Old 02-12-2013, 11:04 PM   #2551
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Old 02-13-2013, 09:44 AM   #2552
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I can leg press 231


That is excellent, especially for a woman your size.
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:34 AM   #2553
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That is excellent, especially for a woman your size.

What do you mean... My size? Lol
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:41 AM   #2554
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:44 AM   #2555
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:45 AM   #2556
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What do you mean... My size? Lol


As I recall you are in the mid 5' tall range and you are not heavy. You have an exceptionally fit body based on your workouts for the "Iron Man" events. You are pressing almost double your weight.

You are not 6' tall and 200 lbs.

I press over 400 lbs., but then I am over 200 lbs and played sports (rugby and football) where have strong legs is essential.

I was trying to make a complement, if I said it incorrectly, I apologize. Based on your size pressing that weight is an excellent accomplishment.

Have I redeemed myself?
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I'd LOVE to chat! And as far as your size, it is PERFECT!!


Thank you.

Not the first time I have tried to complement a woman and FxxxxED UP!
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Old 02-13-2013, 11:02 AM   #2560
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You made a pretty good save.


Thanks

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Old 02-13-2013, 01:08 PM   #2561
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Fair enough

And I weigh more than you think. And I'm ok with it
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Old 02-13-2013, 01:15 PM   #2562
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To Me,
I feel that "your size" is to Me means you are perfect to hold, to kiss, to cuddle with, to snuggle up to, and to love and caress for many, many months without ever hacing a second thought about it
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Old 02-13-2013, 02:02 PM   #2563
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Fair enough

And I weigh more than you think. And I'm ok with it
There is NOTHING wrong with not looking like a heroin addict.

Besides, it makes you harder to break. Bend maybe, bending can be fun, but you know you can throw you around without having to worry about something snapping.
 

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As I recall you are in the mid 5' tall range and you are not heavy. You have an exceptionally fit body based on your workouts for the "Iron Man" events. You are pressing almost double your weight.

You are not 6' tall and 200 lbs.

I press over 400 lbs., but then I am over 200 lbs and played sports (rugby and football) where have strong legs is essential.

I was trying to make a complement, if I said it incorrectly, I apologize. Based on your size pressing that weight is an excellent accomplishment.

Have I redeemed myself?
wow, if i had your size i'd sit in cars and intimidate people...
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wow, if i had your size i'd sit in cars and intimidate people...
Lulzzzzz. Scare the crap out of people.
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Old 02-13-2013, 05:06 PM   #2567
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I weigh over 200 lbs ... o god i am sooo fat
You could be 200 of muscle. My ex was and he was rock hard
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Old 02-13-2013, 06:10 PM   #2570
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i have 200 pounds of muscle, very well protected by a significant layer of fat...

but i can still be rock hard...
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Old 02-13-2013, 08:34 PM   #2573
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