Go Back   Literotica Discussion Board > Main Literotica Forums > Amateur Pic Feedback

Reply
 
Thread Tools

Old 12-31-2011, 06:21 PM   #51
Massive Grooves
Fuck It
 
Massive Grooves's Avatar
 
Massive Grooves is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 8,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadysmurfette View Post
You are such a naughty old man


Age should bring experience and I am sure you could teach me a thing or three
I'd be a liar if I didn't say that I haven't considered becoming a dirty old man.

Just as I was about to get jealous of a smurf, I remembered a few days ago. One of those reminder days. See, I manage a bunch of people who really work hard, but when some don't show up, I'll go out and work.

About three hours into it my arm felt like it was going to fall off with each box I moved. Oh yeah, I'm not 25 anymore.

I did take this picture. The boxes were blue.

I was partially smurf at that moment.

Have room for me?

Last edited by Massive Grooves : 01-31-2012 at 04:48 PM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-31-2011, 06:23 PM   #52
Massive Grooves
Fuck It
 
Massive Grooves's Avatar
 
Massive Grooves is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 8,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadysmurfette View Post
I am glad I was here to catch that photo

ps. I noticed all those books in the background and well for some reason the whole naughty librarian thing just popped into my head. Hmmmm yes yum. Books can really spark the imagination and take one places.....
I thought, shit, my books are in that picture?

Those are my CDs.

I do have a rather fine library on the other wall, but feel safe that a good portion of it (none) is porn and I have received very little education (tons) from reading those books.
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-31-2011, 06:28 PM   #53
shadysmurfette
Gifted&Black
 
shadysmurfette's Avatar
 
shadysmurfette is offline
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: On earth
Posts: 11,981
Quote:
Originally Posted by Massive Grooves View Post
I'd be a liar if I didn't say that I haven't considered becoming a dirty old man.

Just as I was about to get jealous of a smurf, I remembered a few days ago. One of those reminder days. See, I manage a bunch of people who really work hard, but when some don't show up, I'll go out and work.

About three hours into it my arm felt like it was going to fall off with each box I moved. Oh yeah, I'm not 25 anymore.

I did take this picture. The boxes were blue.

I was partially smurf at that moment.

Have room for me?

Mmmmmmm I think we could work something out.........or in.
__________________
I am generally of the notion that Mondays are like that funny tasting medication you used to take as a child....a bad taste in one's mouth but you still have to open wide and swallow -Shadysmurfette

"It boils down to this: the freedom to learn how to be sexual requires the freedom from sexualization." - Hugo Schwyzer *Click for article*

Thanks IcariusInHiding for the new avatar.
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-31-2011, 06:32 PM   #54
shadysmurfette
Gifted&Black
 
shadysmurfette's Avatar
 
shadysmurfette is offline
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: On earth
Posts: 11,981
Quote:
Originally Posted by Massive Grooves View Post
I thought, shit, my books are in that picture?

Those are my CDs.

I do have a rather fine library on the other wall, but feel safe that a good portion of it (none) is porn and I have received very little education (tons) from reading those books.
Bookophiles make the world a better place

I read this somewhere and it made me chuckle
__________________
I am generally of the notion that Mondays are like that funny tasting medication you used to take as a child....a bad taste in one's mouth but you still have to open wide and swallow -Shadysmurfette

"It boils down to this: the freedom to learn how to be sexual requires the freedom from sexualization." - Hugo Schwyzer *Click for article*

Thanks IcariusInHiding for the new avatar.
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-31-2011, 06:38 PM   #55
Massive Grooves
Fuck It
 
Massive Grooves's Avatar
 
Massive Grooves is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 8,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadysmurfette View Post
Mmmmmmm I think we could work something out.........or in.
The blue hand turned you on, didn't it?
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-31-2011, 06:42 PM   #56
Massive Grooves
Fuck It
 
Massive Grooves's Avatar
 
Massive Grooves is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 8,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadysmurfette View Post
Bookophiles make the world a better place

I read this somewhere and it made me chuckle
That's funny.

I am quite unimpressed at times with people.

A few years ago I had a job with down time. I read a ton at work. My boss at the time thought I was odd. He'd make a face and brag that he had never read a book in his life.

Not something to brag about.
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-31-2011, 06:51 PM   #57
shadysmurfette
Gifted&Black
 
shadysmurfette's Avatar
 
shadysmurfette is offline
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: On earth
Posts: 11,981
Quote:
Originally Posted by Massive Grooves View Post
The blue hand turned you on, didn't it?
The blue is nice but that can wash off. I think it is the owner of said hand and what he could that is doing the trick....
__________________
I am generally of the notion that Mondays are like that funny tasting medication you used to take as a child....a bad taste in one's mouth but you still have to open wide and swallow -Shadysmurfette

"It boils down to this: the freedom to learn how to be sexual requires the freedom from sexualization." - Hugo Schwyzer *Click for article*

Thanks IcariusInHiding for the new avatar.
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-31-2011, 06:57 PM   #58
shadysmurfette
Gifted&Black
 
shadysmurfette's Avatar
 
shadysmurfette is offline
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: On earth
Posts: 11,981
Quote:
Originally Posted by Massive Grooves View Post
That's funny.

