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Old 08-15-2015, 05:07 PM   #1
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I dare you to post the 3rd picture on your phone

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Old 08-15-2015, 05:28 PM   #2
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O.K., you asked!
(I have a flip phone)

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Old 08-15-2015, 05:28 PM   #3
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It's so much work.
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Old 08-15-2015, 05:35 PM   #4
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Ha! I so can't because it's Phil! Took a snap of him at work on the sly to show a mate what a scruffy fucking twat he is.
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Old 08-15-2015, 05:37 PM   #5
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Pictures? On my phone?

It is just a telephone, used for calling out roadside assistance - the only time I switch it on.

Third picture on my camera file:



Wildfowl and Wetland Trust, Arundel.

http://www.wwt.org.uk/wetland-centres/arundel/
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Old 08-15-2015, 05:42 PM   #6
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Old 08-15-2015, 05:43 PM   #7
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Last night's game.

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Old 08-15-2015, 05:46 PM   #8
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What the fuck to I get if I post that pic?

Why the fuck don't you post yours?
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Old 08-15-2015, 05:50 PM   #9
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What the fuck to I get if I post that pic?

Why the fuck don't you post yours?
Bloody hell mate.

Calm down it's just a picture.
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Old 08-15-2015, 06:15 PM   #10
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No can do - I just checked and it's a pic of my grandbaby.
The first 23 pics are of her.... I may be slightly obsessed
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Old 08-15-2015, 06:20 PM   #11
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No can do - I just checked and it's a pic of my grandbaby.
The first 23 pics are of her.... I may be slightly obsessed
You know what? We were wandering around in Target yesterday afternoon and I stopped to look at baby clothes. No idea why, just to look. I love baby things.

Watch the game last night?
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Old 08-15-2015, 06:44 PM   #12
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You know what? We were wandering around in Target yesterday afternoon and I stopped to look at baby clothes. No idea why, just to look. I love baby things.

Watch the game last night?
I'll help you make a baby.

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Old 08-15-2015, 06:46 PM   #13
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Mine's a video.
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Old 08-15-2015, 06:48 PM   #14
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I'll help you make a baby.

I'm good thanks.
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I'll help you make a baby.

I've got visions of you riding on your mower clutching a turkey baster with your pants down.
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I'm good thanks.
I'll help you snatch one.
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Old 08-15-2015, 06:58 PM   #18
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Guild House on Spring Garden Street in Philadelphia by Robert Venturi. A seminal work in post modern architecture.
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I've got visions of you riding on your mower clutching a turkey baster with your pants down.
Powder blue pants?
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Old 08-15-2015, 07:00 PM   #20
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Powder blue pants?
With a Hello Kitty patch he's sewn on himself.
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You're such a good friend.

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Old 08-15-2015, 07:09 PM   #23
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You know what? We were wandering around in Target yesterday afternoon and I stopped to look at baby clothes. No idea why, just to look. I love baby things.

Watch the game last night?
My daughter is 6 weeks away from having her second baby, so I have been randomly buying cutesy baby stuff for weeks now.
Can't help but wonder how I managed to have my babies all those years ago without all the safety stuff and custom-designed clothes etc!?!

I didn't watch the game.... I was hell-busy on homework last night.
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Good thing I can drive one handed then.

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