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Old 12-10-2011, 06:32 PM   #1
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Pick your number please

I am very happy to be back on Lit after 3 years, but my prolonged absence somewhat hindered my ability to deal with my rapidly filling inbox.

Therefore, until I get back in shape, I decided to set up a small recording machine to make it possible to answer everyone as soon as I can, as you all so well deserve.

So there goes *beep*
  • - For telling me to get on my knees like a cocksucking bitch I am - press 1
  • - For telling me to get on my knees like a cocksucking bitch I am but coming back with "Ok Ma'am then I will get down on mine" if I answer with "No way in hell" on your first offer - press 2
  • - For inquries about color and size of my underwear - press 3
  • - For stories about your sexually repressed wife and reasons why should I tell you all my fantasies so you can apply them to your marriage, because woman is a woman after all - press 4
  • - For telling me for the 23rd time we are a perfect match even though I said "No thank you" and stopped answering around your 2nd message - press 5
  • - For sending me a 2 pages filled with incoherent and illiterate porn story full of cliches (I promise not to steal your work of art and publish it under my name) - press 6
  • - For one-liners without capitals and punctuations with 7 spelling mistakes in 3 words - press 7
  • - For questionnaire about my childhood, favorite pets, cooking and eating habits, dressing preferences and wet dreams after which, if I answer, you will never send me another message again - press 8
  • - For asking if I want to log on Yahoo and see you wanking on cam, after I specifically told you I genuinely hate Instant Messengers and have none installed on my PC - press 9
  • - For all your assumptions about my needs, wants and fantasies, both conscious and unconscious, based on my profile picture or my avatar - press 0
Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day
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Old 12-10-2011, 06:34 PM   #2
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you better have some good hold music
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Old 12-10-2011, 06:36 PM   #3
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LMFAO. This is some of the funniest sh*t I've seen on here in a while. Thanks for the afternoon laugh .
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Old 12-10-2011, 06:49 PM   #4
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8 but we will message back

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Old 12-10-2011, 06:56 PM   #5
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but you never said if i should read carefully as menu options may have changed!
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Old 12-10-2011, 07:05 PM   #6
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"Representative" ... damit I hate these automated phone trees
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Old 12-10-2011, 08:35 PM   #7
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I'm pressing # for phone sex.
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Old 12-10-2011, 08:52 PM   #8
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What number do I press to speak to an opperator?

I'd like to leave a message saying this has made me grin ear to ear!
I look forward to seeing more of you round the forums!
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Old 12-10-2011, 08:52 PM   #9
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Old 12-11-2011, 04:32 AM   #10
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Oh cammon guys, 9 is getting ahead and hardly any 1s...
Wtf happened to the Lit I used to know?
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Old 12-11-2011, 04:42 AM   #11
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A very detailed Three please

And I'd be more than happy to give you 'One'
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Old 12-11-2011, 05:15 AM   #12
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What number do I press to speak to an opperator?
Just leave a note you have "gaming" as first listed in your interests.... operator will get back to you asap
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Old 12-11-2011, 06:15 AM   #13
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your soooo sweet I could eat you

1, 2, 0

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Old 12-11-2011, 06:20 AM   #14
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Old 12-11-2011, 06:22 AM   #15
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sveen me butiful
Should I add a Lolwut number?
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Old 12-11-2011, 06:40 AM   #16
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Presses * for help...



I would opt though for a gaming mention if the rumors were true!
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Old 12-11-2011, 07:03 AM   #17
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[pressing random digits till someone answers the phone]
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Old 12-11-2011, 08:31 AM   #18
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I would opt though for a gaming mention if the rumors were true!
Definitely adds a + to your number
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Old 12-11-2011, 08:36 AM   #19
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Do I need to press * to listen again?
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Old 12-11-2011, 08:38 AM   #20
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Old 12-11-2011, 10:08 AM   #21
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"presses 1, calls back presses 2 and calls back again and presses 3"
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Old 12-11-2011, 10:21 AM   #22
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"presses 1, calls back presses 2 and calls back again and presses 3"
Keep going, almost there
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Old 12-11-2011, 10:28 AM   #23
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Hmm...

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[pressing random digits till someone answers the phone]
I'm unsure this would work if ALL the numbers correlate to something as it may just take the first tone press. You may just receive the, "your fingers are too fat.." message a la The Simpsons.

Alternatively, usually waiting long enough or repeatedly hitting hash may result in an operator.
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Old 12-11-2011, 10:57 AM   #24
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Keep going, almost there
No those three are enough thanks! Anything more would be more then I care for.
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Old 12-11-2011, 12:02 PM   #25
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Just leave a note you have "gaming" as first listed in your interests.... operator will get back to you asap
Haha, bit of a gaming addict yourself too éh?

What games do you get into then?

Or are you more a community gal?
For me, any game with friends is fun.
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