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Old 10-29-2012, 07:21 PM   #1151
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2012 Thanksgiving Contest



give thanks!!!!

starts: November 1st
closes: November 22nd
winners announced: November 24th
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Old 10-30-2012, 01:44 AM   #1152
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WELCOME TO THE FAKE CONTEST THREAD



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Old 10-30-2012, 07:01 PM   #1153
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Thumbs up opening date changed!!!!

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Is now open for business!!!!

starts: October 30th
closes: November 22nd
winners announced: November 24th
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Old 10-31-2012, 01:16 AM   #1154
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pauletta sucks!!!!
Of course Pauletta sucks. He loves to get fucked in the ass too. But this picture is not of him, because he has blonde hair and does not know any TS.
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Old 10-31-2012, 01:45 AM   #1155
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WELCOME TO THE FAKE CONTEST THREAD. ALL CONTESTS FROM THIS THREAD AND SCOURIES ARE FAKE.



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Old 10-31-2012, 03:36 PM   #1156
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would like to congratulate MANU Award winner Goldeniangel on becomming the first author to sweep both the A.I.R. Conntest and the LITEROTICA one. Well done!!!!!


the MANU award


the MANU

LITEROTICA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD


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Old 10-31-2012, 04:44 PM   #1157
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Nothing against Goldeniangel, she can't help it if scouries named her as winner of a fake contest and a fake award.

The last person who asked to get off one of Scouries fake lists left Lit because scouries would not take him off the list and still hasn't taken him off. That's how big an asshole that scouries is. He chases off one of the best authors on the site and then laughs about it.

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Old 10-31-2012, 08:23 PM   #1158
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Thanksgiving Contest nomination period now open...

ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)

LITEROTICA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD


The Board of Directors of the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) decided some time ago that it would be appropriate to honor one of the giants of LITEROTICA fiction at the end of each of the Special Themed A.I.R. Contests.

They decided to call this new prize, one they believe will soon become emblematic of erotic fiction excellence and the most respected author’s award in the genre, the MANU. This name of course honors the first PRINCE of erotic fiction, a man who’s become a giant in the field of erotic publishing.


the MANU award

These prizes will be awarded based on the author’s complete body of work. We are now accepting nominations for the sixteenth MANU to be awarded. And the opportunity to join these great writers:

the MANU

LITEROTICA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD


BarondeSade
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
Daniellekitten
Goldeniangel
Just Plain Bob
Many Feathers
masterhypnotist
nikki_2021
rgjohn
SamuelX
Sarahhh
scouries
Slickman
TryAnything
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Old 11-01-2012, 12:52 AM   #1159
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Nothing against Goldeniangel, she can't help it if scouries named her as winner of a fake contest and a fake award.

The last person who asked to get off one of Scouries fake lists left Lit because scouries would not take him off the list and still hasn't taken him off. That's how big an asshole that scouries is. He chases off one of the best authors on the site and then laughs about it.

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This really sucks too. I am not going to stop writing and sumbitting stories, but I certainly have no wish to have shitface claim any of them are entered in his bogus "contests." Maybe I will include a character named Pauletta in all of them.
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Maybe I will include a character named Pauletta in all of them

I'm afraid boxy that you'll never win a MANU Award with that attitude. It's sad to see a once great writer tumble to such lows.

Going from being a master boxlicker to an asskisser of any AHer who passes.



no MANU award but boxy did get this...
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Old 11-01-2012, 11:25 AM   #1161
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2012 Thanksgiving Contest


Well we’re off and the first couple of days of the contest have produced some great stories by some of LITEROTICA’S best. Authors like

StangStar06
RedHairedF
SamuelX
whitesabretooth
SusieQParker
Ahabscribe

Among many, many others. Let’s all give thanks for these A.I.R. Thanksgiving goodies.



more authors preparing to submit...
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Old 11-01-2012, 12:39 PM   #1162
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WELCOME TO THE FAKE CONTEST THREAD. ALL CONTESTS FROM THIS THREAD AND SCOURIES ARE FAKE.



