Old 07-22-2014, 11:03 AM   #1
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Yes, it's that time of year again when yours truly logs another 365 on his personal odo. The number now is 73, positively ancient, n'est pas? Anyways, I'm still standing, writing, weightlifting, raising hell and generally enjoying whatever life sends my way. If you care to, celebrate with me, because, honestly, I never thought I'd make it this far. I guess God does look after fools, drunks and small children. I'll leave it to you as to what you think I am.
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Old 07-22-2014, 11:15 AM   #2
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Old 07-22-2014, 11:03 PM   #12
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Thanks for all the good wishes everyone.

I had a relaxing and pleasant birthday with some thoughtful and practical presents, clever greeting cards and a sumptuous dinner at my favorite locally owned steakhouse. All in all a pleasant day.
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Old 07-23-2014, 08:26 AM   #13
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Old 07-23-2014, 11:09 PM   #18
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Thankee kindly, good people. It does this old heart good to receive a multitude of b-day wishes from such a distinguished gathering of pron writers.
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Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 07-23-2014, 11:40 PM   #19
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Old 07-24-2014, 12:23 AM   #20
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I hope your day was WONDERFUL and EXCELLENT and GRAND! Happy Birthday!!!
Thanks muchly, horny. An excellent use of superlatives, I might add.
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 07-25-2014, 03:46 AM   #21
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Thanks muchly, horny. An excellent use of superlatives, I might add.
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TE999 .... what the heck is that thing you use as an avatar? It looks like a cross between a mutant mole and a Resident Evil 4: Los Muertos worm. creature.


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Old 07-25-2014, 09:38 PM   #23
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TE999 .... what the heck is that thing you use as an avatar? It looks like a cross between a mutant mole and a Resident Evil 4: Los Muertos worm. creature.


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That critter is a Star Nosed Mole. It's a truly fascinating creature. If you're interested, here's the Wikipedia entry about it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Nosed_Mole
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Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.

Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.

"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel

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Old 07-25-2014, 10:19 PM   #24
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Thanks. I actually am.


I can think of a lot of alien monsters with that sort of face. I like it.


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