I survived the Rapture
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Saint Peter
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I have not seen Laurel around.
I am concerned.
I am concerned.
butters
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redheadedtxn
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The sky didn't suck me up. I'm good!
evesdream
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First laugh of the day.
Colonel Hogan
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This is the point. We need to be aware of any spike in the number of missing persons cases in the news and within our social networks. If a handful of people who've always seemed generous, even-tempered and who generally command respect are suddenly missing, the rest of us could be screwed.
Attended church services today. All the usual suspects were there, as expected.
evesdream
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I'm sure the holy bible doesn't say anything about replicant-clones, but do you think it's a possibility?
Colonel Hogan
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With God, anything is possible (as you may have heard). But consider his motive. If he did snatch up his "elect" yesterday, he wants you to realize it. Getting the rest of us malingerers "spooked" enough to repent would be one of the reasons for the rapture. There would be no reason to replace the Holy with paper angels.
Of course, I'm still here, so I think you're pretty safe for now.
evesdream
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Wait a minute, who made you number one....Jesus said he loved ME!
ivantheterrible
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waves................
i'm still here. i never expected to get a ride anyway. i AM a bastard. original meaning, conceived out of wedlock, can't enter a temple, so no saving me. and i don't believe anyway.
i'm still here. i never expected to get a ride anyway. i AM a bastard. original meaning, conceived out of wedlock, can't enter a temple, so no saving me. and i don't believe anyway.
kotori
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You went to the wrong people. The Righteous are the ones leaving; the self-righteous stay here with the rest of us sinners.
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40-something pervert seeks virgin to deflower on her 18th birthday...
Oh, sorry, wrong thread.
Oh, sorry, wrong thread.
That's right, what was I thinking...
butters
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Beco
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The day isnt over yet...
satindesire
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Actually it is. The Rapture was supposed to happen yesterday at 6.
I personally don't think Jeezy would be rude enough to snatch everyone away while they're eating supper, but that's just me.
phrodeau
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Jesus was last seen rising up into the sky. We can assume he'll come down the same way.
Zechariah 14 describes God landing on the Mount of Olives and cracking it in two. Sounds something like a meteor impact.
So watch for a zombie crash-landing near Jerusalem.
Zechariah 14 describes God landing on the Mount of Olives and cracking it in two. Sounds something like a meteor impact.
So watch for a zombie crash-landing near Jerusalem.
HB1965
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I really need to keep you away from the young girls in my family.
CaptainKirk
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Still here. Not 'worthy' enough, I guess... or maybe because I slept through the whole thing so I missed it.
Personally, I wanted to give them an extra day to do their thing. Hey, it took six days just to create the Earth (supposedly); going through 6 billion + people is going to take awhile, even for a Messiah.
Personally, I wanted to give them an extra day to do their thing. Hey, it took six days just to create the Earth (supposedly); going through 6 billion + people is going to take awhile, even for a Messiah.
Honey123
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at approximately 5:30 p.m. on Saturday, the sky where I live went totally dark, the wind kicked up and I thought..'holy shit..I cannot believe this is happening!!!!' but, then it rained really hard for about an hour, the sun then came out and we continued with our outdoor party...
