Old 05-25-2015, 11:56 PM   #1
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I'm sitting here drowning in an oversized bright pink house dress, face covered in no less than five coats of face cream, drinking cucumber water and debating whether I should eat a couple of waffles before bed.

Tell me what you are doing?

Or just tell me how sexy I sound.
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Old 05-25-2015, 11:59 PM   #2
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Mmmmmm... waffles!
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Old 05-26-2015, 12:00 AM   #3
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I'm sitting here drowning in an oversized bright pink house dress, face covered in no less than five coats of face cream, drinking cucumber water and debating whether I should eat a couple of waffles before bed.

Tell me what you are doing?

Or just tell me how sexy I sound.
If you're drowning, perhaps you don't quite have the concept of "drinking" down yet.
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Mmmmmm... waffles!
^^^Baked goods debauchee
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Old 05-26-2015, 12:03 AM   #5
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If you're drowning, perhaps you don't quite have the concept of "drinking" down yet.
I drink just fine, I'm just worried my dress would double as a birdie parachute.
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^^^Baked goods debauchee
Only if there are toppings... fruit, whipped cream... dare I say it, chocolate chips!
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Only if there are toppings... fruit, whipped cream... dare I say it, chocolate chips!
Okay, you've been promoted to pastry pervert.
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Label me if you must!
It's better than being covered with fruit and whip cream like a common tart.
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It's better than being covered with fruit and whip cream like a common tart.
I thought we were taking about waffles.
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I thought we were taking about waffles.
I'm not the one suggesting doing unnatural things to waffles.
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I'm not the one suggesting doing unnatural things to waffles.
The chocolate chips were organic, can't get more natural than that.
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The chocolate chips were organic, can't get more natural than that.
Well excuse me, Mr. Fancy Chips.
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I am sitting here listening to the boys wonder about why the dishwasher is always spitting up.
Wearing a cool nightshirt and contemplating a muscle relaxer.
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I am sitting here listening to the boys wonder about why the dishwasher is always spitting up.
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Everyone's dishwasher talks except mine.

You sound cozy, tell the boys to stop chatting.
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Old 05-26-2015, 12:43 AM   #17
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Everyone's dishwasher talks except mine.

You sound cozy, tell the boys to stop chatting.
Our dishwasher doesn't say much.
The boys are trying to be nice and accepting, but they are seriously concerned about the fact that 1) the dishwasher is still here 2) it spits up every time it is given food and 3) it can't even count or say it's ABCs. They have confided in me that they suspect it will never learn to read Latin or even music, even though it can beep.

They received some mail that has them back thinking about their advice thread.
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