I am quite unimpressed at times with people.

A few years ago I had a job with down time. I read a ton at work. My boss at the time thought I was odd. He'd make a face and brag that he had never read a book in his life.

Not something to brag about.

I find that disturbing. So he didn't go to high school? Had any Literature classes?

Meh.
__________________
I am generally of the notion that Mondays are like that funny tasting medication you used to take as a child....a bad taste in one's mouth but you still have to open wide and swallow -Shadysmurfette

"It boils down to this: the freedom to learn how to be sexual requires the freedom from sexualization." - Hugo Schwyzer *Click for article*

Thanks IcariusInHiding for the new avatar.
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-31-2011, 07:08 PM   #59
Massive Grooves
Fuck It
 
Massive Grooves's Avatar
 
Massive Grooves is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 8,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadysmurfette View Post
I find that disturbing. So he didn't go to high school? Had any Literature classes?

Meh.
He had a college degree.

He faked it. Buddies, Cliff, skimmed, whathaveyou.

I cannot take anybody who has a business degree from the University of Michigan seriously now.

Did I offend anybody?

I'm getting more and more curmudgeonly, I don't care.
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-31-2011, 07:09 PM   #60
Massive Grooves
Fuck It
 
Massive Grooves's Avatar
 
Massive Grooves is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 8,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadysmurfette View Post
The blue is nice but that can wash off. I think it is the owner of said hand and what he could that is doing the trick....
I'd wash it off before finger fucking.
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-31-2011, 08:30 PM   #61
myorangelily
Really Experienced
 
myorangelily's Avatar
 
myorangelily is offline
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Virginia
Posts: 230
Shall we start a countdown to the big day? I'll turn 43 this month. I gotta say, my 40's are much better than my 30's. Love the pics you've posted. Very sexy indeed.
__________________
Fabulous 40-something bbw redhead

Open to PMs, especially ones that make me smile &/or laugh

Not interested in video chats
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-31-2011, 08:58 PM   #62
Massive Grooves
Fuck It
 
Massive Grooves's Avatar
 
Massive Grooves is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 8,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by myorangelily View Post
Shall we start a countdown to the big day? I'll turn 43 this month. I gotta say, my 40's are much better than my 30's. Love the pics you've posted. Very sexy indeed.
We can countdown, but the day doesn't matter.

I'm claiming the whole fucking month.

You should claim the whole fucking month too.

Okay, one point for you. Redeemable for MG action figures and comic books.

Thank you for joining the party.
  Reply With Quote

Old 12-31-2011, 09:36 PM   #63
Massive Grooves
Fuck It
 
Massive Grooves's Avatar
 
Massive Grooves is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 8,230
It's the last day of the year.

Here's how my mind works.

I'm thinking about some guy with a stick in the ground.

Probably a tiny guy with little power and his genes did not carry on.

He had a stick in the ground counting the sun ups and sun downs while measuring the time between such events. he was looking for patterns of why it was cold sometimes and hot other times. He was creating the first calendar.

And maybe the calendar would carry on or catch on or become part of society except for he was stuck masturbating to the sounds of Ugh raping every woman and spreading his genes because he was bigger and stronger while the smart guy wrote, in disposable dirt, his findings.

If I were to create the calendar, i would start the year with the first day of summer. Give everybody hope for the new year. Not bundled up.

Let's face it. The first day of the year is completely subjective and whoever decided this was crazy. In my opinion.

I'd also have 13 months. Why not? It makes sense. Kinda. Instead of 12 months of varying day counts.

Every full moon is a new month. Plus one per year. Or every new moon. Or whatever.

It's like the foot. Makes no sense.

And there's the scrawny little guy measuring sun ups and downs and the time in between and creating what could be a language, but it doesn't matter. None of it does. His finding will wash away with rain. His findings are just temporary.

Maybe he would have done it differently too.

Maybe.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-01-2012, 03:13 AM   #64
Sweetone70
Beautifully Broken
 
Sweetone70's Avatar
 
Sweetone70 is offline
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: In the land of Nod
Posts: 17,585
Quote:
Originally Posted by Massive Grooves View Post
I know. Like a raspberry sucker.

