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Old 01-14-2017, 02:16 PM   #1
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hey all you vagitarians!

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Old 01-14-2017, 02:19 PM   #2
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Old 01-14-2017, 02:20 PM   #3
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Old 01-14-2017, 02:22 PM   #4
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I love the figure eight action!
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Old 01-14-2017, 02:31 PM   #5
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She's a pro. I'll need more practice figure-eighting.
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Old 01-14-2017, 02:33 PM   #6
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She's a pro. I'll need more practice figure-eighting.
Compulsory figures!
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Old 01-14-2017, 02:37 PM   #7
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Old 01-14-2017, 02:45 PM   #8
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You ripped off my original thread. You and all your posters now have to pay 15 cents per post.

I will now hold my breath in the corner. Pay up!

Please excuse my dead body in the corner.
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Old 01-14-2017, 02:53 PM   #9
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Old 01-14-2017, 04:05 PM   #10
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Old 01-14-2017, 05:47 PM   #11
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Compulsory figures!
The crowd goes wild and the judges award 10s all around (except for the Russian judge...).
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Old 01-14-2017, 06:17 PM   #12
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Old 01-14-2017, 08:54 PM   #13
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I'm awfully tongue tied. So I have to do with painting the alphabet in broad strokes.
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Old 01-14-2017, 11:03 PM   #14
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She's a pro. I'll need more practice figure-eighting.
Does it matter which direction you trace the eight? I don't want to put in hours of practice to have it all wrong.
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Does it matter which direction you trace the eight? I don't want to put in hours of practice to have it all wrong.
Clockwise swirl.....
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Old 01-14-2017, 11:18 PM   #16
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Clockwise swirl.....
Do I do it in the opposite direction when I am in the Southern Hemisphere?
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Old 01-14-2017, 11:31 PM   #17
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Do I do it in the opposite direction when I am in the Southern Hemisphere?
I don't think so.
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eight may be great, but personally i am a fan of the nibble and tug. eat that pussy!
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Old 01-15-2017, 01:25 AM   #19
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eight may be great, but personally i am a fan of the nibble and tug. eat that pussy!
How do I practice this move?
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Old 01-15-2017, 01:39 AM   #20
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Sam Kinison taught me how to give good head. Outline all the letters of the alphabet on the clit with you tounge. And then repeat until you get her desired results.
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Old 01-15-2017, 01:45 AM   #21
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How do I practice this move?
spread the lips and dive in like it's your last meal on earth. if you can locate the clit, suck it like a tiny penis. ummm... yes. and fingers. what the hell. i don't know. you know in snow white and the seven dwarves when the dwarves are washing their faces and going "brrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrr" while shaking their heads? that. or something.
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Old 01-15-2017, 01:51 AM   #22
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Old 01-15-2017, 01:55 AM   #23
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spread the lips and dive in like it's your last meal on earth. if you can locate the clit, suck it like a tiny penis. ummm... yes. and fingers. what the hell. i don't know. you know in snow white and the seven dwarves when the dwarves are washing their faces and going "brrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrr" while shaking their heads? that. or something.
*takes notes

I really meant WHAT do I practice on? A jelly-filled doughnut? A ripe peach? Sushi grade tuna?















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Old 01-15-2017, 01:55 AM   #24
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That has happened to me more times than I like to think about.
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