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Old 03-11-2013, 09:18 AM   #13552
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What's the fitness trend for nerds?
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Old 03-11-2013, 11:25 AM   #13558
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Old 03-11-2013, 11:26 AM   #13559
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You there..in the stern ... steer!
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not stein Tio...

It would be verse (spoken with a German accent) if we had some verbs
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It would be verse (spoken with a German accent) if we had some verbs
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If you brave the cold on winter nights by the river, you will be rewarded with a bag full of bream.
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When you play ombre, do you wear umber coloured clothes?
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The mares were lost in the mazes.
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:24 PM   #13570
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"Shem's bodily getup, it seems, included an adze of a skull...," my dears.
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"Shem's bodily getup, it seems, included an adze of a skull...," my dears.
Shem's migrated to this thread now?? That's the Irish diaspora for ye!

ummm what?

adze (which is supposed to be 'adzes')... a bit over the top dears, to slice the loaf of bread.
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ummm what?

adze (which is supposed to be 'adzes')... a bit over the top dears, to slice the loaf of bread.
(Poetic licence, you knows...)

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So, with bread you're bored? ..well, take it to the Management Board.
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Not the arbor ..again! No, they meet in the borax warehouse.
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