Wanna taste?
Yes!
Happy New Year handsome
__________________
The Sweet Spot2 Index on pg1(continued on post#2)

Touch me again in my dreams til I feel
Touch me again til I wake and it's real



"With her eyes alone she could give this response
this absolutely erotic response
as if febrile waves were trembling there
pools of madness
something devouring
that could lick a man all over like a flame
annihilate him
with a pleasure never known before."
~Anais Nin
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-01-2012, 03:24 AM   #65
Almost_Lover
Literotica Guru
 
Almost_Lover's Avatar
 
Almost_Lover is offline
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Alabama
Posts: 4,266
Quote:
Originally Posted by Massive Grooves View Post
It's the last day of the year.

Here's how my mind works.

I'm thinking about some guy with a stick in the ground.

Probably a tiny guy with little power and his genes did not carry on.

He had a stick in the ground counting the sun ups and sun downs while measuring the time between such events. he was looking for patterns of why it was cold sometimes and hot other times. He was creating the first calendar.

And maybe the calendar would carry on or catch on or become part of society except for he was stuck masturbating to the sounds of Ugh raping every woman and spreading his genes because he was bigger and stronger while the smart guy wrote, in disposable dirt, his findings.

If I were to create the calendar, i would start the year with the first day of summer. Give everybody hope for the new year. Not bundled up.

Let's face it. The first day of the year is completely subjective and whoever decided this was crazy. In my opinion.

I'd also have 13 months. Why not? It makes sense. Kinda. Instead of 12 months of varying day counts.

Every full moon is a new month. Plus one per year. Or every new moon. Or whatever.

It's like the foot. Makes no sense.

And there's the scrawny little guy measuring sun ups and downs and the time in between and creating what could be a language, but it doesn't matter. None of it does. His finding will wash away with rain. His findings are just temporary.

Maybe he would have done it differently too.

Maybe.
Makes perfect sense to me. Kinda. Maybe not. But yeah...ummm... Happy New Year? Or should I wait until summer?!?!
__________________
"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"

-Alice

My Pic Thread
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-01-2012, 07:23 AM   #66
Massive Grooves
Fuck It
 
Massive Grooves's Avatar
 
Massive Grooves is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 8,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweetone70 View Post
Yes!
Happy New Year handsome
Thanks.

Let's have a good one.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-01-2012, 07:26 AM   #67
Massive Grooves
Fuck It
 
Massive Grooves's Avatar
 
Massive Grooves is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 8,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by Almost_Lover View Post
Makes perfect sense to me. Kinda. Maybe not. But yeah...ummm... Happy New Year? Or should I wait until summer?!?!
It does?

Let's stick with social convention.

I'm not that weird.

Happy new year to you.

Last edited by Massive Grooves : 01-01-2012 at 07:32 AM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-01-2012, 08:17 AM   #68
questioneveryone
Literotica Guru
 
questioneveryone's Avatar
 
questioneveryone is offline
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: East Coast of Nowhere
Posts: 997
Quote:
Originally Posted by Massive Grooves View Post
It's the last day of the year.

Here's how my mind works.
I'm thinking about some guy with a stick in the ground.
Probably a tiny guy with little power and his genes did not carry on.
He had a stick in the ground counting the sun ups and sun downs while measuring the time between such events. he was looking for patterns of why it was cold sometimes and hot other times. He was creating the first calendar.
And maybe the calendar would carry on or catch on or become part of society except for he was stuck masturbating to the sounds of Ugh raping every woman and spreading his genes because he was bigger and stronger while the smart guy wrote, in disposable dirt, his findings.
If I were to create the calendar, i would start the year with the first day of summer. Give everybody hope for the new year. Not bundled up.
Let's face it. The first day of the year is completely subjective and whoever decided this was crazy. In my opinion.
I'd also have 13 months. Why not? It makes sense. Kinda. Instead of 12 months of varying day counts.
Every full moon is a new month. Plus one per year. Or every new moon. Or whatever.
It's like the foot. Makes no sense.
And there's the scrawny little guy measuring sun ups and downs and the time in between and creating what could be a language, but it doesn't matter. None of it does. His finding will wash away with rain. His findings are just temporary.
Maybe he would have done it differently too.
Maybe.
In the middle ages prying into secular time was considered as tampering with Gods affairs ... I think they had it right, no clocks, no watches, no cell phones. My cell phone feels like a wrist cuff, my life so tightly wound around time.

Happy New Years ... I hope your body got to enjoy itself last night.
__________________

QuestionEveryone


SLAM
SLAM2
Irrational Moment
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-01-2012, 09:07 AM   #69
Massive Grooves
Fuck It
 
Massive Grooves's Avatar
 
Massive Grooves is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 8,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by questioneveryone View Post
In the middle ages prying into secular time was considered as tampering with Gods affairs ... I think they had it right, no clocks, no watches, no cell phones. My cell phone feels like a wrist cuff, my life so tightly wound around time.

