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Old 03-08-2017, 12:07 AM   #1
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lacandy, Happy Birthday

Well it's midnight here on the East Coast. So I want to kick off her Birthday Bash. Let's wish this fine lady a happy Lit birthday.



A big birthday affair, planned he
T'was to be a naughty soiree
One of those events
With spicy presents
For the Litster known as Candy

There was a large man in her cake
Who was a classic beefsteak
A stripper named Jacque
Clothed just in one sock
That covered his generous snake

Candy was the first to suggest
That her guests get undressed
There was a long pause
Then followed applause
When all saw her bountiful breasts

The guests all coupled and played
Using chairs and even the buffet
The girls without boys
Unwrapped the new toys
There were even a few three-ways

I hope you have a wonderful day. Happy Birthday Sweetheart 💋

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Old 03-08-2017, 12:11 AM   #2
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(all because I have no words...thanks for making me smile lots!!)
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Old 03-08-2017, 12:12 AM   #3
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See, I popped the first one today for you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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Old 03-08-2017, 12:13 AM   #4
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Happy Birthday!!!! Make your day as fabulous as you are!! *kisses*
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Old 03-08-2017, 12:16 AM   #5
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Happy Birthday LACandy, I hope you have the most awesome birthday ever!!!!
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Old 03-08-2017, 12:18 AM   #6
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Happy Birthday! hope its a great celebration for you with lots of fun and cake!
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Old 03-08-2017, 12:20 AM   #7
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Happy Birthday to a classy lady. I hope the day is full of all the things that are special to you.
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Old 03-08-2017, 12:21 AM   #8
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Happy Birthday Candy!!! Do something fun, or something nasty Well, everything nasty is fun, so do both
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Old 03-08-2017, 12:27 AM   #9
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Old 03-08-2017, 12:30 AM   #10
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Old 03-08-2017, 12:34 AM   #11
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Old 03-08-2017, 01:07 AM   #12
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Old 03-08-2017, 01:31 AM   #13
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Awww...Happy Happy Birthday to my girl...

I hope today is filled with everything you are- --light kindness compassion smiles and warmth...you are the best mom and friend...

I love you so...ty for being such a beautiful loving friend ...I pray that this next year brings all your dreams come true...and ty for making my other friend so happy

Mein Tumse Pyar karti hoon (I love you hindi style)...
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Old 03-08-2017, 01:34 AM   #14
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Celebrate your birthday in that nurse's outfit Seriously, best to ya
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Old 03-08-2017, 01:38 AM   #15
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Celebrate your birthday in that nurse's outfit Seriously, best to ya
Hey wait...what?...omg...SHE stole my rags
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Old 03-08-2017, 01:39 AM   #16
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Old 03-08-2017, 01:44 AM   #17
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Old 03-08-2017, 01:47 AM   #18
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I would drop a pear envisioning you in that
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Old 03-08-2017, 01:51 AM   #19
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I would drop a pear envisioning you in that
Just a pear?...
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Probably the whole bushel of fruit
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Old 03-08-2017, 01:52 AM   #21
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Probably the whole bushel of fruit
Well ok...that shows devotion...Im in
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Old 03-08-2017, 03:15 AM   #22
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Old 03-08-2017, 04:02 AM   #23
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Happy birthday my angel...One of my oldest and most wonderful friends on lit...Oh and OD sends a spank too...
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Old 03-08-2017, 04:23 AM   #24
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Old 03-08-2017, 04:37 AM   #25
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