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01-31-2013, 04:44 AM
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#12351
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Teasing Girl
SweetMaj is offline
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Pears
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Pears -> Paris
Hi HP.  
I'm at work. 
Later...
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01-31-2013, 04:50 AM
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#12352
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Pears -> Paris
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01-31-2013, 09:45 AM
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#12353
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Everybody Party!
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Originally Posted by Handley_Page
Sitar
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The sounds of the sitar make him irate. |
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01-31-2013, 10:27 AM
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#12354
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Son of Guru Bob
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
The sounds of the sitar make him irate.
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Not as IRATE as the cornered tapir. |
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01-31-2013, 10:33 AM
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#12355
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Everybody Party!
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Not as IRATE as the cornered tapir.
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An irate tapir? What tripe! |
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01-31-2013, 10:54 AM
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#12356
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Son of Guru Bob
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
An irate tapir? What tripe!
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Tripe you say? Strip! |
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01-31-2013, 11:01 AM
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#12357
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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Originally Posted by MichaelinChina
Tripe you say? Strip!
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Strip and expose your private parts! |
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01-31-2013, 11:06 AM
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the hurricane
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Strip and expose your private parts!
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very smart of you
hiya all |
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01-31-2013, 11:10 AM
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Son of Guru Bob
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Originally Posted by tminu
very smart of you
hiya all |
hi from me..
smart ~> tramp |
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01-31-2013, 11:12 AM
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#12360
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Everybody Party!
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hi from me..
smart ~> tramp
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The tramp ended up pushing a pair of prams.
Hi Min! |
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01-31-2013, 11:12 AM
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the hurricane
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MichaelinChina
hi from me..
smart ~> tramp
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ramps |
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01-31-2013, 11:15 AM
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Son of Guru Bob
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ramps
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tramps push those prams up the ramps to the farms |
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01-31-2013, 11:17 AM
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Everybody Party!
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tramps push those prams up the ramps to the farms
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The farms where the bees swarm and fertilize the fruit. |
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01-31-2013, 11:20 AM
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the hurricane
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The farms where the bees swarm and fertilize the fruit.
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and smear ed with lust. |
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01-31-2013, 11:25 AM
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Everybody Party!
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and smeared with lust.
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a smear of lust armed with desire. |
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01-31-2013, 11:46 AM
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the hurricane
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Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
a smear of lust armed with desire.
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time for my bed good night Tio
and she reads 50 shades of grey . |
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01-31-2013, 11:48 AM
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Everybody Party!
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time for my bed good night Tio
and she reads 50 shades of grey .
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and he leads her to the darkest shades of her desires...
Goodnight, lovely Min... |
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01-31-2013, 11:54 AM
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Smile..it confuses people
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If he leads her to his desires will dates follow?
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01-31-2013, 12:00 PM
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Everybody Party!
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If he leads her to his desires will dates follow?
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Dates? Afterwards? You're such a tease, Jane! |
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01-31-2013, 12:01 PM
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Smile..it confuses people
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Dates? Afterwards? You're such a tease, Jane!
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I'm not a tease, petal !! |
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01-31-2013, 12:04 PM
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Everybody Party!
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I'm not a tease, petal !! |
No? Then why did you so provocatively tear a petal from the rose in my lapel? |
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01-31-2013, 12:09 PM
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Smile..it confuses people
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No? Then why did you so provocatively tear a petal from the rose in my lapel?
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It's a short walk for my fingers from your lapel to your Adam's apple |
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01-31-2013, 12:12 PM
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#12373
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Everybody Party!
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It's a short walk for my fingers from your lapel to your Adam's apple
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An apple pales in comparison to a pomegranite when it comes to lust. |
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01-31-2013, 02:41 PM
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Yeah, still just a guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tio_Narratore
An apple pales in comparison to a pomegranite when it comes to lust.
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pales > slate
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01-31-2013, 02:43 PM
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#12375
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Teasing Girl
SweetMaj is offline
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Quote:
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pales > slate
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Slate -> Tails
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