Happy New Years ... I hope your body got to enjoy itself last night.
They probably did have it right.

A wrist cuff or a leash. I bury my cell phone under a pile of rocks when I get home.

I tell people to pretend like it is the 80's. I'll call back. Except I don't actually talk to anybody on the phone anymore.

Happy new year to you.

My body enjoy itself? That's silly.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-01-2012, 09:32 AM   #70
questioneveryone
Literotica Guru
 
questioneveryone's Avatar
 
questioneveryone is offline
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: East Coast of Nowhere
Posts: 997
Quote:
Originally Posted by Massive Grooves View Post
They probably did have it right.

A wrist cuff or a leash. I bury my cell phone under a pile of rocks when I get home.

I tell people to pretend like it is the 80's. I'll call back. Except I don't actually talk to anybody on the phone anymore.

Happy new year to you.

My body enjoy itself? That's silly.
Should I have said I hope you had a GOOD fuck instead? Less silly?
__________________

QuestionEveryone


SLAM
SLAM2
Irrational Moment
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-01-2012, 10:20 AM   #71
emmy_christina
Yep its moi.
 
emmy_christina's Avatar
 
emmy_christina is offline
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: NYC
Posts: 23,036
Sweet sexy Mr G.

1) Wishing you a wonderful happy New Year, and that all your dreams and wishes will come true.

2) Have a wonderful January, building up to your birthday.

3) I know going to sound so cliché and 2 months shy of 51 here, but do have to tell you embraced turning 30, 40, 50......

4) Yes I agree with you, getting older is not always fun, the wrinkles that getting there, the skin that is not as tight anymore, the grey here, and thank god for coloring....the joints that hurting now and than.....

5) But sexually, gosh its getting BETTER AND BETTER,

6) And have to tell you, I still feel as silly as a 29 year old one, yep and embarrassing our daughter more than once........

So my sweet sexy one, life is challenging but its great, has it ups and downs, but this "oldie" can only give you one advice, LOVE LIFE......
Your a sweet cute HOTTIE.

and post can you be my dirty old man

  Reply With Quote

Old 01-01-2012, 04:42 PM   #72
Massive Grooves
Fuck It
 
Massive Grooves's Avatar
 
Massive Grooves is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 8,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by questioneveryone View Post
Should I have said I hope you had a GOOD fuck instead? Less silly?
More blunt for sure.

Silly all the same.

Thank you though/
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-01-2012, 04:50 PM   #73
Massive Grooves
Fuck It
 
Massive Grooves's Avatar
 
Massive Grooves is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 8,230
Quote:
Originally Posted by emmy_christina View Post
Sweet sexy Mr G.

1) Wishing you a wonderful happy New Year, and that all your dreams and wishes will come true.

2) Have a wonderful January, building up to your birthday.

3) I know going to sound so cliché and 2 months shy of 51 here, but do have to tell you embraced turning 30, 40, 50......

4) Yes I agree with you, getting older is not always fun, the wrinkles that getting there, the skin that is not as tight anymore, the grey here, and thank god for coloring....the joints that hurting now and than.....

5) But sexually, gosh its getting BETTER AND BETTER,

6) And have to tell you, I still feel as silly as a 29 year old one, yep and embarrassing our daughter more than once........

So my sweet sexy one, life is challenging but its great, has it ups and downs, but this "oldie" can only give you one advice, LOVE LIFE......
Your a sweet cute HOTTIE.

and post can you be my dirty old man

This whole thing made me smile.

Thank you.

I hope you see that I am embracing it. I'm trying to have a little fun with the concept.

My humor may be a little fucked up, but it's mine.

And what better place to have a party, than here?

Unless I could get all you lovely women together in my house...

I'll take hottie and being your dirty old man any day.

  Reply With Quote

Old 01-01-2012, 04:53 PM   #74
Massive Grooves
Fuck It
 
Massive Grooves's Avatar
 
Massive Grooves is offline
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 8,230
Oh yeah, this is a picture thread

And you all know I like to post on Sundays.

Last edited by Massive Grooves : 01-31-2012 at 04:48 PM.
  Reply With Quote

Old 01-01-2012, 05:33 PM   #75
Galene
Inoperative
 
Galene's Avatar
 
Galene is offline
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 88,816
Quote:
Originally Posted by Massive Grooves View Post
Oh yeah, this is a picture thread

And you all know I like to post on Sundays.

OK, I could do some nibbling there... if only I could locate my dentures first...

Anyway, Happy New Year, kiddo!

  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:29 PM.

Copyright 1998-2007 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.