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02-28-2012, 10:12 PM
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milk mama teasecake
thesweetsweetness is offline
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Originally Posted by Friendly_Guy
I love that wonderful old lady!
As for shower heads...yeah they just don't work for guys. I once thought it would be fun to see if the jet in a hot tub would be fun against my 'manly business'.....
It was not.
It just hurt a lot.
Yet I'd seen a woman or two in a hot tub trying desperately to keep everyone from noticing that her eyes were rolling back in her head because of how she was sitting near the jets.
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Hot tub jets are the best. 
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02-28-2012, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by thesweetsweetness
Hot tub jets are the best. |
Feel free to tell us why in more detail.... |
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02-28-2012, 10:19 PM
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milk mama teasecake
thesweetsweetness is offline
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Originally Posted by Friendly_Guy
Feel free to tell us why in more detail.... |
Uhmm.. They are quite powerful and possibly the most efficient uh, device I have ever tried. Course the added excitement of attempting to hide public masturbation is pretty fun too.
Last water jet I abused was at Great Wolf Lodge. There weren't many other guests around, but that place has a ton of lifeguards. I'm sure they all know exactly where the jets are and can tell right off when someone is getting off. 
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02-28-2012, 10:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thesweetsweetness
Uhmm.. They are quite powerful and possibly the most efficient uh, device I have ever tried. Course the added excitement of attempting to hide public masturbation is pretty fun too.
Last water jet I abused was at Great Wolf Lodge. There weren't many other guests around, but that place has a ton of lifeguards. I'm sure they all know exactly where the jets are and can tell right off when someone is getting off. |
I approve of this post.
Goodness me...I think it was the part about hiding public masturbation that I liked the best.  |
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02-28-2012, 10:24 PM
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milk mama teasecake
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Originally Posted by Friendly_Guy
I approve of this post.
Goodness me...I think it was the part about hiding public masturbation that I liked the best. |
*attempts to retain innocence.*
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02-28-2012, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by thesweetsweetness
*attempts to retain innocence.* |
I'll pretend I still see the innocence....
(But only pretend...) |
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02-28-2012, 10:28 PM
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milk mama teasecake
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Originally Posted by Friendly_Guy
I'll pretend I still see the innocence....
(But only pretend...)
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Hehehe... Works for me. 
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02-28-2012, 10:37 PM
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NBF NWE
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Originally Posted by thesweetsweetness
*attempts to retain innocence.* |
Good luck with that. |
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02-28-2012, 10:43 PM
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milk mama teasecake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick0311
Good luck with that.
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Hey! 
I'm innocent-ish.
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02-28-2012, 10:50 PM
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NBF NWE
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Originally Posted by thesweetsweetness
Hey!
I'm innocent-ish. |
Yeah I am the pope-ish. |
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02-28-2012, 10:55 PM
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milk mama teasecake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick0311
Yeah I am the pope-ish.
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Damn you. You about made me spit girl scout cookie all over my computer.
That's a bigger sin than spilt beer!
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02-28-2012, 11:02 PM
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NBF NWE
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Originally Posted by thesweetsweetness
Damn you. You about made me spit girl scout cookie all over my computer.
That's a bigger sin than spilt beer! |
What kind of girl scout cookie?
Well I guess that answers one question about you. |
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02-28-2012, 11:16 PM
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milk mama teasecake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick0311
What kind of girl scout cookie?
Well I guess that answers one question about you.
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Thin mint.
Wait, what question was answered?? 
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03-01-2012, 05:31 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by thesweetsweetness
Thin mint.
Wait, what question was answered?? |
Thin mint? That is a talent! |
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03-06-2012, 10:52 PM
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Nature's Child
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Many, many years ago in the 80s...I used this:
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03-07-2012, 12:15 AM
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Lol I owned one .. Was innocent and young to use it for anything more than for its intended purpose
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03-07-2012, 12:24 AM
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hairbrush, pillow, detachable shower head, squeezing thighs together, edge of chair or sofa.
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03-07-2012, 12:25 AM
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VanessaVixen is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mrsexyman
men are stuck with just their hands, but females seem to have the ability to use different things...
what have you used?
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A hair dryer, a pillow, a makeup brush, marker pens, and I'm sure various other random items that don't immediately come to mind. |
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03-07-2012, 01:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatwa_Morgana
A Barbie Doll. You'd be surprised how good it feels!
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03-07-2012, 04:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pandapompom
brilliant |
But poor Ken seems t have been left out!! |
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03-08-2012, 04:56 PM
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Nature's Child
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Quote:
Originally Posted by badliver_mustbepunished
Lol I owned one .. Was innocent and young to use it for anything more than for its intended purpose
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Well, I wasn't too innocent.
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03-08-2012, 05:04 PM
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Ive used candles,fruit,bottles,hair brushes, it all depends on the shape or the size when it comes to masturbating.Ive also used shower heads now and again but now mostly toys.
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03-08-2012, 05:33 PM
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Experienced
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picture
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Last edited by htobeme5 : 03-08-2012 at 05:38 PM.
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03-13-2012, 01:26 AM
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Really Experienced
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Hm, never a pillow - but a rolled up blanket since I was quite young. If there's not a blanket around I've been able to use articles of clothing in place of it which is convenient other than that it's been a screwdriver and hairbrush handle before I got proper toys! |
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03-13-2012, 11:03 AM
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Really Really Experienced
Holly1990 is offline
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I've been massively frustrated recently and I just used a banana last night with a ribbed condom over it. It was pretty great but I felt silly afterwards hehe
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