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Old 02-28-2012, 10:12 PM   #176
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I love that wonderful old lady!

As for shower heads...yeah they just don't work for guys. I once thought it would be fun to see if the jet in a hot tub would be fun against my 'manly business'.....

It was not.

It just hurt a lot.

Yet I'd seen a woman or two in a hot tub trying desperately to keep everyone from noticing that her eyes were rolling back in her head because of how she was sitting near the jets.
Hot tub jets are the best.
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:12 PM   #177
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Hot tub jets are the best.
Feel free to tell us why in more detail....
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:19 PM   #178
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Feel free to tell us why in more detail....
Uhmm.. They are quite powerful and possibly the most efficient uh, device I have ever tried. Course the added excitement of attempting to hide public masturbation is pretty fun too.

Last water jet I abused was at Great Wolf Lodge. There weren't many other guests around, but that place has a ton of lifeguards. I'm sure they all know exactly where the jets are and can tell right off when someone is getting off.
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:21 PM   #179
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Uhmm.. They are quite powerful and possibly the most efficient uh, device I have ever tried. Course the added excitement of attempting to hide public masturbation is pretty fun too.

Last water jet I abused was at Great Wolf Lodge. There weren't many other guests around, but that place has a ton of lifeguards. I'm sure they all know exactly where the jets are and can tell right off when someone is getting off.
I approve of this post.

Goodness me...I think it was the part about hiding public masturbation that I liked the best.
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:24 PM   #180
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I approve of this post.

Goodness me...I think it was the part about hiding public masturbation that I liked the best.
*attempts to retain innocence.*
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:26 PM   #181
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*attempts to retain innocence.*
I'll pretend I still see the innocence....

(But only pretend...)
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:28 PM   #182
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I'll pretend I still see the innocence....

(But only pretend...)
Hehehe... Works for me.
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:37 PM   #183
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*attempts to retain innocence.*
Good luck with that.
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:43 PM   #184
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Good luck with that.
Hey!

I'm innocent-ish.
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:50 PM   #185
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Hey!

I'm innocent-ish.
Yeah I am the pope-ish.
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:55 PM   #186
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Yeah I am the pope-ish.
Damn you. You about made me spit girl scout cookie all over my computer.
That's a bigger sin than spilt beer!
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:02 PM   #187
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Damn you. You about made me spit girl scout cookie all over my computer.
That's a bigger sin than spilt beer!
What kind of girl scout cookie?

Well I guess that answers one question about you.
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Old 02-28-2012, 11:16 PM   #188
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What kind of girl scout cookie?

Well I guess that answers one question about you.
Thin mint.

Wait, what question was answered??
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Old 03-01-2012, 05:31 AM   #189
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Thin mint.

Wait, what question was answered??
Thin mint? That is a talent!
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Old 03-06-2012, 10:52 PM   #190
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Many, many years ago in the 80s...I used this:
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:15 AM   #191
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Lol I owned one .. Was innocent and young to use it for anything more than for its intended purpose
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:24 AM   #192
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hairbrush, pillow, detachable shower head, squeezing thighs together, edge of chair or sofa.
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:25 AM   #193
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men are stuck with just their hands, but females seem to have the ability to use different things...

what have you used?
A hair dryer, a pillow, a makeup brush, marker pens, and I'm sure various other random items that don't immediately come to mind.
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Old 03-07-2012, 01:37 PM   #194
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A Barbie Doll. You'd be surprised how good it feels!
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Old 03-07-2012, 04:29 PM   #195
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But poor Ken seems t have been left out!!
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Old 03-08-2012, 04:56 PM   #196
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Lol I owned one .. Was innocent and young to use it for anything more than for its intended purpose
Well, I wasn't too innocent.
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Old 03-08-2012, 05:04 PM   #197
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Ive used candles,fruit,bottles,hair brushes, it all depends on the shape or the size when it comes to masturbating.Ive also used shower heads now and again but now mostly toys.
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Old 03-08-2012, 05:33 PM   #198
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Old 03-13-2012, 01:26 AM   #199
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Hm, never a pillow - but a rolled up blanket since I was quite young. If there's not a blanket around I've been able to use articles of clothing in place of it which is convenient other than that it's been a screwdriver and hairbrush handle before I got proper toys!
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Old 03-13-2012, 11:03 AM   #200
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I've been massively frustrated recently and I just used a banana last night with a ribbed condom over it. It was pretty great but I felt silly afterwards hehe
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