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Old 03-13-2012, 02:11 PM   #201
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Hot tub jets are the best.
That they are. I "discovered" them at an age that's not allowed at Lit. Heh. Used to stick my legs out of the water, up along the cement or tile (depending on where the hot tub was and what type of ground/floor it had around it), and line my clit up with the jet.
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Old 03-13-2012, 02:36 PM   #202
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I've been massively frustrated recently and I just used a banana last night with a ribbed condom over it. It was pretty great but I felt silly afterwards hehe
No need to feel silly about that. Though that's probably part of what my wife's phobia of buying elongated foods comes from. Whenever she buys bananas, carets, cucumbers etc she always wonders if anyone's thinking she is buying them for intimate moments and not cooking... or both...

I've recently discovered flattening then rolling up plastic bags from the grocery store then wrapping them in a condom makes a great disposable anal dildo. Sure it would work for you ladies too. The nice things is you can easily control the length and girth of it. And who doesn't have a handful of those bags laying around.
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Old 03-19-2012, 03:06 AM   #203
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Old 03-19-2012, 09:59 AM   #204
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Old 03-21-2012, 08:42 PM   #205
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The only way I've ever been able to give myself an orgasm is by squeezing my legs together really tightly several times. I can't do it by touching myself with my hands, although it feels good. I've never tried toys however....lol.
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Old 03-22-2012, 06:24 AM   #206
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An electric toothbrush. That swirly little head is heaven against my clit.
There is a running joke on The Big Bang Theory about using an electric toothbrush for that purpose. At one point (after admitting her secondly use for said device), frustrated with Sheldon's lack of physical attention his "girlfriend" Amy says she is "going to brush her teeth... for a long time."
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Old 03-28-2012, 04:12 PM   #207
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Lotion bottles, candles, tub faucet (the water), shower head, tub ledge (riding it), brush handle, pillow, water bottles, extra thick Sharpie marker (works great for clit stimulation and thrusting, especially at work or driving).
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Old 04-04-2012, 02:55 PM   #208
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an electric toothbrush and a banana
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Old 04-04-2012, 03:07 PM   #209
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There is a running joke on The Big Bang Theory about using an electric toothbrush for that purpose. At one point (after admitting her secondly use for said device), frustrated with Sheldon's lack of physical attention his "girlfriend" Amy says she is "going to brush her teeth... for a long time."
THAT is good stuff!
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Old 04-04-2012, 03:28 PM   #210
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The only way I've ever been able to give myself an orgasm is by squeezing my legs together really tightly several times. I can't do it by touching myself with my hands, although it feels good. I've never tried toys however....lol.

Before I even knew what I was doing as a kid I used to this as way to get off.
Also used a the handle of an old hair brush, handle of a mirror, marker pen, pillow, duvet they were the first couple things I used.
I still use a pillow but have moved on with the others aha
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Old 04-04-2012, 03:30 PM   #211
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Before I even knew what I was doing as a kid I used to this as way to get off.
Also used a the handle of an old hair brush, handle of a mirror, marker pen, pillow, duvet they were the first couple things I used.
I still use a pillow but have moved on with the others aha
Pillow humping is so sexy!
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Old 04-04-2012, 03:56 PM   #212
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Pillow humping is so sexy!
It is. Haven't done it in a while and was reintroduced to it last week when I saw a humping pillow post.
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Old 04-05-2012, 06:45 AM   #213
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One of the loveliest things is a really tight pair of jeans, the sort that are really snug on your bottom, and the seam sits just right - as I walk it rubs between my legs, all the way from my arse to the top of my pubic bone, the most delicious mixture of pressure and caressing. I can often cum as I walk along, and having to stifle it is even more arousing. I know I blush though, and the apprehension of someone guessing is incredibly erotic. I am quite a wet girl though, so if I want to stay decent, it's either a long shirt or careful choice of jeans colour!
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Old 04-05-2012, 06:58 AM   #214
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who liked the electric toothbrush, I used to steal my ex's one while he was out it always worked like charm, if I was feeling very naughty I wouldn't wash it afterwards, he never noticed though
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Old 04-05-2012, 09:23 AM   #215
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Lotion bottles, candles, tub faucet (the water), shower head, tub ledge (riding it), brush handle, pillow, water bottles, extra thick Sharpie marker (works great for clit stimulation and thrusting, especially at work or driving).
Wow - that is a lot of desire and imagination. I see I'll have to pay more attention in traffic, too - not defensive driving, but to see who doesn't have both hands on the wheel. Don't suppose you'd consider carpooling???
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Old 04-06-2012, 02:04 AM   #216
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Old 04-06-2012, 03:17 AM   #217
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lol sorry to laugh and great pic!!!!
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Old 04-06-2012, 08:11 AM   #218
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After my divorce my ex mother in law visited and was her usual self. My bf and I "played" with an extremely endowed cucumber, which promptly ended up in her next salad! poor woman died several years later and I've felt a little bad since.
That is fucking hilarious

It was nice to have you stop by in my VIP lounge the other day. You have a fun, twisted sense of humor that immediately attracts me to you.

PS. I would LOVE to eat the cucumber, but I'm also the kiny pervert who asks girls to squirt into a glass so I can drink it.
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Old 04-07-2012, 01:39 AM   #219
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Old 04-08-2012, 01:35 AM   #220
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Drinking the juices out of a glass would only have its desired effect if you looked one straight in the eye, drank it down, slowly licked your lips, and then full-on kissed back to share the taste.
Mmmm... Wow, Teresa. You are a deliciously wicked little slut. You please me very, very much.
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:45 PM   #221
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Old 04-08-2012, 11:54 PM   #222
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toothbrush holder, electric toothbrush, cucumber, banana, nylabone
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Old 11-10-2012, 08:08 PM   #223
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Old 11-10-2012, 09:44 PM   #224
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Old 11-10-2012, 09:45 PM   #225
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Surprisingly, it was the best of them lol
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