Old 11-29-2011, 03:58 PM   #176
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Old 11-29-2011, 10:11 PM   #177
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You guys are too much and I mean that in the best of ways. You've made my day have a perfect ending.
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Old 11-30-2011, 07:13 AM   #178
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I wish I wasn't speechless, but there are some who know I can't talk during sex, or while laughing hysterically and peeing in my pants.

You guys are too much and I mean that in the best of ways. You've made my day have a perfect ending.
Perfect ending? Of course, you mean a happy ending and I'm not talkin' about an ice cream sundae after a full meal at Friendly's restaurant. After a (ahem_ massage, i'm talking about asking that cute Asian woman for a...oh, never mind.
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Old 11-30-2011, 08:07 AM   #179
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Old 11-30-2011, 12:37 PM   #180
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I wish I wasn't speechless, but there are some who know I can't talk during sex, or while laughing hysterically and peeing in my pants.

You guys are too much and I mean that in the best of ways. You've made my day have a perfect ending.
Somehow I've always imagined a perfect ending as involving that perfect end of yours and a very eager front end of the nearest postman .
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Somehow I've always imagined a perfect ending as involving that perfect end of yours and a very eager front end of the nearest postman .
I wish Kurt was still my mailman.
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Old 11-30-2011, 06:03 PM   #182
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Perfect ending? Of course, you mean a happy ending and I'm not talkin' about an ice cream sundae after a full meal at Friendly's restaurant. After a (ahem_ massage, i'm talking about asking that cute Asian woman for a...oh, never mind.
I know an Asian woman. Don't ya just wish she'd make a visit to you?
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Old 11-30-2011, 08:35 PM   #183
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Old 12-01-2011, 09:24 PM   #185
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Do you think that you Mom would want to have sex with you?

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Old 12-03-2011, 09:13 AM   #188
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I wish I could meet a woman that is as attracted to me as I am to her. Actually meet her, with greetings, a conversation, and trading of phone numbers.
That is sad, makes me feel depressed and harshes my buzz. So:

Wish granted in 5 easy steps:
1. Stop looking. This will make things a whole bunch easier.
2. Start all conversations with 'hello,' or 'hi there, my name is <insert>,' and for god's sake, shake her hand.
3. Always brush your teeth. Seriously.
4. You really don't have to say much unless you are asking, or answering, a question. There is nothing wrong with being nervous at first, it will make her happy.
5. Relax, if none of the above helps, just go buy a fake wedding ring for yourself and wear it whenever you leave the house.

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Do you think that you Mom would want to have sex with you?

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Freddie! I wish you'd stop living in your past.
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Old 12-04-2011, 12:09 PM   #190
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Old 12-05-2011, 09:27 AM   #191
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Old 12-05-2011, 11:17 PM   #193
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Why not combine them, Babs? Try working in the bedroom!
That would mean I'd have to get paid for both. You might be on to something, Tio.
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My brain's not all that bad, Thee; but it was never all that good, either. Go with the flow!
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