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Old 04-16-2012, 01:15 PM   #151
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The simple answer is that we are guys, and we like to look at boobies!


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Old 04-17-2012, 03:27 AM   #152
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90% of men stare at my chest anyway. So there you go, oogle away.
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Old 04-17-2012, 05:58 AM   #153
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90% of men stare at my chest anyway. So there you go, oogle away.
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LOVE them. You have sexy racks.
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Old 04-17-2012, 06:36 AM   #154
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I'm a girl and I do it all the time without even realizing. I wonder if all my friends think I'm weird. Although I do appreciate a nice pair, I think it's more because I'm shy and don't like making eye contact, so I tend to look downward. I guess it also doesn't help that I'm usually on eye-level with girl's tits since I'm pretty short.
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Old 04-17-2012, 10:45 AM   #155
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Forgive me if this has already been asked, awful long thread, but do you ladies ever check out a guys cock? I knew a girl that I swear was trying to take a peek at what I might have.
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Old 04-17-2012, 01:47 PM   #156
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Forgive me if this has already been asked, awful long thread, but do you ladies ever check out a guys cock? I knew a girl that I swear was trying to take a peek at what I might have.
Oh yeah. I've done it myself on a number of occasions.. Usually only when they're wearing something that makes it fairly easy, like sweatpants, though
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Old 04-17-2012, 05:40 PM   #157
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What always throws me is when a girl's wearing something revealing and then gets upset if you even look like you might be sneaking a peek. Talk about mixed messages. Ladies should be proud of what they have and understand that men looking is both a compliment and a sign that we value you as the beautiful women you are.
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Old 04-17-2012, 06:53 PM   #158
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What always throws me is when a girl's wearing something revealing and then gets upset if you even look like you might be sneaking a peek. Talk about mixed messages. Ladies should be proud of what they have and understand that men looking is both a compliment and a sign that we value you as the beautiful women you are.
I don't think it's anyone else's place to tell women how they should react to being ogled.
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Old 04-17-2012, 06:59 PM   #159
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What always throws me is when a girl's wearing something revealing and then gets upset if you even look like you might be sneaking a peek. Talk about mixed messages. Ladies should be proud of what they have and understand that men looking is both a compliment and a sign that we value you as the beautiful women you are.
If you're wearing a revealing top then you will be open to guys looking at you you'd be stupid not to know that lol But the big difference is how the guy looks and for how long he looks
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Old 04-17-2012, 07:16 PM   #160
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Old 04-17-2012, 07:22 PM   #161
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The simple answer is that we are guys, and we like to look at boobies!
Or to put it even more succinctly, rats like cheese.
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Old 04-17-2012, 07:41 PM   #162
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So far, I haven't had to have my eyes re-directed so I guess I'm all right.

I like to think I'm discreet about looking, and try to keep it to a quick glance....and then maybe another one now and again during the conversation. Its all meant as appreciation of something nice to look at.
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Old 04-17-2012, 07:57 PM   #163
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Or to put it even more succinctly, rats like cheese.
Succinct as it may be, not quite the analogy I would associate with the given subject matter. Though it does set one to ponder what a suitable analogy would be.
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Old 04-17-2012, 08:20 PM   #164
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So far, I haven't had to have my eyes re-directed so I guess I'm all right.

I like to think I'm discreet about looking, and try to keep it to a quick glance....and then maybe another one now and again during the conversation. Its all meant as appreciation of something nice to look at.
I try to be discreet as well. But I must have some sort of mild neurological disorder, because more times than not, my neck will twitch back around in an involuntary double-take. And then, somewhere, an ohooga horn will sound, and I'll find myself in in mid air, in a jacknifed posture, with both my eyeballs bugging out.

It's the damndest thing.
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Old 04-17-2012, 08:54 PM   #166
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Old 04-17-2012, 09:10 PM   #168
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Old 04-17-2012, 10:39 PM   #169
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Old 04-17-2012, 10:46 PM   #170
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What always throws me is when a girl's wearing something revealing and then gets upset if you even look like you might be sneaking a peek. Talk about mixed messages. Ladies should be proud of what they have and understand that men looking is both a compliment and a sign that we value you as the beautiful women you are.
Women do not dress for the appreciation of men. Women often wear "revealing" clothes because it's hot outside, not to garner your attention. Oogling is never appropriate. Instead of being shocked when a woman takes offense at you being offensive, change your strategy.
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Old 04-17-2012, 11:09 PM   #171
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Women do not dress for the appreciation of men. Women often wear "revealing" clothes because it's hot outside, not to garner your attention. Oogling is never appropriate. Instead of being shocked when a woman takes offense at you being offensive, change your strategy.
What SD said.

One good way to change your strategy if you see someone radically attractive walk by is to take one quick glance and then picture the rest in your mind's eye without looking over again. A brief friendly glance is permissible; sustained eye contact that isn't reciprocated can become really weird. You wouldn't like it done to you. Do unto others, etc.
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Old 04-18-2012, 12:04 PM   #172
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Oh yeah. I've done it myself on a number of occasions.. Usually only when they're wearing something that makes it fairly easy, like sweatpants, though
Back in my days as a cruel and shameless cock tease, I loved sweatpants. Slow dancing with guys in sweats was always hilarious to me.
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Old 04-18-2012, 12:38 PM   #173
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Back in my days as a cruel and shameless cock tease, I loved sweatpants. Slow dancing with guys in sweats was always hilarious to me.
more funny if they could barely pitch a tent though right?
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Old 05-08-2012, 05:12 PM   #174
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Reiha's Tits.

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Reiha's Tits.

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Yes, yes you have! And my goodness those are a sight to behold.
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