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I have a really sexy female friend who is just getting into written erotica. I've been forwarding her stories to read, and she's beginning to discover that she can get extremely worked up over the right prose. She was an English major in school and does a lot of writing for a living, so certain things very common in internet writing are a real turn-off for her. Cliche, poor grammar and spelling, poorly motivated actions, moronic or pompous narrators, and confusing shifts of viewpoint all distract her from achieving what is my ultimate goal -- getting turned on.

So I have a question for you longtime Lit readers: What are the best-written hot stories on Lit? What stories turn you on the most but still represent truly high-quality work? Who would you nominate for the Lit equivalent of the Booker Prize or the Fiction Pulitzer? What stories are the best of the best?

Thanks for your help. I'll make a Lit reader out of this girl yet!
 
I have a really sexy female friend who is just getting into written erotica. I've been forwarding her stories to read, and she's beginning to discover that she can get extremely worked up over the right prose. She was an English major in school and does a lot of writing for a living, so certain things very common in internet writing are a real turn-off for her. Cliche, poor grammar and spelling, poorly motivated actions, moronic or pompous narrators, and confusing shifts of viewpoint all distract her from achieving what is my ultimate goal -- getting turned on.

So I have a question for you longtime Lit readers: What are the best-written hot stories on Lit? What stories turn you on the most but still represent truly high-quality work? Who would you nominate for the Lit equivalent of the Booker Prize or the Fiction Pulitzer? What stories are the best of the best?

Thanks for your help. I'll make a Lit reader out of this girl yet!

That's a loaded question! :D

I think I won't step on anyone's toes when mentioning the following authors:

Colleen Thomas
Daniellekitten
Selena_Kitt
Dr. Marbeuse
JazCullen

It depends of course as well on what rocks your boat.
 
Does she want hetero smut? Lesbian? Real lesbians, or fake porn lesbian? Does she prefer hot men getting it on for the female gaze? Vanilla in any of these categories, or does power inequality-- otherwise known as BDSM-- get her going? How about werewolves, vampires, elves?

We have some drilling down to do here...
 
I have a really sexy female friend who is just getting into written erotica. I've been forwarding her stories to read, and she's beginning to discover that she can get extremely worked up over the right prose. She was an English major in school and does a lot of writing for a living, so certain things very common in internet writing are a real turn-off for her. Cliche, poor grammar and spelling, poorly motivated actions, moronic or pompous narrators, and confusing shifts of viewpoint all distract her from achieving what is my ultimate goal -- getting turned on.

So I have a question for you longtime Lit readers: What are the best-written hot stories on Lit? What stories turn you on the most but still represent truly high-quality work? Who would you nominate for the Lit equivalent of the Booker Prize or the Fiction Pulitzer? What stories are the best of the best?

Thanks for your help. I'll make a Lit reader out of this girl yet!

Actually, to be modestly honest, no other writer has come close to writing consistant quality stories as BOSTONFICTIONWRITER under the names of BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, Andtheend, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and now as SuperHeroRalph.

He/she is one of the few writers who constantly writes in every category. Having posted nearly 900 stories and nearly 100 poems, he/she has published more than 6 million words that have amassed more than 30 million reads and counting.

There's not another writer on this site who has accomplished more in less time. He/she is the writer with the most read story in all of 2010, I Love You Mommy.

Since no one else will nominate me or give me the respect that I so deserve, I nominate myself, BOSTONFICTIONWRITER, aka Andtheend, CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, WmForrester, and SuperHeroRalph.

Thank you for allowing me to self-promote myself. Otherwise, I'm very shy.

 
Does she want hetero smut? Lesbian? Real lesbians, or fake porn lesbian? Does she prefer hot men getting it on for the female gaze? Vanilla in any of these categories, or does power inequality-- otherwise known as BDSM-- get her going? How about werewolves, vampires, elves?

We have some drilling down to do here...

Good point. Here's what we know so far based on what she's liked so far:

  • Basic hetero smut
  • Threesomes and group scenarios
  • Coming of age stories
  • Light bdsm

It's a pretty small sample size that we're working with so far, though, so I don't think this is the be-all end-all of the matter. I don't know how she'd feel about vampires or elves, for instance.

Thanks for your help!
 
Good point. Here's what we know so far based on what she's liked so far:

  • Basic hetero smut
  • Threesomes and group scenarios
  • Coming of age stories
  • Light bdsm

It's a pretty small sample size that we're working with so far, though, so I don't think this is the be-all end-all of the matter. I don't know how she'd feel about vampires or elves, for instance.

Thanks for your help!

How about a young woman's first time bound between two male blood-sucking elves?
 
I'm blushing. I feel so innocent. So overwhelmed by the decadence.
 
If all she wants is smut, with neither literary merit nor pretensions, she could do worse than to read some of my dirty stories. I do quite well in terms of grammar, spelling, etc.
 
If all she wants is smut, with neither literary merit nor pretensions, she could do worse than to read some of my dirty stories. I do quite well in terms of grammar, spelling, etc.

Literary aspiration is fine, as long as (a) it's successful, and (b) it doesn't get in the way of the smut. I'll check your stuff out.
 
