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Old 07-29-2012, 03:06 AM   #1
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Ladies what's the wierdest thing you stuck in you're pussy?

Ladies what's the wierdest object you used to masturbate with? Tell me and maybe you could share the story too
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Old 07-29-2012, 03:19 AM   #2
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So far a beer bottle is winning
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:09 AM   #3
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The weirdest? Wow that's actually hard to choose from. Before I had toys, I used a lot of household objects. I almost became obsessed with sticking random phallic shaped objects inside myself. I've stuck veggies, the handle of the original swiffer sweeper- with the nubs on it *shudder*, but I guess the weirdest has to be the handle of a toilet brush (unused). I realized that if I lay the brush end on the rug, I could get enough resistance to hump it was my lover ; p
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:17 AM   #4
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The weirdest? Wow that's actually hard to choose from. Before I had toys, I used a lot of household objects. I almost became obsessed with sticking random phallic shaped objects inside myself. I've stuck veggies, the handle of the original swiffer sweeper- with the nubs on it *shudder*, but I guess the weirdest has to be the handle of a toilet brush (unused). I realized that if I lay the brush end on the rug, I could get enough resistance to hump it was my lover ; p
Would love to watch that
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:31 AM   #5
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Wink objects in pussy

my wife has had our daughters arm up hers.....
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:45 AM   #6
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The weirdest? Wow that's actually hard to choose from. Before I had toys, I used a lot of household objects. I almost became obsessed with sticking random phallic shaped objects inside myself. I've stuck veggies, the handle of the original swiffer sweeper- with the nubs on it *shudder*, but I guess the weirdest has to be the handle of a toilet brush (unused). I realized that if I lay the brush end on the rug, I could get enough resistance to hump it was my lover ; p
Yeah, there's this amazing handle on one of my household items....*shivers*
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Old 07-29-2012, 01:06 PM   #7
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my wife has had our daughters arm up hers.....

Please tell more
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Old 07-29-2012, 01:16 PM   #8
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I was talking to someone yesterday and they told me about using a barbie when she was younger (as a dildo)
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Old 07-29-2012, 01:39 PM   #9
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Would love to watch that
In the pluming section of walmart there is a small yellow plunger that one would use on a sink - it has a handle that is Perfect to use as a dildo for a woman or prostate massager for a male. got it, put it downstairs in my pluming section and wife found it, accused me of not properly hiding my toys, took some tiime to convince her that it was a plunger - had to actually show her next time we went to wal mart but she knew that I got it in hopes of using it on her one evening.
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Old 07-29-2012, 01:41 PM   #10
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my wife has had our daughters arm up hers.....
A whole arm? Hopefully your daughter was eighteen or older at the time and your wife is loose as hell then.
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Old 07-29-2012, 02:32 PM   #11
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Weirdness

Yes please explain the daughter wife thing, i still think the beer bottle is crazy
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Old 07-29-2012, 03:47 PM   #12
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Yes please explain the daughter wife thing, i still think the beer bottle is crazy
Not just beer bottles. There are lots of cool shaped liquor bottles out there, too.
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Old 07-29-2012, 03:55 PM   #13
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Wife likes wine and beer bottles , bananas and even one of those roll on deodourant containers. Cucumbers too.
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Old 07-29-2012, 03:58 PM   #14
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Uh, the handle of a fork (it was about as thick as my thumb and made of black plastic) was pretty weird, for me.
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Old 07-29-2012, 10:26 PM   #15
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While at the office my husband wanted me to send him a photo of something different. I went with a Sharipe marker.... Made for a great photo.
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:27 PM   #17
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Did you use it in a salad afterwards?
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:30 PM   #18
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Did you use it in a salad afterwards?

Why....no...I didn't.
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:32 PM   #19
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Why....no...I didn't.
Ok I was just curious. I knew a girl who allegedly used a cucumber, and then put it in a salad for dinner.
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:36 PM   #20
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I gotta start eating more veggies
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:39 PM   #21
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I thought the daughter thing was a joke about pregnancy?
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Old 07-30-2012, 12:35 AM   #22
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I thought the daughter thing was a joke about pregnancy?
Could be. Not quote an appropriate "joke" when this is a sexual site with sexual topics in a Fetish board, though.
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Old 07-30-2012, 12:39 AM   #23
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"Everything but the kitchen sink.."

That would have been my answer. You know, if I was female.
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Old 07-30-2012, 12:39 AM   #24
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Wife likes wine and beer bottles , bananas and even one of those roll on deodourant containers. Cucumbers too.
Ahhh yes the roll on bottle was one of my first "toys". I really like my curling iron though.
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Old 07-30-2012, 12:48 AM   #25
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Ahhh yes the roll on bottle was one of my first "toys". I really like my curling iron though.
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