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off2bed

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1. Blame Bush. "The Bush administration has officially lifted a 25-year ban on licensed possession of loaded concealed weapons in national parks and wildlife refuges"

2. Blame military vets. "the return of military veterans facing significant challenges reintegrating into their communities could lead to the potential emergence of terrorist groups or lone wolf extremists capable of carrying out violent attacks..."

3. Proclaim you'll pursue gun control under the radar. http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0811/61942.html

4. Check your conscience at the door, and send an Iraq War vet into a National Park on a mission, like Fast and Furious. http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2017143010_ranger02m.html?syndication=rss

5. Get your minions to manufacture astroturf support for reinstating the National Park gun ban.

6. Repeat at all locations currently under Federal control until no Federal property allows citizens to defend themselves against violent attack.
 
7. The JD/ATF helps smuggle guns to the Mexican cartels, you get long gun registration in the southwest border States to stop it.
 
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