Bert Notorius
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cum in and chat.
bert's chat room is now open
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Bidin~Time
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LOL
always the giver, aren't ya bert?
always the giver, aren't ya bert?
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This chat room really is "down!"
Bert Notorius
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People try to make life too difficult.
Bert Notorius
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If you shoot the jukebox, you've bought it.
Bert Notorius
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The quality of chat is beyond my control.
Bidin~Time
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Aren't you a mod, Bert?
Bert Notorius
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No, just cool.
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Where's the walk-up bar? I need a drink.
Bidin~Time
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a given. . .
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When will the quality of GB threads improve Bertie?
Bert Notorius
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My head itches.
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Head lice? Cooties?
RobDownSouth
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Silly December....only girls have cooties. There is plenty of peer-reviewed research on this subject! ("peer reviewed research" copyright 2006 by The Ishmael Institute For Facts Being What I Say They Are)
ImSinister
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Penises are easier to clean. When I am not using it, I keep mine in that blue solution they use in barber and beauty shops to keep combs clean.
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Bidin~Time
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I think we should teach our kids to say pediculosis capitus
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Scintilla
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You aren't supposed to clean inside the vagina. How could it be easier to clean inside a foreskin than to clean the outside of a vagina? No, I'm totally not falling for it. You're tricksy. Penises are definitely more trouble, and not as easy to clean as vaginas are.
Bert Notorius
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hey...I can't log in. 
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How is life among the wind machines ?
Bert Notorius
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They seem smaller everyday but I can hear them inside the house on certain days. And now that the sun is in the winter arc, I'm getting strobing on the house twice a day.
