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Old 04-25-2015, 01:00 AM   #1
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betty needs a new face, body and personality.

after his generosity towards garnate, it's the least we could do.

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Old 04-25-2015, 01:08 AM   #2
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Betty's theme song.

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Old 04-25-2015, 01:15 AM   #3
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Killswitch song was better.
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Old 04-25-2015, 01:23 AM   #4
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Killswitch song was better.
He'll dress up for you now.

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Old 04-25-2015, 01:27 AM   #5
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He'll dress up for you now.

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Old 04-25-2015, 02:12 AM   #6
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When we use the permanent marker to etch out Killy's problem areas... it becomes blackface.

There's just no end to this guy's issues.
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Old 04-25-2015, 02:13 AM   #7
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The GB sure is generous today.
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Old 04-25-2015, 02:14 AM   #8
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Old 04-25-2015, 02:17 AM   #9
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I'm not gone lie, he caught that.
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Old 04-25-2015, 02:19 AM   #10
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The GB sure is generous today.

Sit and watch noob.

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Old 04-25-2015, 02:22 AM   #11
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Sorry, I should have used the sarcasm font.
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Old 04-25-2015, 03:37 AM   #12
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Sorry, I should have used the sarcasm font.
Might of helped.

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Old 04-25-2015, 03:40 AM   #13
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Why would someone do that? It's fucked up.
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Old 04-25-2015, 03:41 AM   #14
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Who is Betty?
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Old 04-25-2015, 03:43 AM   #15
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Might of helped.

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Old 04-25-2015, 03:43 AM   #16
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Click the first underlined bit in the first post.
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Old 04-25-2015, 03:46 AM   #17
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Betty = Killswitch

And the fact that at this point anyone is surprised/shocked at his shenaynay is just so lol.
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Old 04-25-2015, 03:56 AM   #18
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Betty = Killswitch

And the fact that at this point anyone is surprised/shocked at his shenaynay is just so lol.
Shenaynay=
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Old 04-25-2015, 03:59 AM   #19
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I'll do better next time, oh wise and seasoned one.
Oh bite me noob.

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Old 04-25-2015, 04:01 AM   #20
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Oh bite me noob.

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Old 04-25-2015, 04:04 AM   #21
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Oh bite me noob.

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Without the comma, I read that as an invitation, in the voice of the Lucky Charms leprechaun.

"Have a bite a me noob!"
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Old 04-25-2015, 04:51 AM   #22
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What is shenaynay?
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Old 04-25-2015, 05:23 AM   #23
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I admit to having sought relief at the Noob 'n Boob during a dry spell.
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Old 04-25-2015, 05:38 AM   #24
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That should really be a thing.
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Old 04-25-2015, 05:57 AM   #25
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Betty = Killswitch

And the fact that at this point anyone is surprised/shocked at his shenaynay is just so lol.
It is a little sad that I am no longer surprised by his 'antics'

I'm sure the sort of behaviour he is displaying again is his equivalent of pulling Garnates pig tails in the hope she will notice him.
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