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Old 10-15-2013, 03:03 PM   #1
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Kill the mood in one sentence.

Have you ever thought about how beautiful you'd look attached to my penis?

If you've got a minute, I'd like to cum in you.

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Old 10-15-2013, 03:08 PM   #2
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Wow, does your sister have a boyfriend?
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:10 PM   #3
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Don't worry, I learned this in prison.
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:12 PM   #4
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You're the third chick I've banged tonight.
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:12 PM   #5
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jutht give me a thecond, I need to get the hair out of my mouth.
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:14 PM   #6
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I'd go down on you, but I think the Titanic beat me to it.
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:17 PM   #7
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Give me another chance you are so much tighter than your daughter...
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:20 PM   #8
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Sheep don't prepare you for the real thing, do they?
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:20 PM   #9
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:25 PM   #10
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Mom is gonna love watching this video.
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Old 10-15-2013, 03:25 PM   #11
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Old 10-15-2013, 04:07 PM   #12
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well.. new to me.. but I really think they were your grandmas underpants
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Old 10-15-2013, 04:09 PM   #13
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Would you mind not looking up at me while you suck my cock?
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Old 10-15-2013, 04:12 PM   #14
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Would you mind if I tossed a breath mint in that thing first?
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Old 10-15-2013, 04:45 PM   #15
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Don't take this the wrong way, but would you mind being quiet for just one minute so I can pretend you're someone else in order to cum?
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Old 10-15-2013, 04:52 PM   #16
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What the hell is THAT??


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Old 10-15-2013, 04:56 PM   #17
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Old 10-15-2013, 05:02 PM   #18
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That wasn't a birthmark.




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Old 10-15-2013, 05:04 PM   #19
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Old 10-15-2013, 05:06 PM   #20
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Do you hear clapping every time I slap your ass?
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Old 10-15-2013, 05:08 PM   #21
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Old 10-15-2013, 05:09 PM   #22
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Would you mind smearing this ointment on it before we start?
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Old 10-15-2013, 05:10 PM   #23
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Dont worry I washed it since it was in your sisters bum, no need to stop sucking
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Old 10-15-2013, 05:10 PM   #24
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Old 10-15-2013, 05:12 PM   #25
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Hurry up before I sober up.
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