Old 04-09-2011, 11:23 AM   #1
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Welcome to my Harem....It's the raddest baddest place to be...and hell, to FLIRT with me!

Let me toss aside my fuzzy pimpette hat and chill with my boys.....

*Bats eyelashes* Hi boys....
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Old 04-09-2011, 11:55 AM   #2
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Welcome to my Harem....It's the raddest baddest place to be...and hell, to FLIRT with me!

Let me toss aside my fuzzy pimpette hat and chill with my boys.....

*Bats eyelashes* Hi boys....
Well it looks as if I am the first to join but at my age I am hardly a boy,,,,,,,,,
doe that disquailfy me?
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Old 04-09-2011, 11:57 AM   #3
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Lol...so are we supposed to be your bitches and hoes?
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Old 04-09-2011, 12:13 PM   #5
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Well it looks as if I am the first to join but at my age I am hardly a boy,,,,,,,,,
doe that disquailfy me?
Coffee, age is just a number. Welcome....you are my Coffee Bitch!

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Lol...so are we supposed to be your bitches and hoes?
Absolutely, papa! Now pay up!

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Old 04-09-2011, 12:17 PM   #6
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Old 04-09-2011, 12:29 PM   #7
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Old 04-09-2011, 12:33 PM   #8
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It's a gifted one!
I'm sure it is. I'd love to hear more about it
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Old 04-09-2011, 12:40 PM   #9
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Oh...no no no .....this is MY harem. You must do what I say!
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yes, maam! *bows before you*
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LOL Wow, how does one get signed up for the harem?
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*walks over to the fridge on my knees, gets you a Bud Light, then carries it over on a silver tray*
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Old 04-09-2011, 01:00 PM   #14
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LOL Wow, how does one get signed up for the harem?
You have to impress me somehow.....good luck!

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That's impressive....you're in Dark!
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Old 04-09-2011, 01:08 PM   #16
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Hi pimpette, how are you?How does one join your harem
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if I shake my moneymaker, they may pay me to put it away lol
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Old 04-09-2011, 01:11 PM   #19
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Hi Adam.....so you wanna be one of my bitches, eh???? You must impress me. Good luck!
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It's all about confidence.....I will train you well!
I'm easily trainable, and I'm already housebroken lol
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there are different ways to impress pimpette, depends which way you prefer...
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I'm easily trainable, and I'm already housebroken lol
That is a plus, Dark! I am not a fan of a man peeing on the rim of the toilet and not wiping it off, tho. THAT pisses me off! It's disgusting. Would you want ME to pee on the seat and leave it???? *GAG*
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That is a plus, Dark! I am not a fan of a man peeing on the rim of the toilet and not wiping it off, tho. THAT pisses me off! It's disgusting. Would you want ME to pee on the seat and leave it???? *GAG*
In general, I'm not in to peeing. But you never know.....stranger things have happened lol
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In general, I'm not in to peeing. But you never know.....stranger things have happened lol
Gosh, I so suck at being impressive. I'll just have to loiter and give it the old college try LOL. LMAO at the peeing on the seat rim, guys in your neck of the woods don't lift it, let alone put it back down?
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