Men are so hung up on dick size

Very_Bad_Man said:

The lady I am dating while visiting the states related a story I found so amusing.

Her Ex-husband refused to allow her to have dildos in the beginning of their marriage. When he finally relented the dildo had to be smaller than his penis and he was anti-porn. She feels he was like this because he was a bit small and was insecure. She said his penis size never bothered her because she loved him as a person and was attentive. The divorce came about because he discovered she had a bigger dildo secreted away.

So he divorced her over a dildo. She said during divorce proceedings the stenographer was choking on her laughter and the judge was hiding a smile when she related the dildo story.

If guys would be more confident, attentive and creative regarding sex I think there would be a lot less divorce but I could be wrong.

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Very_Bad_Man said:

The lady I am dating while visiting the states related a story I found so amusing.

Her Ex-husband refused to allow her to have dildos in the beginning of their marriage. When he finally relented the dildo had to be smaller than his penis and he was anti-porn. She feels he was like this because he was a bit small and was insecure. She said his penis size never bothered her because she loved him as a person and was attentive. The divorce came about because he discovered she had a bigger dildo secreted away.

So he divorced her over a dildo. She said during divorce proceedings the stenographer was choking on her laughter and the judge was hiding a smile when she related the dildo story.

If guys would be more confident, attentive and creative regarding sex I think there would be a lot less divorce but I could be wrong.

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GracefullyYours said:

My ex (among other things) hated that I had a vibrator. Guess which one I got rid of?

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Very_Bad_Man said:

If guys would be more confident, attentive and creative regarding sex I think there would be a lot less divorce but I could be wrong.

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piccicatopolka said:

I bet he wasn't really anti-porn. Some men just want to have it as their special alone time thing. My Mr. Ex didn't like to enjoy porn together with me either.

And I'm too paranoid to have real sex toys around since I'm afraid they'll be discovered. These days people even travel with them in their carry one luggage.

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Very_Bad_Man said:

It is a real conversation starter with the TSA

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candicame said:

Why would a guy on the smaller side be anti-vibe? That's actually the reason I'm so pro-dildo. I can't imagine getting divorced over one. There had to be more to it then that... That's a fucking stupid reason to end a relationship.

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Very_Bad_Man said:

I'm sure it was just a catalyst for the real problem. My cousin was friends with them both and said they were the odd couple. Where she is vivacious and very out going he was a stick in the mud. She really did not put him down but just related the story when I was telling her funny stories. Bad sexual chemistry is a relationship killer. From what I gather he was a lights out missionary only type a guy.

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Very_Bad_Man said:

The lady I am dating while visiting the states related a story I found so amusing.

Her Ex-husband refused to allow her to have dildos in the beginning of their marriage. When he finally relented the dildo had to be smaller than his penis and he was anti-porn. She feels he was like this because he was a bit small and was insecure. She said his penis size never bothered her because she loved him as a person and was attentive. The divorce came about because he discovered she had a bigger dildo secreted away.

So he divorced her over a dildo. She said during divorce proceedings the stenographer was choking on her laughter and the judge was hiding a smile when she related the dildo story.

If guys would be more confident, attentive and creative regarding sex I think there would be a lot less divorce but I could be wrong.

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Very_Bad_Man said:

The lady I am dating while visiting the states related a story I found so amusing.

Her Ex-husband refused to allow her to have dildos in the beginning of their marriage. When he finally relented the dildo had to be smaller than his penis and he was anti-porn. She feels he was like this because he was a bit small and was insecure. She said his penis size never bothered her because she loved him as a person and was attentive. The divorce came about because he discovered she had a bigger dildo secreted away.

So he divorced her over a dildo. She said during divorce proceedings the stenographer was choking on her laughter and the judge was hiding a smile when she related the dildo story.

If guys would be more confident, attentive and creative regarding sex I think there would be a lot less divorce but I could be wrong.

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SaintPeter said:

There is nothing worse than being second fiddle to a large, buttery, purple fuck stick.







Or so I've heard.

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Frizzle_Fry said:

Sucks for him.

See....exactly, my marriage was on the rocks until I started fisting her, she seems to like the ass hook as well. Now everything is gureat!

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thør said:

Purple?

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SaintPeter said:

I was just going out on a limb there.

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Very_Bad_Man said:

The lady I am dating while visiting the states related a story I found so amusing.

Her Ex-husband refused to allow her to have dildos in the beginning of their marriage. When he finally relented the dildo had to be smaller than his penis and he was anti-porn. She feels he was like this because he was a bit small and was insecure. She said his penis size never bothered her because she loved him as a person and was attentive. The divorce came about because he discovered she had a bigger dildo secreted away.

So he divorced her over a dildo. She said during divorce proceedings the stenographer was choking on her laughter and the judge was hiding a smile when she related the dildo story.

If guys would be more confident, attentive and creative regarding sex I think there would be a lot less divorce but I could be wrong.

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