Old 02-22-2014, 11:46 PM   #2276
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Providing the name of any larger city nearby, or even the province, is not compromising your safety but is helping all those who are searching for real, not online, relationship.

It would in fact assist you in preventing those who reside in Timbuktu from messaging you. Bat again, I am trying logic on a female.
Somehow, I don't think he clicked the link I sent him!
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Old 02-23-2014, 12:07 AM   #2277
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I wonder why he thinks it's your responsibility to 'help all those who are searching for real relationships'? It also doesn't follow that it would prevent people residing elsewhere from messaging - not everyone is searching for a real connection from Lit.
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Old 02-24-2014, 06:46 PM   #2278
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what you women may not understand is us men are using the wrong head when sending out emails texts etc...im fairly sure there are NONE of us into real writing we wont to get off well at least im looking to get laid or hell anything
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Old 02-24-2014, 07:58 PM   #2279
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what you women may not understand is us men are using the wrong head when sending out emails texts etc...im fairly sure there are NONE of us into real writing we wont to get off well at least im looking to get laid or hell anything
And how is that working out for you?

ETA: This thread exists because we do understand that you're not using the right head. If only Lit rules allowed us to publicly shame you.
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Old 02-24-2014, 08:19 PM   #2280
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what you women may not understand is us men are using the wrong head when sending out emails texts etc...im fairly sure there are NONE of us into real writing we wont to get off well at least im looking to get laid or hell anything
If you're into "real writing," you would use better grammar. I have no clue as to what you just said.
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Old 02-24-2014, 09:42 PM   #2281
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what you women may not understand is us men are using the wrong head when sending out emails texts etc...im fairly sure there are NONE of us into real writing we wont to get off well at least im looking to get laid or hell anything
By "us men", you're speaking on behalf male posters who type after a couple drinky-drinks, lack even basic punctuation skills, and have no Shift keys on their keyboard, yes?

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Old 02-24-2014, 10:56 PM   #2282
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If you're into "real writing," you would use better grammar. I have no clue as to what you just said.
He said he's not into real writing.
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Old 02-24-2014, 11:00 PM   #2283
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He said he's not into real writing.
Does make one wonder why he's on a literary forum than somewhere more explicit...
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Old 02-24-2014, 11:11 PM   #2284
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He said he's not into real writing.
Perhaps instead of real writing what he meant is he's not into wheelwrighting. In all fairness, it does look like a difficult trade to master.

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Old 02-24-2014, 11:13 PM   #2285
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Huh?.
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Old 02-24-2014, 11:39 PM   #2286
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Perhaps instead of real writing what he meant is he's not into wheelwrighting. In all fairness, it does look like a difficult trade to master.
Possibly. He may even have meant reel righting; a task of some delicacy, performed when one's reel tilts askew.
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Old 02-25-2014, 12:59 AM   #2287
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Perhaps instead of real writing what he meant is he's not into wheelwrighting. In all fairness, it does look like a difficult trade to master.


Is that from the new season of Lancaster County Chopper?

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Old 02-25-2014, 01:43 AM   #2288
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what you women may not understand is us men are using the wrong head when sending out emails texts etc...im fairly sure there are NONE of us into real writing we wont to get off well at least im looking to get laid or hell anything
So you want to get off.. and you decide that the best way to facilitate this is to message random women or women-shaped-things on the internet and, if you're like 90% of the men here, basically demand we provide you with wank fodder, whether it be pictures, live video, or a sexy story about fucking ourselves. Dude, we're not impressed. In fact, most of us do not fucking care that you want to get off. You got an issue? Deal with it yourself.
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Old 02-25-2014, 07:34 AM   #2289
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Old 02-25-2014, 09:46 PM   #2290
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Old 02-25-2014, 09:50 PM   #2291
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Hi there. I was wondering if you would like to chat. If you agree, I can't wait to ask you the exhilarating question of how you are doing. After, I can ask the follow up question of what you are doing. I'm really polite like that until I feel like quickly shifting into a creepy pervert
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Old 02-26-2014, 06:34 AM   #2292
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Hi there. I was wondering if you would like to chat. If you agree, I can't wait to ask you the exhilarating question of how you are doing. After, I can ask the follow up question of what you are doing. I'm really polite like that until I feel like quickly shifting into a creepy pervert
Hilarious. I hope this guys sticks around. He makes the rest of us look better!
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Old 02-26-2014, 08:48 PM   #2293
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I find this completely unacceptable--less the message itself but the "referral". I would like whoever this "friend' is to contact me and let me know where he got the idea it was his right to pass my name.

"I was talking to a male friend of mine from lit and he mentioned that he had made your acquaintance some time back. I had told him that I hoped to make a married friend here as I have not connected with anyone. He shared your contact name and I took a chance and said hello to you."
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Old 02-27-2014, 06:13 AM   #2295
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Wow! Even I'm not that dense.
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Old 02-27-2014, 07:31 AM   #2296
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I find this completely unacceptable--less the message itself but the "referral". I would like whoever this "friend' is to contact me and let me know where he got the idea it was his right to pass my name.

"I was talking to a male friend of mine from lit and he mentioned that he had made your acquaintance some time back. I had told him that I hoped to make a married friend here as I have not connected with anyone. He shared your contact name and I took a chance and said hello to you."
I'll wager there was no referral. It's a weird gambit, and I can't imagine it likely succeeding. It begs the question "Who?"

Him leaving it vague wouldn't have accomplished the the goal of getting your guard down if it was true.

It's a salesman's gambit.

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Old 03-01-2014, 02:00 PM   #2297
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For once I responded to a personal ad here.

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Yeah, like I'm dumb enough to jump to Yahoo after one sentence. I may be a guy, but I'm not dumb. I'm putting money on this being a guy trolling as a woman.
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Old 03-02-2014, 10:33 AM   #2298
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Yeah, like I'm dumb enough to jump to Yahoo after one sentence. I may be a guy, but I'm not dumb. I'm putting money on this being a guy trolling as a woman.
Only had that a couple of times with guys pretending to be girls (or at least I thought so..). Yeah wanting to go onto yahoo and share pics straight of the bat is a good sign.
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Old 03-02-2014, 11:10 AM   #2299
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Yeah, like I'm dumb enough to jump to Yahoo after one sentence. I may be a guy, but I'm not dumb. I'm putting money on this being a guy trolling as a woman.
Hmm, don't know if I'd make a definite conclusion from that: (Real) women do sometimes post "Want to chat?" threads.

But I agree that neither party seemed to have much information, in that case. I don't think it's worth inviting someone to chat so soon. But some people are more extroverted than I am.
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