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05-06-2011, 10:21 PM
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Green Goddess
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Originally Posted by TE999
Quite true. I'm looking the big seven-oh in the eye and I still have the heart and mind of a young man...in a couple of jars on my desk. 
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And you forsook his balls?
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone. 
~ TE999
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05-06-2011, 10:22 PM
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Green Goddess
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Originally Posted by MagicaPractica
Did I miss the party?
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Hello! Long time. Where have you been?
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Out now, on eXcessica and in print on Amazon: Shelter From The Storm and Spell of Appalachia.
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone. 
~ TE999
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05-06-2011, 10:23 PM
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Paralyzer
MagicaPractica is offline
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Originally Posted by McKenna
*Pounce!*
How's that baby girl of yours?!
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*giggles* Beautiful! 22 pounds and 29 3/4 inches long, just over a year old. Your little one?
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Originally Posted by The_Fool
*smoooooooooches*
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 I miss your poetry.
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05-06-2011, 10:23 PM
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Cirque du Freak
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I also have several human hearts and a finger in jars.
I kiss my mom with my forked tongue, bitches.
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05-06-2011, 10:24 PM
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Paralyzer
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Originally Posted by SweetWitch
Hello! Long time. Where have you been?
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Catering to a very demanding little soul.  I still pop in and read regularly, particularly look for your interesting observations. 
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05-06-2011, 10:27 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Originally Posted by The_Fool
Abs has his cock and his balls.
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She has an entire collection of male genitalia.
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Originally Posted by sophia jane
I could so do without that image.
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Me too. It still hurts when it rains. 
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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05-06-2011, 10:28 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetWitch
And you forsook his balls?
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I don't swing that way, babe. 
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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05-06-2011, 10:28 PM
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Green Goddess
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ABSTRUSE
I also have several human hearts and a finger in jars.
I kiss my mom with my forked tongue, bitches.
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Bitches, is it? Who told you?
Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicaPractica
Catering to a very demanding little soul.  I still pop in and read regularly, particularly look for your interesting observations. 
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They can be demanding. I bribed mine with a little TV and a pedicure. 
__________________
Out now, on eXcessica and in print on Amazon: Shelter From The Storm and Spell of Appalachia.
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone. 
~ TE999
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05-06-2011, 10:29 PM
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smiling for the camera
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Originally Posted by MagicaPractica
*giggles* Beautiful! 22 pounds and 29 3/4 inches long, just over a year old. Your little one?
 I miss your poetry.
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What poetry?
I think it dried up and moved to Vegas.
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05-06-2011, 10:29 PM
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Green Goddess
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TE999
I don't swing that way, babe. 
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Your balls don't swing?
__________________
Out now, on eXcessica and in print on Amazon: Shelter From The Storm and Spell of Appalachia.
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone. 
~ TE999
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05-06-2011, 10:30 PM
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Decked Out
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Fool
What poetry?
I think it dried up and moved to Vegas.
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Say it ain't so! 
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05-06-2011, 10:31 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Fool
What poetry?
I think it dried up and moved to Vegas.
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We'll get Mistress Lynn over here...she'll get your poetic juices flowing again. 
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I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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05-06-2011, 10:32 PM
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smiling for the camera
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You know, all this talk about balls with Abs in the thread is starting to get uncomfortable.
When I smooch her, I keep them covered, just in case. When she wears that pink frilly nightie, I run away screaming.
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05-06-2011, 10:32 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicaPractica
*giggles* Beautiful! 22 pounds and 29 3/4 inches long, just over a year old. Your little one?
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He's about the same size at 11 months! 21 pounds, 29 inches. Long and lean with the sweetest personality, ever. I just adore him, and yes I'm biased!
Quote:
Originally Posted by ABSTRUSE
I also have several human hearts and a finger in jars.
I kiss my mom with my forked tongue, bitches.
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One side for each of her eyeballs. Nice.
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05-06-2011, 10:33 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Fool
You know, all this talk about balls with Abs in the thread is starting to get uncomfortable.
When I smooch her, I keep them covered, just in case. When she wears that pink frilly nightie, I run away screaming.
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You mean pink frilly nightie, right?!
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05-06-2011, 10:33 PM
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smiling for the camera
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sophia jane
Say it ain't so! 
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Some gets written. Few and far between.
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05-06-2011, 10:33 PM
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Cirque du Freak
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Isn't this nice? I wish we could bring back Perdita for a day.
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05-06-2011, 10:33 PM
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Wutchu talkin bout Willis
TE999 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetWitch
Your balls don't swing?
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Something gets in their way.  It's not my boxers either.
__________________
I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused.
Never be led astray into the paths of virtue.
Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.
Life is but active anguish in a context of flux.
"Popularity is not whether people like you, it's how many people would like you to like them." Anon.
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce
"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun ..." 'Only the Good Die Young' Billy Joel
TE's stories: http://www.literotica.com/stories/me...ge=submissions
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05-06-2011, 10:33 PM
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Paralyzer
MagicaPractica is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SweetWitch
They can be demanding. I bribed mine with a little TV and a pedicure. 
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TV works sometimes but she hates a pedicure.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Fool
What poetry?
I think it dried up and moved to Vegas.
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Vegas? Bah! There's nothing good in Vegas. It can't be there.
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05-06-2011, 10:35 PM
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Green Goddess
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Fool
You know, all this talk about balls with Abs in the thread is starting to get uncomfortable.
When I smooch her, I keep them covered, just in case. When she wears that pink frilly nightie, I run away screaming.
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Bwaaahaaahaaahaaaaa
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Out now, on eXcessica and in print on Amazon: Shelter From The Storm and Spell of Appalachia.
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SweetWitch is my best friend in all of LitDom, notwithstanding our CURRENT FEUD, and she can post in any thread of mine any time the mood strikes her.
~ Marsh Alien
Welcome to a world of unbridled sensuality, where the only restrictions are from insufficient imagination. A world of fantastic sexual delights and overwhelming passions.
You're about to enter--The Naked Party Zone. 
~ TE999
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05-06-2011, 10:35 PM
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smiling for the camera
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Originally Posted by ABSTRUSE
Isn't this nice? I wish we could bring back Perdita for a day.
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I would love to see her, but she would hate it.
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05-06-2011, 10:35 PM
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Cirque du Freak
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Quote:
Originally Posted by McKenna
You mean pink frilly nightie, right?!
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Don't you have a child to feed or slap or dress gaily?
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05-06-2011, 10:35 PM
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Paralyzer
MagicaPractica is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by McKenna
He's about the same size at 11 months! 21 pounds, 29 inches. Long and lean with the sweetest personality, ever. I just adore him, and yes I'm biased!
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As you should be! I'm shooting for one of the male type next time. (Just hoping next time isn't last Saturday night.  We got a little overenthusiastic and broke a condom. *snicker* )
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05-06-2011, 10:36 PM
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Cirque du Freak
ABSTRUSE is offline
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Originally Posted by The_Fool
I would love to see her, but she would hate it.
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I know...but it would be great to hear her tell someone to put on their big boy/girl pants.
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05-06-2011, 10:36 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ABSTRUSE
Isn't this nice? I wish we could bring back Perdita for a day.
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<gag>
Okay, yeah, maybe. Though she sure got bitchy that last little while. Sometimes bitchy is good, though. I actually thought about her the other day... can't remember what reminded me of her. I wonder about Gauche, too. Did he finally disappear?
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