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Old 01-17-2013, 08:33 PM   #5701
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Oi vey!

Why would someone make little crabs to put on a candy vag?
Well, if I had made them, the crabs would be to make you smile.

*grabs a handful of Dave-ass, winks, and wiggles off to take care of some stuff*
 

Old 01-17-2013, 08:35 PM   #5702
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*leaves a t-shirt set in each girl's dorm room*
*Runs to open the candy pantry.*
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:37 PM   #5703
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Well, if I had made them, the crabs would be to make you smile.

*grabs a handful of Dave-ass, winks, and wiggles off to take care of some stuff*
Yikes!!!

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Old 01-17-2013, 08:38 PM   #5704
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I saunter in with my new t-shirt looking for some candy...
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:43 PM   #5705
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Thank you for qualifying that as being for the wimmens!

I'll pass.


[Real life warning--this may be long...

I have a brand new laptop. Instead of buying a four hundred dollar Netbook, I spent a ton more figuring why not get the best I could afford. And honestly, long story short, this thing is driving me nuts. Windows 8 seems to be a compilation of every thing anyone could find to complain about the in the past Window operating systems and then magnified by ten. What a piece of shit.

Further, with 94.4 MB of onboard memory and only 45.5 used--mostly by programs I will never use--the unit is constantly telling me that I am running out of memory and that it needs to close. Firefox, my favorite browser, and even Internet Explorer, my least favorite browser, both have this issue. (In fact, it has interrupted me twice while typing this to tell me that it needs to close. I've told it to cancel both times and I'm honestly quite surprised that it has not just crashed like it is so fond of doing.)

It also does not help that the last four days have been quite shitty at work. Like, taking up all my time shitty. Like not having time to take a lunch shitty. Like, trying to find the time to put gas in the truck shitty. (Oh, do you know why the truck needed gas? I pulled up to the security gate at an airport industrial park, got out to punch the numbers on a keypad, got the gate open, went back to the truck, and found that I locked myself out. Duh. The nice lady in line behind me allowed me to use her phone to call AAA since my phone, of course, was in the truck, which was running. An hour later, the locksmith showed up and let me in.)

Let me add to my annoyance...

My largest customer has had us running like idiots to fill an order that was basically impossible. His "drop dead time" was end of business today. This morning, after coming in early to take care of it as well as I could before we opened, I received a call from them telling me, "Meh, we don't need it."

Thanks a fucking lot.

Did I mention that I canceled a trip to see customers in Tampa today because of this?

Or that my internet here at home is acting up?

Or...that I might be drunk and that the reason this is not chock full of spelling errors is because the one thing the little computer does correctly is put a squiggly red line under my mistakes?

Several of you have PM'd me to point out that I seem "nostalgic" or "morose" or even "angry" and for that I say, I appreciate your concern and for sticking around and playing here. I'm fine. Or at least I will be. I won't go into other reasons why I'm "down" since that is personal, but again, thank you. I DID start reading through this thread the other day and was getting a little nostalgic about so many friends that no longer come here...but that is their choice and as much as I wish they'd come back and say hi, that is fine. It is what it is, right? Life changes and we all move on. So, thanks. "Fun Dave"--if you actually think I'm fun--will come back. I will work through it and in the meantime, no silly diagnoses about depression or something silly like that.

It's all good. Thank you, Friends.]


OK, who wants a drink?
Aww hun Tampa huh? *Grabs your face and licks your mouth before running off*
 

Old 01-17-2013, 08:44 PM   #5706
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*** tiptoeing away as not to draw attention to herself ***

Damn, but life definitley got more interesting when I found this place...
How could it not?
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:45 PM   #5707
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Aww hun Tampa huh? *Grabs your face and licks your mouth before running off*
Yes...Tampa.


If I see you, I'll roll down the window and wave.
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:46 PM   #5708
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I saunter in with my new t-shirt looking for some candy...
*fills your hands with Hershey's Kisses and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.*
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:46 PM   #5709
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Yes...Tampa.


If I see you, I'll roll down the window and wave.
Mmmhm I will stand in front of your vehicle.
 

Old 01-17-2013, 08:47 PM   #5710
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BRB...gotta make drink number six.
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:47 PM   #5711
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Mmmhm I will stand in front of your vehicle.
That might be dangerous.
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:50 PM   #5712
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*fills your hands with Hershey's Kisses and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.*
Damn... *drops to her knees*
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:51 PM   #5713
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Damn... *drops to her knees*
Aren't you sweet?
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:56 PM   #5714
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Aren't you sweet?
I try...
getting a head start on Fuck Me Heels Friday..

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Old 01-17-2013, 09:04 PM   #5715
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I try...
getting a head start on Fuck Me Heels Friday..

Now see, I really, really like those shoes. Couple them with a really conservative pencil skirt and they give of just the right vibe...

I would totally rock those shoes.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:09 PM   #5716
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That might be dangerous.
Are you still making drinks? If so I'll have a Pink Lady please.
 

Old 01-17-2013, 09:11 PM   #5717
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Damn....now I may need to go to my room.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:12 PM   #5718
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Damn....now I may need to go to my room.
*chuckles* People always leave just when it looks like it's getting fun...
 

Old 01-17-2013, 09:17 PM   #5719
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*chuckles* People always leave just when it looks like it's getting fun...
That's what I said last night.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:20 PM   #5720
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I know, sweety. *kisses your cheek* I'm not good at being clever.
 

Old 01-17-2013, 09:22 PM   #5721
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Awe, Dave.... *walks up behind him and fondles his rear* I won't go to my room if you won't..

Besides, TL had me bent over grabbing my ankles last night...I'd post a picture but I think we dropped the camera in the moat..
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:27 PM   #5722
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I think you are.
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Old 01-17-2013, 09:32 PM   #5723
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Awe, Dave.... *walks up behind him and fondles his rear* I won't go to my room if you won't..

Besides, TL had me bent over grabbing my ankles last night...I'd post a picture but I think we dropped the camera in the moat..
I guess I'm not getting my drink. RA come on let's go dance.
 

Old 01-17-2013, 09:32 PM   #5724
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Yes you are.
 

Old 01-17-2013, 09:34 PM   #5725
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Awe, Dave.... *walks up behind him and fondles his rear* I won't go to my room if you won't..

Besides, TL had me bent over grabbing my ankles last night...I'd post a picture but I think we dropped the camera in the moat..
Ooor I could bend you over again.
 
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