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Old 11-01-2013, 06:16 PM   #1851
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Huh?

... the fact that good stories tend to be the ones actually winning the contests is proof that there isn't a conspiracy.
Well stranger even you're not that stupid!

Summer Suckup... Halloween Suckup...Valentines Suckup... Christmas Suckup... Summoning a Suckup...

What will he call his next contest winner? the QUEENS SUCKUP?

We at A.I.R. have over seven years of dealing with the QUEEN, her themed contests, and the wonderful readership of this site. And we know that these endless copycat themed contest suckup stories are the favorite of only the QUEEN.

The repeated wins by the manyeyed one, the dumbtexan, and the darkboy nonhuman "woodsy" stories have become the laughingstock of even the most fierce defenders of her highness.

You keep "sucking up" and you too may some day win one of her contests...

A.I.R. demands better...
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Old 11-01-2013, 06:20 PM   #1852
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The contest is now open... and we received our first 53 entries today...

Keep them cumming...
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Old 11-01-2013, 06:37 PM   #1853
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A...I...R

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Old 11-01-2013, 06:39 PM   #1854
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The real reason scouries runs his fake contests and hates the real ones and everyone that enters them is very simple. He is the self-proclaimed number one author on Lit but and it is a very big butt. He has never even placed in any real contest on Lit. Not the special contests, not the monthly contests, not the year end contest. Nothing, Nada.

And guess what, it is everyone's fault except his. First it was a conspiracy of writers in the AH. Then it was the whole of the AH. Now its the site owners.

Excuses are like assholes. Everyone has one but some people have huge ones to go along with their bloated ego. If he spent half the time writing that he spends on trying to get revenge for the slighting of his ego, he might actually have a chance to learn something about the art of writing.

But nope, he's got to be an asshole to sooth his bruised ego.
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Old 11-03-2013, 11:04 AM   #1855
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Have you noticed all the cry-baby authors that seem to populate AH land these days? This guy (a little slow) is the latest but he's just one of a long string of amateur authors who believe every story they write merits a 5 and a H.



And if someone makes a public comment criticizing them? Fuck, you'd have thought the world had ended.

I've found in observing this place over the years that AHers always blame the readers - they never ask themselves the really hard questions.
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Old 11-03-2013, 11:20 AM   #1856
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Talk about a kettle calling a pot black.

You're the biggest cry baby around. You can't win a real contest so you fuck with everyone with your fake awards, fake lists, and fake contest. You make up fake rules to confuse the newbies and disrupt everything. You keep posting lies and bullshit.

The problem isn't the website, it isn't the site owners, it isn't the AH or the authors in it. It is you and you alone. If you spent half as much of your time on writing as you did on this crap, you might actually learn to write something besides incest with cardboard characters and juvenile plots.
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Old 11-03-2013, 11:21 AM   #1857
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give thanks!!!!

starts: November 1st
closes: November 28th
winners announced: November 30th
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Old 11-03-2013, 11:29 AM   #1858
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the FAKE ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (F.A.I.R.)

2013 Thanksgiving Fake Contest

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starts: There is no starting a fake contest.
closes: Since it didn't open, it can't close.
winners announced: There are no winners in a fake contest.
I fixed it for ya. Now it's telling the truth instead of the pack of lies you posted.
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Old 11-04-2013, 02:59 PM   #1859
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c'mon authors, a.i.r. it out...
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Old 11-04-2013, 03:15 PM   #1860
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c'mon authors, f.a.i.r. it out...don't believe a word I say.
Jimmy, jimmy, why do we keep having to fix these for you?
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:02 AM   #1861
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Yes ladies and gentlemen you are now visiting the #1 contest support thread on LITEROTICA.

Brought to you FREE by the good folks at A.I.R. this thread (and its predecessor in SF) has accumulated more views than the next six contest threads combined!

We thank you for your continued support and promise to continue to strive to bring you the best support thread possible.

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Old 11-06-2013, 04:50 PM   #1862
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Yes this is the AHland home of A.I.R.!

A.I.R. - the association representing erotic readers worldwide. Sponsor of (among other things):


A.I.R. Themed Contests

Author of the year award– the FREDDIE!

the MANU Awards

the MOST COMMENTS list

the MOST VOTES list



...and that's not all!
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Old 11-06-2013, 04:59 PM   #1863
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FAKE ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (F.A.I.R.)

Yes this is the AHland home of F.A.I.R.!

F.A.I.R. - the fake association representing no one but me. Fake sponsor of (among other things):


F.A.I.R. Fake Themed Contests

Fake Author of the year award– the FREDDIE!

the Fake MANU Awards

the MOST COMMENTS list that I made up off the top of my head

the MOST VOTES list that I made up also

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...and that's not all. I have other fake shit!
There ya go. All fixed so the truth is told and not you bullshit lies.
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Old 11-07-2013, 10:38 AM   #1864
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ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)

Yes this is the AHland home of A.I.R.!

