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Old 10-26-2017, 05:07 PM   #1
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Old 10-26-2017, 05:23 PM   #2
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I have guns and can help repopulate the earth.
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Old 10-26-2017, 05:32 PM   #3
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Old 10-26-2017, 05:39 PM   #4
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Don't know about high sperm count, I'm not a father but I haven't been in a relationship where we even talked about wanting children. I'm game for trying to repopulate the earth though. I am good with rope , have lots of experience camping and hunting, and am good with a knife. I would be an asset on your zombie apocalypse team.
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Old 10-26-2017, 06:04 PM   #6
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What's with the re-population thing? We had our shot at it and screwed up. Live out our days wherever we like, having sex and not having babies. Shoot anything else that moves

think of the prolapses, the wrinkles, the potential life threatening child-birth thing...
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Old 10-26-2017, 06:20 PM   #7
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Old 10-28-2017, 08:57 AM   #8
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I'm not sure how useful I'd be, but I'm very passionate about the cause.
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Old 10-28-2017, 12:59 PM   #9
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Old 10-28-2017, 01:04 PM   #10
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I'm modestly adept with fireams, can fix anything if I ever get around to it, not squeamish about gore, a very good scrounge, and trained in first aid.
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I doubt I could contribute much in the way of active zombie fighting, but I'm rather good at devilish plans. Also, I don't run as fast as I used to so I'd make excellent bait.
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I'm joining team zombie at the first opportunity. I've been stockpiling human brains and formaldehyde, so while the rest of them are shambling after shotgun toting survivors, I'll be kicking back in a hot tub full of preservative with a cerebrum margarita.

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Old 10-29-2017, 07:32 PM   #17
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What's with the re-population thing? We had our shot at it and screwed up. Live out our days wherever we like, having sex and not having babies. Shoot anything else that moves

think of the prolapses, the wrinkles, the potential life threatening child-birth thing...
It's worked for us since 1970.

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I doubt I could contribute much in the way of active zombie fighting, but I'm rather good at devilish plans. Also, I don't run as fast as I used to so I'd make excellent bait.
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I'm joining team zombie at the first opportunity. I've been stockpiling human brains and formaldehyde, so while the rest of them are shambling after shotgun toting survivors, I'll be kicking back in a hot tub full of preservative with a cerebrum margarita.

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If you got those human brains in DC they are all defective. Throw them in the soup pot and try again.
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I am your only option on here, jezzilee. With my highly extensive knowledge of zombies, you'd live a very long time and die a natural death.

And, if you really need sexual release, I'd be more then happy to pleasure your sexy bod in anyway you wish.
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My partner and I have developed a freeform ultralight virtual Faraday Cage that blocks all EMF (electromagnetic field) signals including degraded body energy of zombis, vampires, were-critters, Reptilioids, Republicans, and some GB posters. Activate the FC at a 10-meter radius and we're perfectly safe. For now.
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I can't run either. Too much boobage.
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Every apocalypse quiz I've ever taken tells me I will be one of the first to go. the only plus I have going for me is I love giving head. Hopefully that and the ability to cook anything given any kind of supplies will land me a spot in someone's compound, before I am eaten alive.
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Oh, Que! You should also be getting pretty dang good at driving so you can be a zombie herder!

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You can be the evil leader!

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I'm joining team zombie at the first opportunity. I've been stockpiling human brains and formaldehyde, so while the rest of them are shambling after shotgun toting survivors, I'll be kicking back in a hot tub full of preservative with a cerebrum margarita.

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I'm gonna pass, the zombies don't do the sex so I think I will stick to alive and kicking... orgasm is the only thing in the world keeping me sane, and a lot more natural than some of the meds I took once upon a time!

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I am your only option on here, jezzilee. With my highly extensive knowledge of zombies, you'd live a very long time and die a natural death.

And, if you really need sexual release, I'd be more then happy to pleasure your sexy bod in anyway you wish.
How can I argue with that????

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You and your partner are in! Although, I hate to tell you this, there will one day be a zombie apocalypse but those other critters are just silly, made up kinda things

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