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luvthedesserts · 08-04-2013, 11:36 PM

Shy lonely middle-aged man with skin and hair issues looking for anonymous sex in exchange for my mom's pearl necklace. She won't be home this weekend, so please respond quickly.

sexy_hottie_2003 · 08-05-2013, 12:16 AM

Sexy hot housewife here looking for a good time. Must be willing to do the dishes, cook, and know how to satisfy. I am married and can't meet you so you can't come to my house. Gotta keep it on the down low. Oh and you must be okay with my occasional flakiness and mood swings. No older than 50 and please no creeps. I may like it hard but please for God sakes don't take forever. I'm a lets get right to it kinda girl. Oh and I may fall in love with you and tell you "i love you" sappily on our second time together. So you have been warned.

luvthedesserts · 08-06-2013, 01:37 AM

RU looking for a sweet time?

20 to 40-ish male Male seeking romeantic iturlude with like minded female above the age of consesiousness. Into biking, hiking, and oral. I mean the female should love to perform oral. I'm not into it. Too big of a risk of catching something. Contact need to send photogentic proof of ligitimate womanness.