Old 05-05-2016, 05:20 PM   #1
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Sex toy fails

I bought some Keigel love ball type things a while ago, in the somewhat optimistic expectation that they would feel good when used. They came in two weights, a lighter weight for beginners and a heavier weight for the more experienced.

I used the lighter ones a few weeks ago and... nothing. I cleaned them off, put them away and forgot about them.

Recently I bought some new toys, and they came today. After playing with my new dildo I suddenly remembered I had these love balls. So I lubed up the heavier ones, popped them in... and then nature called.

I made the mistake of going to the loo. The combination of lube and me being slightly stretched made them slip right out, into the pan... After I'd peed.

I fished them out. I washed the hell out of them and my hand, then put the balls away. Somehow I doubt I will ever use them again!

Does anyone else have any sex toy fails?
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Old 05-05-2016, 05:25 PM   #2
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Nothing on a par with that... You gave me a welcome giggle 😊
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Old 05-05-2016, 05:32 PM   #3
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I got electrocuted by a broken cord of a magic wand. Left a burn on my thigh.
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Old 05-05-2016, 05:34 PM   #4
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I got electrocuted by a broken cord of a magic wand. Left a burn on my thigh.
Ouch!!!
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Old 05-06-2016, 03:27 AM   #5
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I got electrocuted by a broken cord of a magic wand. Left a burn on my thigh.
Cum as a shock? :-)
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Cum as a shock? :-)
haha. Well done.
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