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01-28-2012, 05:13 AM
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Unravelling Before You
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Waves to smiler, glad you made it to the bunker,
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Waves back Hello Micky glad you made it too
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