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01-23-2013, 03:28 AM
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#12126
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Really Experienced
Blind_Justice is offline
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Hey steve 
So, she VEERS back? Hopefully, she doesn't SNEER at me for moving her about |
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01-23-2013, 03:44 AM
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#12127
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Saxon_Hart is online now
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When moving a sneer, it helps to have the strength to STEER
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01-23-2013, 03:47 AM
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#12128
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Found my love...
steve44uk is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saxon_Hart
When moving a sneer, it helps to have the strength to STEER
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Steer her wherever you like, she's very amenable, there'll be no tears.
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01-23-2013, 03:55 AM
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#12129
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WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
Saxon_Hart is online now
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But when she writes about the tears, it'll take REAMS
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01-23-2013, 05:00 AM
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#12130
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Quote:
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But when she writes about the tears, it'll take REAMS
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You'll need several TRAMS to move the paper. |
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01-23-2013, 05:06 AM
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#12131
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the hurricane
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
You'll need several TRAMS to move the paper.
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lets start all over again 
hiya HP |
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01-23-2013, 05:14 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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lets start all over again
hiya HP |
Just keep the RASTA guys away
Hello Min. You OK ? |
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01-23-2013, 05:30 AM
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#12133
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the hurricane
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Just keep the RASTA guys away
Hello Min. You OK ?
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Only if I don't fall down the stair. |
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01-23-2013, 05:42 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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Only if I don't fall down the stair.
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which might cause a STRIP |
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01-23-2013, 06:26 AM
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#12135
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Found my love...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
which might cause a STRIP
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... exposing certain parts...
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My AH Directory entry.
Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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01-23-2013, 10:18 AM
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Teasing Girl
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Quote:
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... exposing certain parts...
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Certain Parts of a Stamp.
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"Mind if I sit down?"
"Can I buy you a round?"
"Haven't seen your face before, are you new in town?"
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There is no limitation to my imagination. 
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01-23-2013, 10:21 AM
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#12137
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Son of Guru Bob
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Certain Parts of a Stamp.
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stamp for a tramp. |
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01-23-2013, 10:33 AM
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#12138
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Everybody Party!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MichaelinChina
stamp for a tramp.
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He'll tramp through all parts of the country. |
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01-23-2013, 10:41 AM
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Terminally Innocent.
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He'll tramp through all parts of the country.
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in a Spurt , of course. |
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01-23-2013, 11:24 AM
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#12140
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Everybody Party!
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in a Spurt , of course.
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The spurt of wter left the iron grate rusty. |
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01-23-2013, 12:21 PM
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Really Experienced
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Ugh, why do I always get the words with "y"?
To cross these RUSTY walkways requires an awful lot of TRUST |
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01-23-2013, 12:27 PM
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#12142
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Found my love...
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Quote:
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Ugh, why do I always get the words with "y"?
To cross these RUSTY walkways requires an awful lot of TRUST |
I trust that my William Shatner surgical truss won't fail me at a vital moment...
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Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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01-23-2013, 01:49 PM
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Teasing Girl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by steve44uk
I trust that my William Shatner surgical truss won't fail me at a vital moment...
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Truss -> Crust
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01-23-2013, 01:59 PM
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#12144
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Everybody Party!
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Quote:
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Truss -> Crust
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The ice crust on the frozen lake broke under the weight of the tandem truck. |
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01-23-2013, 02:47 PM
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#12145
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Yeah, still just a guru
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Quote:
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The ice crust on the frozen lake broke under the weight of the tandem truck.
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truck > crust
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‘Writing is the ultimate decision-making experience. Every paragraph, every sentence, every word, is a decision.’ – Michael Bremer
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01-23-2013, 03:45 PM
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#12146
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Found my love...
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Quote:
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truck > crust
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Hmmm. We seem to have reached something of an impasse...
Crust > Turks
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Dianthus: "You're incorrigible. I like that in a friend..."
NekoParks: "I will never see Lewis Carroll the same way again..."
"Slim" Browning: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
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01-23-2013, 05:41 PM
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#12147
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Really Experienced
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turks -> skirt
no fancy joke, though :-)
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01-23-2013, 05:45 PM
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Terminally Innocent.
Handley_Page is offline
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Quote:
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turks -> skirt
no fancy joke, though :-)
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except, perhaps for a SKITT on the TV. |
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01-23-2013, 08:00 PM
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Able to Multiple Sarcasm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
except, perhaps for a SKITT on the TV.
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stite (Urban Dictionary for poop)
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“In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”--Albert Schweitzer
“Into the same river you could not step twice, for other waters are flowing.”— Heraclitus
“The more original a discovery the more obvious it seems afterwards.” — Arthur Koestler
“Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.” —Thomas W. Higginson
“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” — Ed Foreman
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01-23-2013, 11:06 PM
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#12150
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Everybody Party!
Tio_Narratore is offline
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Quote:
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stite (Urban Dictionary for poop)
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stite -> shite (Irish for poop) |
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