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03-11-2013, 07:58 AM
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Teasing Girl
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hones > phone
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Remember to Phone home, Honey!
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03-11-2013, 09:18 AM
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#13552
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Everybody Party!
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Quote:
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Remember to Phone home, Honey!
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honey -> coney |
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03-11-2013, 09:35 AM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
honey -> coney
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scone
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"Incident at Cemetery Junction"
" Pest Control"
" Mavis's Car Trip"
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" Stacy & the Angel "
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" Charlie's Story "
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03-11-2013, 09:37 AM
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#13554
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scone
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03-11-2013, 11:13 AM
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Terror of Tianjin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
scone -> onset
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onset -> toned |
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03-11-2013, 11:19 AM
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onset -> toned
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Getting one's muscles toned has become quite the trend. |
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03-11-2013, 11:23 AM
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Terror of Tianjin
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Getting one's muscles toned has become quite the trend.
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What's the fitness trend for nerds? |
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03-11-2013, 11:25 AM
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What's the fitness trend for nerds?
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In dealing with nerds, one must be stern. |
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03-11-2013, 11:26 AM
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Terror of Tianjin
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In dealing with nerds, one must be stern.
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You there..in the stern ... steer! |
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03-11-2013, 11:36 AM
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You there..in the stern ... steer!
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A beer to steer? It's almost in verse! |
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03-11-2013, 11:40 AM
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Terror of Tianjin
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A beer to steer? It's almost in verse!
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not stein Tio...
It would be verse (spoken with a German accent ) if we had some verbs |
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03-11-2013, 11:42 AM
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not stein Tio...
It would be verse (spoken with a German accent ) if we had some verbs |
To use such verbs would be a brave act. |
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03-11-2013, 11:49 AM
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Terror of Tianjin
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To use such verbs would be a brave act.
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If you brave the cold on winter nights by the river, you will be rewarded with a bag full of bream. |
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03-11-2013, 11:53 AM
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If you brave the cold on winter nights by the river, you will be rewarded with a bag full of bream.
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But you might lose the bream in a game of ombre. |
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03-11-2013, 11:56 AM
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Terror of Tianjin
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But you might lose the bream in a game of ombre.
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When you play ombre, do you wear umber coloured clothes? |
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03-11-2013, 11:59 AM
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Everybody Party!
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When you play ombre, do you wear umber coloured clothes?
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Wear umber for camouflage in the berms. |
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03-11-2013, 12:04 PM
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Terror of Tianjin
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Wear umber for camouflage in the berms.
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The berms are full of mares. |
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03-11-2013, 12:12 PM
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Everybody Party!
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The berms are full of mares.
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The mares were lost in the mazes. |
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03-11-2013, 12:18 PM
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Terror of Tianjin
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The mares were lost in the mazes.
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When I go into mazes I take one of my adzes to cut a path out. |
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03-11-2013, 12:24 PM
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Everybody Party!
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When I go into mazes I take one of my adzes to cut a path out.
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"Shem's bodily getup, it seems, included an adze of a skull...," my dears. |
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03-11-2013, 12:38 PM
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Terror of Tianjin
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"Shem's bodily getup, it seems, included an adze of a skull...," my dears.
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Shem's migrated to this thread now?? That's the Irish diaspora for ye!
ummm what?
adze (which is supposed to be 'adzes') ... a bit over the top dears, to slice the loaf of bread. |
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03-11-2013, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by MichaelinChina
Shem's migrated to this thread now?? That's the Irish diaspora for ye!
ummm what?
adze (which is supposed to be 'adzes') ... a bit over the top dears, to slice the loaf of bread. |
(Poetic licence, you knows...)
Bread again? I'm bored of it. |
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03-11-2013, 12:44 PM
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Terror of Tianjin
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(Poetic licence, you knows...)
Bread again? I'm bored of it.
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So, with bread you're bored? ..well, take it to the Management Board. |
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03-11-2013, 12:50 PM
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Everybody Party!
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So, with bread you're bored? ..well, take it to the Management Board.
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Is that the Board that meets in the arbor? |
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03-11-2013, 12:54 PM
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Terror of Tianjin
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Is that the Board that meets in the arbor?
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Not the arbor ..again! No, they meet in the borax warehouse. |
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