Old 01-23-2013, 03:28 AM   #12126
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So, she VEERS back? Hopefully, she doesn't SNEER at me for moving her about
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Old 01-23-2013, 03:44 AM   #12127
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Old 01-23-2013, 03:47 AM   #12128
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Steer her wherever you like, she's very amenable, there'll be no tears.
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Old 01-23-2013, 03:55 AM   #12129
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:00 AM   #12130
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You'll need several TRAMS to move the paper.
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which might cause a
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... exposing certain parts...
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... exposing certain parts...

Certain Parts of a Stamp.
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Ugh, why do I always get the words with "y"?

To cross these RUSTY walkways requires an awful lot of TRUST
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To cross these RUSTY walkways requires an awful lot of TRUST
I trust that my William Shatner surgical truss won't fail me at a vital moment...
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Hmmm. We seem to have reached something of an impasse...

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