Old 06-20-2014, 02:06 PM   #1
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Old 06-20-2014, 07:53 PM   #2
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It's funny all right.

No one seems to make a big fuss when a boy has his first wet dream, though.
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Old 06-20-2014, 08:12 PM   #3
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Old 06-20-2014, 09:23 PM   #4
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I could not hear the spoken words -- too mushy. Does anyone have a transcript?
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Old 06-20-2014, 10:11 PM   #5
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It's funny all right.

No one seems to make a big fuss when a boy has his first wet dream, though.
Boys usually lie the other direction, don't they?

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I could not hear the spoken words -- too mushy. Does anyone have a transcript?
What's so mushy about "rubyliscious nail polish" and "periods don't have glitter"?
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Old 06-21-2014, 12:11 PM   #6
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I could not hear the spoken words -- too mushy. Does anyone have a transcript?
For Hypoxia:

Try this link and use a headset:

http://blog.petflow.com/this-girl-fa...uRMvzc12qRi.01
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Old 06-21-2014, 08:31 PM   #7
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For Hypoxia:

Try this link and use a headset:

http://blog.petflow.com/this-girl-fa...uRMvzc12qRi.01
Thanks! But I still can hardly understand anything, even with headset. Guess my hearing is really shot to shit. Bummer...
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