justabrick
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(with biggest of appologies to Roald Dahl. By the way, unlike his book, this story features adults. NO EXCEPTIONS.)
This is the story of Willy Wanker, the greatest sex toy manufacturer the world has ever known. Tools of pleasure other manufacturers could not even dream of, Wanker had made a reality- self-erecting and self-lubricating dildos, strikingly anatomically correct and functioning sex dolls, color-changing and shape-fitting condoms, and more.
The Wanker Factory has been closed for the last 20 years, with only the shadows of very large (in multiple ways) men giving any sign of life in the large, tinted windows of the factory. The world was suddenly shaken when Mr. Wanker announced a contest- inside six Wanker products, six tickets to Wanker's factory would be found. Those six ticket holders would win a tour of the Wanker factory, and one lucky winner would receive a lifetime supply of sex toys and products.
The world had waited for months as the drama of the ticket search unfolded on TV and in the papers. Finally, this was the Big Day. Willy Wanker, an older yet still handsome man, stepped boldly down the purple silk carpet leading to the gates of his factory, which, with its smoke stack towering high above two silo-like buildings, looked vaguely phallic to some... and clearly phallic to others. Wanker stood at the gate to the factory, and, with a tap of his (again, rather phallic) cane against the stone flooring, opened the gate to the six lucky ticket-finders. "At last, the day has come!" he smiled. "And with any luck, so will you," he muttered under his breath.
{{OOC: Looking for SIX lucky winners! Please PM me your character ideas. I'm thinking the characters should either six males and six females, or (as I'm your typical straight male), six females, each with the kind of extreme personalities of the kind exhibited in the book from which this story borrows its theme. However, as long as everyone has a partner they enjoy, I'm fine with that. Ideally, the winner would be a (female) virgin-type character, who my character, Willy Wanker, would end up partnering with. The others, unfortunately, will all meet hilarious, sex-related demises. This can happen whenever you feel the need to bow out of the plot line.}}
This is the story of Willy Wanker, the greatest sex toy manufacturer the world has ever known. Tools of pleasure other manufacturers could not even dream of, Wanker had made a reality- self-erecting and self-lubricating dildos, strikingly anatomically correct and functioning sex dolls, color-changing and shape-fitting condoms, and more.
The Wanker Factory has been closed for the last 20 years, with only the shadows of very large (in multiple ways) men giving any sign of life in the large, tinted windows of the factory. The world was suddenly shaken when Mr. Wanker announced a contest- inside six Wanker products, six tickets to Wanker's factory would be found. Those six ticket holders would win a tour of the Wanker factory, and one lucky winner would receive a lifetime supply of sex toys and products.
The world had waited for months as the drama of the ticket search unfolded on TV and in the papers. Finally, this was the Big Day. Willy Wanker, an older yet still handsome man, stepped boldly down the purple silk carpet leading to the gates of his factory, which, with its smoke stack towering high above two silo-like buildings, looked vaguely phallic to some... and clearly phallic to others. Wanker stood at the gate to the factory, and, with a tap of his (again, rather phallic) cane against the stone flooring, opened the gate to the six lucky ticket-finders. "At last, the day has come!" he smiled. "And with any luck, so will you," he muttered under his breath.
{{OOC: Looking for SIX lucky winners! Please PM me your character ideas. I'm thinking the characters should either six males and six females, or (as I'm your typical straight male), six females, each with the kind of extreme personalities of the kind exhibited in the book from which this story borrows its theme. However, as long as everyone has a partner they enjoy, I'm fine with that. Ideally, the winner would be a (female) virgin-type character, who my character, Willy Wanker, would end up partnering with. The others, unfortunately, will all meet hilarious, sex-related demises. This can happen whenever you feel the need to bow out of the plot line.}}
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