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01-26-2013, 11:22 PM
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Guys are fucking dumb. That is all.
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01-26-2013, 11:23 PM
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like 99.9 percent of them. with aprox. 3 billion men on planet that might leave a couple hundred thousand smart ones. what about girls? smarter or dumber? sorry for your frustrations. hope you can take them out on something or someone
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Guys are fucking dumb. That is all.
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01-27-2013, 09:55 AM
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Guys are fucking dumb. That is all.
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I can't really argue with that logic. There's a reason evolution made us the hunter/gatherer and the woman head of the household. |
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01-27-2013, 10:02 AM
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juan tractor is online now
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Guys are fucking dumb. That is all.
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some aren't. i've noticed the ones that don't frequent sites like this tend to be less dumb, at least...
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01-27-2013, 04:41 PM
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Last jacuzzi visit for a while :/ farewell consisten orgasms, you've been wonderful.
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01-27-2013, 04:43 PM
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The sweetest poison
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Originally Posted by burn_it
Last jacuzzi visit for a while :/ farewell consisten orgasms, you've been wonderful.
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I have a job where we get weekly shipments of them .. ill see what I can do for you.
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01-27-2013, 04:58 PM
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Pot Head Pixie
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Originally Posted by burn_it
Last jacuzzi visit for a while :/ farewell consisten orgasms, you've been wonderful.
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Quote:
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I have a job where we get weekly shipments of them .. ill see what I can do for you.
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weekly shipments of orgasms? fuck, i need a new job...
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Yo me la puņetello todo el dia...
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01-27-2013, 04:58 PM
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Last jacuzzi visit for a while :/ farewell consisten orgasms, you've been wonderful.
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You have no other way to orgasm?
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01-27-2013, 04:59 PM
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too hot to handle
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You have no other way to orgasm?
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I do, but this is the easiest/fastest/best one outside of sex
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01-27-2013, 05:09 PM
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If you lived close I'd buy one just for you to come over and use!
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01-27-2013, 05:12 PM
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we have a jacuzzi, it's hardly ever been used. and never used for that 
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01-27-2013, 05:29 PM
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we have a jacuzzi, it's hardly ever been used. and never used for that |
Complete waste.
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01-27-2013, 05:41 PM
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Last jacuzzi visit for a while :/ farewell consisten orgasms, you've been wonderful.
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01-27-2013, 05:57 PM
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Pot Head Pixie
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Complete waste.
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there are reasons behind the lack of use. and it's a Kohler, a very nice one
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01-27-2013, 08:32 PM
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Why no more jacuzzi visits?
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Because I'm finished housesitting for my parents
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01-27-2013, 08:33 PM
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The sweetest poison
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Because I'm finished housesitting for my parents
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Welcome home Burn
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01-27-2013, 10:17 PM
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Welcome home Burn
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I missed my apartment. My tiny apartment that's all mine 
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01-27-2013, 10:26 PM
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I'm pretty sure Jacuzzis became dead to me after my old gym, when I learned that it'd always be me and everyone over the age of 55.
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01-27-2013, 10:26 PM
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The sweetest poison
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I missed my apartment. My tiny apartment that's all mine |
I wont miss mine when I move out next Dec.... how small is your apt if I may ask?
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01-27-2013, 10:34 PM
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I wont miss mine when I move out next Dec.... how small is your apt if I may ask?
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419 square feet I think lol
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01-27-2013, 10:35 PM
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The sweetest poison
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419 square feet I think lol
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450...here.. must be my walk in closet that beats you out 
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01-27-2013, 10:37 PM
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juan tractor is online now
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419 square feet I think lol
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my old house was something like 865 sq ft. my deck now is 600 sq ft
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01-27-2013, 10:57 PM
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Most likely. My closets are about a foot deep. Maybe.
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01-27-2013, 10:57 PM
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burn_it is offline
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my old house was something like 865 sq ft. my deck now is 600 sq ft
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I want to go to that deck.
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01-27-2013, 10:58 PM
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The sweetest poison
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Most likely. My closets are about a foot deep. Maybe.
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I could put a twin size bed or perhaps a jucuzzi in mine
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