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Old 08-23-2011, 11:59 AM   #1
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Whoops, did I just touch your boob?

I was in the cereal isle this morning doing some shopping when you asked me to help you to grab a box of the special k from the top shelf. I, of course, was happy to oblige considering you were definitely a cougar on the prowl. I reached up, while you leaned in, leaving my hand and arm grazing your ample breasts. I have to admit I was extremely turned on and wanted to rip your shirt off, bend you over and fuck you right there but all I did was hand you your box of cereal while you gave me a sly look and squeezed my arm.

Looking for a sexy cougar to chat and maybe more. I'm 35, good looking, witty and fit. Drop me a PM or IM me on yahoo at bangudoggie.
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Old 08-23-2011, 03:57 PM   #2
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What do you call a cougar? Be careful. Your answer can get you in trouble.

Sexy story, though.
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Old 08-23-2011, 04:17 PM   #3
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cougar: a lady of a certain age that considers 21 young. if i was a woman i'd fall into the cougar bucket but alas i'd be classified as a cradle robber and perv.
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Old 08-23-2011, 05:53 PM   #4
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Whoops, did your boob just touch me?

A woman who knows I think her big breasts are great came up to me in the kitchen when I was cutting bread for sandwiches. Everytime my arm came forwards with the knife she made sure her breast caught in my elbow.
I want her here right now!
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Old 08-23-2011, 07:23 PM   #5
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LOL definitely a cute opening.
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Old 08-23-2011, 10:18 PM   #6
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LOL definitely a cute opening.
And an extremely cute screen name! Made me smile. And, uhh... caused other involuntary physical responses.
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Old 08-24-2011, 08:24 AM   #7
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And an extremely cute screen name! Made me smile. And, uhh... caused other involuntary physical responses.
LOL and I picked it out all by myself too!
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Old 08-24-2011, 09:34 AM   #8
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LOL and I picked it out all by myself too!
and believe it or not, i picked out my screen name too! All by myself!

cumbtwntits and 2titsnowaiting are quite a pair.
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Old 08-25-2011, 11:49 PM   #9
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LOL and I picked it out all by myself too!
I believe you. Makes me think things...
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Old 08-26-2011, 06:49 AM   #10
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Smiles... good things cum in pairs...
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Old 08-31-2011, 11:18 AM   #11
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Old 10-02-2011, 06:35 PM   #12
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Breast in the elbow

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LOL definitely a cute opening.
Not only a cute opening for the story Barbi made to bend over
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but that was what initiated the story idea.

Barbi is (on my typewriter) currently a Spartan Virgin in modern day Athens and the credit squeeze is biting them.
Thats where she really did meet Brad.

In another version she is already pregnant, but the man who felt her breast in his elbow does not know all she has gone through.

In truth she is three or four of my women friends.
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Old 10-02-2011, 11:58 PM   #13
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Funny thread title, made me chuckle
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:36 AM   #14
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LOL

Too bad I am 5'8 and can get my own cereal box
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Old 10-03-2011, 02:12 PM   #15
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LOL

Too bad I am 5'8 and can get my own cereal box
I thought I saw you watching....Sometimes you just have to play the damsel in distress

5'8 huh....Nice.
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Old 10-03-2011, 02:15 PM   #16
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Hey there are times I am so desparate I just might slide beside a stock boy and rub them on him while reaching for the top shelf. I wish I was 5'8" instead of my height. I feel like one of santa's elves.
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Old 10-03-2011, 02:19 PM   #17
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Hey there are times I am so desparate I just might slide beside a stock boy and rub them on him while reaching for the top shelf. I wish I was 5'8" instead of my height. I feel like one of santa's elves.
LOL - Love it
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Old 10-03-2011, 02:31 PM   #18
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I still occasionally need help...there are times things are on the top shelf in the VERY back and even on tiptoe and stretching...I can't quite reach it....
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I'm pretty sure 35 is a bit old for cougars to be after o.o;
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Old 10-03-2011, 02:56 PM   #20
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I'm pretty sure 35 is a bit old for cougars to be after o.o;
Not if you're a 50 year old cougar....
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Old 10-04-2011, 12:55 PM   #21
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I think I'd be sorely tempted to tell you I'd chosen the wrong cereal and ask if you could replace it and get another down for me.....all the while standing nice and close of course!!
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I was in Menard's Sunday, just before the NFL games started, and I was wearing my favorite NFL gear. You were a fan of the same team as I. I needed information about rolls of plastic. I gladly followed you to the correct aisle, and I looked into your eyes as you explained the differences among the many choices.

I wanted to ask you if you would play hooky with me, and join me in a drink at a nearby sports bar. Unfortunately another customer attacked you just as I was ready to approach you. You had to move on. UUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHH.

I could tell from the look in your eyes that you wanted more of me.

Oh well, perhaps next time!
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Old 10-11-2011, 10:06 AM   #24
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any mature ladies want to carry this grocery fantasy home...

PM or IM me
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Old 10-11-2011, 06:54 PM   #25
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Hey there are times I am so desparate I just might slide beside a stock boy and rub them on him while reaching for the top shelf. I wish I was 5'8" instead of my height. I feel like one of santa's elves.
now i know what i need to do when I'm reaching for the coffee on the top shelf .... find a stockboy ..... and slide over really close .... LOL!!!
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