Once More Into the Breach

as someone or other wrote. Anyway, dweaver999's Valerie series. Sir_Nathan's brilliant Culture_Shock.
 
You could always check out the toplists for the highest rated stories here. Most of the the authors mentioned in this thread will be there.

ETA: What the heck, since others are self promoting, tell her to check out my Chase Cooder and White Trash stories, though I certainly wouldn't rank them among the best.
 
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You could always check out the toplists for the highest rated stories here. Most of the the authors mentioned in this thread will be there.

Quite right, jomar, although see also some of the comments on the whole voting system as popularity contest or a chance for the trolls to bash or promoters to promote.
 
the best of the best...

So I have a question for you longtime Lit readers: What are the best-written hot stories on Lit? What stories turn you on the most but still represent truly high-quality work? Who would you nominate for the Lit equivalent of the Booker Prize or the Fiction Pulitzer? What stories are the best of the best?

You’ve been getting some pretty poor advice so far. Unfortunatey AHland isn’t the place to find “Lit Readers”. Or authors for that matter! The non-writing lesbian left wouldn’t know a good story if they tripped over it!

If I was you I would start with the authors the LITEROTICA reading public has chosen as their favorites. And with the stories they chose as their favorites. Here they are:

8 FAVORITE AUTHORS:

scouries
Slickman
Many Feathers
BarondeSade
alwayswantedto
sarahhh
rgjohn

9 FAVORITEST STORIES:

"Daddy?" I Whispered
Hunted
Mom Takes A Ride
"Ohhh...Mommy," I Groaned
Breastfeeding My Brother
Sister Sucks Sleeping Sibling
Katie's Massage
My Virgin Sister
A Mother and Her Son


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[size=+2]Gabrielle L.[/size]
President, A.I.R.
Secretery of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story clubs
Miami Beach, Florida
 
I'd be a fool if I didn't throw my hat in the ring. I don't know what your friend likes, but I've dabbled in many categories.
 
Quite right, jomar, although see also some of the comments on the whole voting system as popularity contest or a chance for the trolls to bash or promoters to promote.

Particularly during the contests.
 
Good point. Here's what we know so far based on what she's liked so far:

  • Basic hetero smut
  • Threesomes and group scenarios
  • Coming of age stories
  • Light bdsm

It's a pretty small sample size that we're working with so far, though, so I don't think this is the be-all end-all of the matter. I don't know how she'd feel about vampires or elves, for instance.

Thanks for your help!
She might enjoy this series of mine; Sarabande Which may never be finished, frankly, but has a lot of stroke value for women. :)
 
Here's one I wrote some time ago. It's a threesome with role-playing and a bit of spanking. http://www.literotica.com/s/june-and-i-meet-vicki

The problem with going by popular authors is that is mostly the buddy system, although not entirely so. The most popular stories are mostly incest, if that's what your friend is looking for. :eek:
 
Your Handle Says It All

"You’ve been getting some pretty poor advice so far. Unfortunatey AHland isn’t the place to find “Lit Readers”. Or authors for that matter! The non-writing lesbian left wouldn’t know a good story if they tripped over it!"

Aside from the misspelling, we're not non-writers. We may not be good writers. As for your political diatribe, please save it for your friends--if you have any.
 
political diatribbe? huh?

Happy Birthday!!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gPMcfaLPNhA/TSu25Apf66I/AAAAAAAAMnc/G31QLI2UOr8/s1600/sexy-happy-birthday.06-11-2009-024216.jpg

"Daddy?" I Whispered Stephanie seduces her handsome father.
4.52 28555 2212804 Incest/Taboo (English) 02/19/06
Public Comments: 785​

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”Daddy”, I Whispered
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She’s five years old now and is now almost universally accepted as LITEROTICA’S greatest story. And yes the ROYALTIES that Stephanie and her father generated have been nice to receive and spend but I must say it’s the reading pleasure I’ve been able to give to over two million readers that is the most gratifying part for me.

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA
 
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Happy Birthday!!!!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gPMcfaLPNhA/TSu25Apf66I/AAAAAAAAMnc/G31QLI2UOr8/s1600/sexy-happy-birthday.06-11-2009-024216.jpg

"Daddy?" I Whispered Stephanie seduces her handsome father.
4.52 28555 2212804 Incest/Taboo (English) 02/19/06
Public Comments: 785​

[size=+3]
”Daddy”, I Whispered
[/size]


She’s five years old now and is now almost universally accepted as LITEROTICA’S greatest story. And yes the ROYALTIES that Stephanie and her father generated have been nice to receive and spend but I must say it’s the reading pleasure I’ve been able to give to over two million readers that is the most gratifying part for me.

[size=+2]james r scouries esq.[/size]
Multiple A.I.R. AWARD winner, MILLION SELLER,
Author of the MOST COMMENTED on
and the MOST VOTED on story on LITEROTICA

How can a story with a score of 4.52 be described as "almost universally accepted as LITEROTICA’S greatest story?" It's a pretty good score, but there are thousands that are higher. You know as well as the rest of us that "views" is not necessarily readers. :eek:
 
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