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08-23-2011, 11:59 AM
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cumbtwntits is offline
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Whoops, did I just touch your boob?
I was in the cereal isle this morning doing some shopping when you asked me to help you to grab a box of the special k from the top shelf. I, of course, was happy to oblige considering you were definitely a cougar on the prowl. I reached up, while you leaned in, leaving my hand and arm grazing your ample breasts. I have to admit I was extremely turned on and wanted to rip your shirt off, bend you over and fuck you right there but all I did was hand you your box of cereal while you gave me a sly look and squeezed my arm.
Looking for a sexy cougar to chat and maybe more. I'm 35, good looking, witty and fit. Drop me a PM or IM me on yahoo at bangudoggie.
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08-23-2011, 03:57 PM
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RomanceRiter is offline
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What do you call a cougar? Be careful. Your answer can get you in trouble.
Sexy story, though.
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08-23-2011, 04:17 PM
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cougar: a lady of a certain age that considers 21 young. if i was a woman i'd fall into the cougar bucket but alas i'd be classified as a cradle robber and perv.
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08-23-2011, 05:53 PM
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Whoops, did your boob just touch me?
A woman who knows I think her big breasts are great came up to me in the kitchen when I was cutting bread for sandwiches. Everytime my arm came forwards with the knife she made sure her breast caught in my elbow.
I want her here right now!
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When a man makes love to a woman its because he wants her to love him.
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08-23-2011, 07:23 PM
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2TitsNoWaiting is offline
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LOL definitely a cute opening.  |
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08-23-2011, 10:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 2TitsNoWaiting
LOL definitely a cute opening. |
And an extremely cute screen name! Made me smile. And, uhh... caused other involuntary physical responses.
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08-24-2011, 08:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JayinCA
And an extremely cute screen name! Made me smile. And, uhh... caused other involuntary physical responses.
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LOL and I picked it out all by myself too! |
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08-24-2011, 09:34 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 2TitsNoWaiting
LOL and I picked it out all by myself too! |
and believe it or not, i picked out my screen name too! All by myself!
cumbtwntits and 2titsnowaiting are quite a pair. |
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08-25-2011, 11:49 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 2TitsNoWaiting
LOL and I picked it out all by myself too! |
I believe you. Makes me think things...
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08-26-2011, 06:49 AM
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Smiles... good things cum in pairs...
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08-31-2011, 11:18 AM
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cumbtwntits is offline
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shameless bump
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10-02-2011, 06:35 PM
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Breast in the elbow
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2TitsNoWaiting
LOL definitely a cute opening. |
Not only a cute opening for the story Barbi made to bend over
http://www.i.literotica.com/stories/....php?id=504894
but that was what initiated the story idea.
Barbi is (on my typewriter) currently a Spartan Virgin in modern day Athens and the credit squeeze is biting them.
Thats where she really did meet Brad.
In another version she is already pregnant, but the man who felt her breast in his elbow does not know all she has gone through.
In truth she is three or four of my women friends.
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When a man makes love to a woman its because he wants her to love him.
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10-02-2011, 11:58 PM
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Funny thread title, made me chuckle
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10-03-2011, 12:36 AM
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THE MFing Princess ;)
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LOL
Too bad I am 5'8 and can get my own cereal box 
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http://kevan.org/johari?name=serene14u
Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers,
but to be fearless in facing them.
Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but
for the heart to conquer it
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
"When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves."
And I was seething, breathing deeply
Spitting sentry, horned and tailed
Waiting for you
It's hard for an educated woman to turn her head off. That's part of the joy of being a submissive. None of the decisions are yours. When you can't refuse anything and can't even move, those voices in your head go silent. All you can do, and all you are permitted to do, is feel.
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10-03-2011, 02:12 PM
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cumbtwntits is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sereneone4u
LOL
Too bad I am 5'8 and can get my own cereal box |
I thought I saw you watching....Sometimes you just have to play the damsel in distress 
5'8 huh....Nice. |
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10-03-2011, 02:15 PM
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Not a wife anymore.
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Hey there are times I am so desparate I just might slide beside a stock boy and rub them on him while reaching for the top shelf. I wish I was 5'8" instead of my height. I feel like one of santa's elves.
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10-03-2011, 02:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boredVAwife
Hey there are times I am so desparate I just might slide beside a stock boy and rub them on him while reaching for the top shelf. I wish I was 5'8" instead of my height. I feel like one of santa's elves.
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LOL - Love it |
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10-03-2011, 02:31 PM
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THE MFing Princess ;)
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I still occasionally need help...there are times things are on the top shelf in the VERY back and even on tiptoe and stretching...I can't quite reach it....
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http://kevan.org/johari?name=serene14u
Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers,
but to be fearless in facing them.
Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but
for the heart to conquer it
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark.
"When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves."
And I was seething, breathing deeply
Spitting sentry, horned and tailed
Waiting for you
It's hard for an educated woman to turn her head off. That's part of the joy of being a submissive. None of the decisions are yours. When you can't refuse anything and can't even move, those voices in your head go silent. All you can do, and all you are permitted to do, is feel.
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10-03-2011, 02:44 PM
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I'm pretty sure 35 is a bit old for cougars to be after o.o;
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10-03-2011, 02:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Icarus_Fallen
I'm pretty sure 35 is a bit old for cougars to be after o.o;
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10-04-2011, 12:55 PM
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I think I'd be sorely tempted to tell you I'd chosen the wrong cereal and ask if you could replace it and get another down for me.....all the while standing nice and close of course!!
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10-04-2011, 01:10 PM
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I was in Menard's Sunday, just before the NFL games started, and I was wearing my favorite NFL gear. You were a fan of the same team as I. I needed information about rolls of plastic. I gladly followed you to the correct aisle, and I looked into your eyes as you explained the differences among the many choices.
I wanted to ask you if you would play hooky with me, and join me in a drink at a nearby sports bar. Unfortunately another customer attacked you just as I was ready to approach you. You had to move on. UUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH.
I could tell from the look in your eyes that you wanted more of me.
Oh well, perhaps next time!
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10-04-2011, 01:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by timeonmyhands
I think I'd be sorely tempted to tell you I'd chosen the wrong cereal and ask if you could replace it and get another down for me.....all the while standing nice and close of course!!
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10-11-2011, 10:06 AM
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any mature ladies want to carry this grocery fantasy home...
PM or IM me
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10-11-2011, 06:54 PM
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emgems is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boredVAwife
Hey there are times I am so desparate I just might slide beside a stock boy and rub them on him while reaching for the top shelf. I wish I was 5'8" instead of my height. I feel like one of santa's elves.
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now i know what i need to do when I'm reaching for the coffee on the top shelf .... find a stockboy ..... and slide over really close .... LOL!!! |
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