Old 05-18-2013, 05:11 PM   #1876
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Well, someone sent me one through my Literotica profile. Under what fucking situation would I like this from a stranger?


I'd love to have your legs over my shoulders and my mouth exploring the heaven-like place between your legs xxx

I'd love to part your folds and find your clit...play it like an instrument..feel your passion ebb and flow as you pull me tighter in with your surprisingly strong legs...feel you arch your back as I begin sucking on it and taste your sweet nectar as your juices begin to flow x

Then I'd move my body forward and kiss your waiting lips as you pull my head towards you....our passion would overflow as we explore each others' mouth and tongue...you would feel the swollen head rub against your clit and grind your hips to accentuate the pleasure. We would remain entwined like this, our breaths shallow and our hearts racing until with a single slow motion I penetrate you and a sigh of satisfaction and longing escapes your lips x ;-)

And then, with our bodies and minds locked together I'd start thrusting into you, each stroke a pang of intense pleasure, soon forgotten in anticipation of the next x

As our bodies lead us into heavenly bliss, our strokes become faster, more urgent, now the goal is not love, it is fusion. As your nails rake my back my hand slips under you and at the cusp of my climax, I push one finger inside your rim, making you explode as simultaneously my rock hard member shoots copious strands of thick white cum inside your womb x

Some people need to learn the human anatomy better!!
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Old 05-18-2013, 05:14 PM   #1877
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Some people need to learn the human anatomy better!!
He's a young'un, I know it, from the way he wrote. LOL
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Old 05-18-2013, 05:21 PM   #1878
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I hate the opening gambit of: "Oh, tell me more about this thing you've said on the forum ..." If I'm gonna say more, guess where it'll be!? On the FORUM!
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Old 05-20-2013, 04:38 AM   #1879
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Some people need to learn the human anatomy better!!
For the life of me I cannot understand why a man on a sex site that encourages erotic writings would send such a nasty, vile communication to a morally upstanding woman using the screen name dangersexqueen. I sympathize with dangersexqueen's outrage.

We can only hope after reading the entire unsolicited PM she was so entertained by his anatomical faux pas that she mailed him back, correcting his mistake. Like most good sports would.

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Old 05-20-2013, 09:37 AM   #1880
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For the life of me I cannot understand why a man on a sex site that encourages erotic writings would send such a nasty, vile communication to a morally upstanding woman using the screen name dangersexqueen. I sympathize with dangersexqueen's outrage.

We can only hope after reading the entire unsolicited PM she was so entertained by his anatomical faux pas that she mailed him back, correcting his mistake. Like most good sports would.

Sister thread: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=873133

You need to learn to read better, or at least read some more of the thread before you post. The PM was not sent to me, it was sent to UCanBLeafinMe .. Now you are just picking.. keep it up, I like laughing at you.. Laughing is my favorite.
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Old 05-20-2013, 03:07 PM   #1881
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For the life of me I cannot understand why a man on a sex site that encourages erotic writings would send such a nasty, vile communication to a morally upstanding woman using the screen name dangersexqueen. I sympathize with dangersexqueen's outrage.

We can only hope after reading the entire unsolicited PM she was so entertained by his anatomical faux pas that she mailed him back, correcting his mistake. Like most good sports would.

Sister thread: http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=873133
Are you sure it was sent to her and not Ucanbleafinme? OH yeah, it was! Skin, give it up
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Old 05-20-2013, 08:38 PM   #1882
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Under what fucking situation would I like this from a stranger?
Get with the program, Leaf. It's not about you and what you like. That's immaterial. The women of Lit are just a means to an end. The sooner you realize that, the happier you'll be!

/sarcasm

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Old 05-20-2013, 08:42 PM   #1883
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Get with the program, Leaf. It's not about you and what you like. That's immaterial. The women of Lit are just a means to an end. The sooner you realize that, the happier you'll be!

/sarcasm

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Old 05-20-2013, 08:46 PM   #1884
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I know, I'm sorry
That's more like it! Straighten up, missy!
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Old 05-20-2013, 08:55 PM   #1885
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That's more like it! Straighten up, missy!
I will, I will. From now on I'll be more welcoming of these men
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Old 05-20-2013, 09:49 PM   #1886
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Yes, yes, we get it. And the Steubenville football players are "good boys" whose lives have been ruined by their rape convictions.
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Old 05-20-2013, 10:22 PM   #1887
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honestly ladies, don't you know by now that men on lit are completely and utterly not responsible in any way for their actions, whether welcome, not or unknowable? sheesh!

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After the wine I have consumed tonight, I am not responsible for my actions. either!!!
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Old 05-21-2013, 12:08 PM   #1889
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Get with the program, Leaf. It's not about you and what you like. That's immaterial. The women of Lit are just a means to an end. The sooner you realize that, the happier you'll be!

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Old 05-21-2013, 01:59 PM   #1890
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Eilan, what the heck is that penis with teeth thing in your av?
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Old 05-21-2013, 03:25 PM   #1892
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It's a Naked Mole Rat.

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Old 05-21-2013, 03:31 PM   #1893
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(Or maybe a Lit dude )
Can we name it Pat?
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Old 05-21-2013, 05:12 PM   #1894
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Hi Daisy.
Hi DSQ, having fun?

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It's a Naked Mole Rat.

(Or maybe a Lit dude )
Fuck that is one bizarre looking critter!

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Can we name it Pat?
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Here ya go, this should help you ladies deal with the asshats.


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Old 05-26-2013, 06:46 AM   #1898
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hey there
hi i am a •age and location removed• male and there is just something so hot about a sexy woman using her sexuality to get what she wants, where she has all the power and control over you just because she is so pretty and you just cant help it.

humiliate and degrade me
making me watch as she does other guys
tease and tease me
make me take her shopping or buy her stuff
control how, when and if i cum
just manipulating me to get what she wants by just teasing me


id love to roleplay with you this if you are interested

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Old 05-26-2013, 12:10 PM   #1899
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hey there
hi i am a •age and location removed• male and there is just something so hot about a sexy woman using her sexuality to get what she wants, where she has all the power and control over you just because she is so pretty and you just cant help it.

humiliate and degrade me
making me watch as she does other guys
tease and tease me
make me take her shopping or buy her stuff
control how, when and if i cum
just manipulating me to get what she wants by just teasing me


id love to roleplay with you this if you are interested

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Be a doll and forward my list to him. Please?
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Cute shoes!

Hmmm. I'm going about this all wrong. I should let him buy my Literotica Isle for me. Nah. Screw that. I have too much self-respect. I'd hate myself in the morning. On the other hand, I'd hate myself while I'm living in the lap of luxury, peach, quiet, and contentment. There are worse ways to spend one's life.
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