Old 03-08-2013, 04:09 AM   #13401
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[ like the extra letter ?]

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Old 03-08-2013, 04:29 AM   #13402
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Old 03-08-2013, 04:33 AM   #13403
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Old 03-08-2013, 04:58 AM   #13404
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Old 03-08-2013, 05:04 AM   #13405
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Old 03-08-2013, 09:10 AM   #13407
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Old 03-08-2013, 09:14 AM   #13408
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Old 03-08-2013, 09:18 AM   #13409
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Old 03-08-2013, 10:02 AM   #13411
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Old 03-08-2013, 10:31 AM   #13414
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Old 03-08-2013, 10:33 AM   #13415
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Old 03-08-2013, 11:44 AM   #13416
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That's a flash flask ... (it's 1 am Tio. so you got that right!)
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The Copts hid in the copse.
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