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Old 11-02-2012, 01:37 AM   #1163
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Has ScouriesWorld, or Scouries himself, made an endorsement for the upcoming Presidential election yet? Voting ends next Tuesday.
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Old 11-02-2012, 05:54 PM   #1164
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Wow! A.I.R. Award winner the Say Hey Kid dropped in when I was out.

Dear Kid, it was decided a few years ago that AHland would remain a politics free zone. A decision I heartily endorsed at the time. However, down here in Florida it is hard to ignore as its almost impossible to walk 5 feet without being accosted by one of the candidates representatives.

And after much study on the issue here's what I've concluded about the two parties:


republicans tease


democrats promise just a little mmore...

Neither side swallows!
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Queen LAUREL and Prince MANU
have favorited me? moi? seriously?


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Old 11-02-2012, 06:36 PM   #1165
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^^^

That might be the best political statement EVER.
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Old 11-03-2012, 10:30 AM   #1166
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Exclamation

Hallelujah


The ink is hardly dry but I would like to announce to all of my fans that the contract has been signed and soon more best sellers will be flowing out to the LITEROTICA reading public from the pen of james r scouries.

In fact, if all goes well I will be entering a new story in the


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Praise the Lord (and Laurel)
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Old 11-03-2012, 08:20 PM   #1167
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Thank you boxy for entering our contest.

What a delight to see that you've retired that awful transexual!


finally retired?

Below is the commment we posted on your story:

Pauline? What happened to Pauletta?

Another extraordinary effort by the King of Transexual Survivor stories! Who but the brilliant boxman could produce a line like this: "Pauline completely relaxed, seeming to turn into a creamy white puddle of joy with red-orange spots".

Well done boxy! All of us in South Florida applaud your latest effort. We've entered this story in the A.I.R. THANKSGIVING CONTEST and there is no doubt that it wwill have a good shot at winning a prize.

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WELCOME TO THE FAKE CONTEST THREAD. ALL CONTESTS FROM THIS THREAD AND SCOURIES ARE FAKE.



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Old 11-04-2012, 09:38 AM   #1169
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Is now open for business!!!! And I’ve asked the beautiful Jacqui to make this the official contest painting. It’s a wonderful painting. By Manet. Or was it by his brother Monet?

It was rejected… then loved … questioned … parodied…some hate it, some love it. I’ve always felt it would make a great theme for one of our contests… can’t you just see it….

“LAUREL today announced that for 2013 there will be no Earth Day Contest (no don’t have a heart attack), instead, for this year only, it will be replaced by the Dejeuner Sur L’Herbe Contest...”

Now wouldn’t that be grand…


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Thumbs up this guy raises the bar!!!!

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Wow! Wow, wow, wow!!!!

It’s not every day that this man submits a new story to LITEROTICA.

So we at A.I.R. are elated that MANU Award winner rgjohn has graced us with an entry. It’s going to be difficult to keep this genius out of the winners circle.


gary j – LITEROTICA’S classiest author…
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Old 11-04-2012, 07:31 PM   #1173
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Wow! Wow, wow, wow!!!!

It’s not every day that this man submits a new story to LITEROTICA.

So we at A.I.R. are elated that MANU Award winner rgjohn has graced us with an entry. It’s going to be difficult to keep this genius out of the winners circle.
My Wife's Young Lovers Pt. 02- Continuing the story.
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All submissions must be stand-alone stories created for this contest theme. We will not accept individual chapters of a larger work submitted separately.

- Nor will stories featuring characters, locales, plot lines, etc., etc., that have been previously used by the author be accepted.
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Don't worry my little scourians we'll eventually finish counting the votes... But we do have other things to do you know!

And wouldn't you love to have been in our racist texan's trailer last night when the Obama's walked onto the stage in Chicago?

Mind you by then he'd probably have shot the TV screen out.


count chads? Why?!!!!
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No scouries, I voted for the best man for the job and it sure was Romney



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