A.I.R. - the association representing erotic readers worldwide. Sponsor of (among other things):


A.I.R. Themed Contests

Author of the year award– the FREDDIE!

the MANU Awards

the MOST COMMENTS list

the MOST VOTES list

...and that's not all!



cuming soon... the first

Picture Poster of the Year Award - the SARAHHH!
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Thumbs up 427 stories submitted so far! keep em cumming...

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thanksgiving triple header?
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PRAISE THE LORD

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Old 11-10-2013, 12:33 PM   #1867
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PRAISE THE LORD AGAIN!

While we didn't have a huge number of entries this morning (c'mon the QUEEN deserves a break from time to time!) the good news is that two of LITEROTICA'S greatest authors, Just Plain Bob and SamuelX, both MANU Award winners, did submit to us today.

Great stories - we suggest you read and vote and comment on them...

Somali Women's Black Thanksgiving by SX

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Thanksgiving Savior by JPB
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Old 11-11-2013, 12:24 PM   #1868
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I see the LITEROTICA contest is sorta up and running... looking at the small list of submitters it looks like this one will just be a repeat of what we've seen for the last 5 years. No MANU Award winners yet ... instead, surprise, surprise we have old, reworked stories from the same old gang ace... the dumb one ... susieQ... an oggie ALT ... tarot girl...

And of course that's why we have (and need) a.i.r...


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PRAISE THE LORD AGAIN!

What will you be giving thanks for?

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Old 11-11-2013, 12:40 PM   #1869
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I'm game. What's my Winter Holidays story a rework of, Jim?

What's your Winter Holidays entry going to be about?
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Old 11-11-2013, 12:52 PM   #1870
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I'm game. What's my Winter Holidays story a rework of, Jim?

What's your Winter Holidays entry going to be about?
I'll ask the same question. Find one of my stories that even comes close to this one. I dare ya.

Yeah, when is your story coming out? You keep getting two or three favorites a day, usually just before you show up here with your fake crap, but you haven't posted a story in almost a year. What gives with that?
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Old 11-11-2013, 01:08 PM   #1871
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QUOTE ACE: "...What's my Winter Holidays story a rework of, Jim?"

Unfortunately jim's still away and so can't respond directly to your question. And going through the thousand or so stories you've dumped on the site over the years is NOT a way I'm going to spend my morning.

However let me just say that we at a.i.r. hear complaints about your work on a daily basis from our worldwide membership. And many of these complaints ask why you are allowed to post and repost the same story (or stories eerily alike earlier posted stories).

There have also been complaints that certain of your reworked stories surface again and again in the various themed contests. According to various readers one of your "contest" stories has appeared seven times under three different themes and under your name as well as two of your more notorious ALTS (including the "gay guy from minn" one).

I have no idea if these complaints are valid (although the number of them certainly makes me wonder).

As jim has often pointed out to you before all of us would love to see you turn your back on "quantity" and instead strive for "quality". We believe that if you really worked at the attainment of the latter that eventually our readership would embrace your work and that you might even be able to register some H's.

And please, can't you and lovergirl put aside your hostility and hate for each other (at least on the public forums)? Think of all the extra time you'd have to improve your stories if you didn't waste so much time on these childish debates.

You can do soooo much better...
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Since F.A.I.R. the fake association of independent readers, only has one member, scouries, what he hears is the other voices talking in his head. And here is a guy tell a prolific author how to write. A guy who only wrote two stories all of last year.

And talk about wasting time. Here is a guy who spends his entire day posting about fake contests, fake awards and faked lists threads. Not to mention trashing stories of authors he doesn't like. Authors who tell the people the truth behind his fake crap.

Not to mention that scouriesworld is a scouries alt.
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Yeah, I didn't think you had anything but vicious innuendo, Jim.
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Since F.A.I.R. the fake association of independent readers, only has one member, scouries, what he hears is the other voices talking in his head. And here is a guy tell a prolific author how to write. A guy who only wrote two stories all of last year.

And talk about wasting time. Here is a guy who spends his entire day posting about fake contests, fake awards and faked lists threads. Not to mention trashing stories of authors he doesn't like. Authors who tell the people the truth behind his fake crap.

Not to mention that scouriesworld is a scouries alt.
Goofball that he is, he's succeeded in getting you to waste a whole lot of time responding to all his lame shit.

Just have to wonder who's really getting the laugh here?
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Goofball that he is, he's succeeded in getting you to waste a whole lot of time responding to all his lame shit.

Just have to wonder who's really getting the laugh here?
Sorry, but it only takes me a few seconds to respond to his lame shit.
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