Non-sequiturs

I now present the official [Yea, right] Non Sequitur thread. For those who may not understand or know what that is.

A non sequitur ( /ˌnɒnˈsɛkwɨtər/; Latin for It does not follow) is a conversational and literary device, often used for comedic purposes. It is a comment that, because of its apparent lack of meaning relative to what it follows,[1] seems absurd to the point of being humorous or confusing.

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Here, we will post those random brain farts that you had today, those little bits that had no place in any conversations or thoughts you had.

I shall begin.

While reading my e-mail this morning, the random thought of "I would hump someones face for a chocolate bar." came unbidden into my brain.

This baby is a tack driver at 50 yards!

planed spontaneity?

Annisthyrienne said:

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Hehehe

My thoughts as I drove today:
I should get a tattoo. The river is probably really cold this year.