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Old 08-10-2011, 12:27 AM   #1
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Molly's New Blog

Yes, that's right, our own Molly Wens, our lovable Sweet Witch, has started a new blog and you're all invited to join in the fun. She's beginning with some of her humorous vignettes about how she as a wife, a working mother, an aspiring author and the owner of two slightly psychotic pets copes with life's everyday situations; some of which would try the patience of a saint.

Stop by and say hello at http://mollywens.********.com/ The welcome mat is always out.
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Old 08-10-2011, 08:34 AM   #2
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Yes, that's right, our own Molly Wens, our lovable Sweet Witch, has started a new blog and you're all invited to join in the fun. She's beginning with some of her humorous vignettes about how she as a wife, a working mother, an aspiring author and the owner of two slightly psychotic pets copes with life's everyday situations; some of which would try the patience of a saint.

Stop by and say hello at http://mollywens.********.com/ The welcome mat is always out.
Her amusing style of writing is a treat to read.
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Thanks, guys. You're entirely too sweet. I'll probably put up a new post soon about the joys of using crutches.
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Old 08-10-2011, 09:45 PM   #4
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I just added a new post.
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Old 08-11-2011, 02:19 AM   #5
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Thanks, guys. You're entirely too sweet. I'll probably put up a new post soon about the joys of using crutches.
Crutches? Wha hoppen, sweetie?
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"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 08-11-2011, 08:47 AM   #6
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Crutches? Wha hoppen, sweetie?
I walked. Did I mention my nickname as a kid was "Grace"?
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Old 08-12-2011, 01:25 AM   #7
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I walked. Did I mention my nickname as a kid was "Grace"?
Grace, huh? I bet you took up dancing and tightrope walking too.

I like your latest blog post BTW ... that bit about the tree frogs always gives me a laugh.
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Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 08-15-2011, 08:43 PM   #8
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Grace, huh? I bet you took up dancing and tightrope walking too.

I like your latest blog post BTW ... that bit about the tree frogs always gives me a laugh.
He's a pesky little frog. One of his kin lives on my back deck.

I just posted something about termites, if you want to have a look.
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Old 08-15-2011, 10:07 PM   #9
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He's a pesky little frog. One of his kin lives on my back deck.

I just posted something about termites, if you want to have a look.
Termites! Oh man. Those little demons can gobble wood like a kid eating gumdrops. The Formosan species can even eat concrete. New Orleans is infested with them.

I'll go read your tale of woe.
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Artists are misunderstood. Not by people, but by themselves.

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"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain (Samuel L. Clemens)

"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret." Ambrose Bierce

"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Old 08-15-2011, 10:59 PM   #10
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While I admit that I have problems with Argentine ants bedeviling my kitchen, I'll happily deal with them in exchange for a lack of termite. Termites, eeeesh!
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Old 08-15-2011, 11:06 PM   #11
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This termite was the two-legged variety.
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Woohoo! I broke a hundred views. Bonus!
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Is that 'termite' as in pest or termite as in some weirdo who eats wood?
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Hmmm . . . how many hits do you have to get before you can start selling advertising?
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Is that 'termite' as in pest or termite as in some weirdo who eats wood?
As in small child throwing a fit and kicking a hole in a wall.

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Hmmm . . . how many hits do you have to get before you can start selling advertising?
I don't know. About a million, I guess.
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Has a temper, has she? I wonder where she got that?



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I don't know. About a million, I guess.
Nah, can't be that many. Maybe a hundred thousand.
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Nah, can't be that many. Maybe a hundred thousand.
No comment and way more than I have.
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Old 08-16-2011, 01:29 AM   #18
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Woohoo! I broke a hundred views. Bonus!
Congrats, Molly! Your blog entries always make me laugh. You lead an interesting life. I'm sure hundreds more views will follow.
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"When my ugly ol' car won't climb the hill, I'll write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill." 'Heavy Fuel' Dire Straits

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Oh joy unbounded. I really do wish I could write like that. . . . . .
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Oh joy unbounded. I really do wish I could write like that. . . . . .
All it takes is a lot of frustration and a touch of rage.

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Congrats, Molly! Your blog entries always make me laugh. You lead an interesting life. I'm sure hundreds more views will follow.
Thanks, Tom.
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Sure beats writing about the latest United States Tax Court cases. Even the one about the phony racehorse tax shelter.
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Sure beats writing about the latest United States Tax Court cases. Even the one about the phony racehorse tax shelter.
Ugh. That sounds tedious as hell.
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Old 08-18-2011, 12:50 AM   #23
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Here's a new post, just for the ladies. Things I Do That Really Irritate My Husband
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Old 08-19-2011, 01:00 AM   #24
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Tonight's post is about the trials and tribulations of planning a day off work.
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