Old 04-20-2013, 07:25 PM   #1676
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OMFG. EWWWW. I thought I couldn't be shocked. Boy, was I wrong. This is the first time I got a PM that I've reported, but this guy claims to be 15.

EWWWWW. If he's truly 15, he'd better be glad I'm not his momma.
Mental age?
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Old 04-20-2013, 07:32 PM   #1677
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Mental age?
I hope so. Still, just making that claim, ewww. My daughter is older than that, for crying out loud! We had a little episode when she was younger that I caught her surfing for porn. I also caught her later sneaking tequila and drinking it. She'll be the first to tell you I don't play games when it comes to shit like that.
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Old 04-20-2013, 09:01 PM   #1678
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OMFG. EWWWW. I thought I couldn't be shocked. Boy, was I wrong. This is the first time I got a PM that I've reported, but this guy claims to be 15.

EWWWWW. If he's truly 15, he'd better be glad I'm not his momma.

Oh my God! You too?

My first thought was I wanted to throw up. Oh fuckin' Ewwwwww. Someone needs to tell his momma! Who the fuck thinks that purporting to be 15 is gonna make women swoon?
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Old 04-20-2013, 11:52 PM   #1679
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15? Boys these days have no balls. Get off the computer and find real, living, breathing girls, for fuck's sake, like us men over 40 had to do.
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Old 04-21-2013, 12:44 AM   #1680
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Here too,

Totally creeped out, I didn't know whether to lecture him or ignore. I chose the later and just reported him. Then a few days later (well one day) he got himself a nice new profile. Here it is in all it's glory.

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How are you?

Im 15m, and like older ladies. Was hoping you'd like to chat

Im Kevin

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No, no hugs I vomiting thanks......
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Old 04-21-2013, 09:39 AM   #1681
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Totally creeped out, I didn't know whether to lecture him or ignore. I chose the later and just reported him. Then a few days later (well one day) he got himself a nice new profile. Here it is in all it's glory.

hi
How are you?

Im 15m, and like older ladies. Was hoping you'd like to chat

Im Kevin

*hugs*


No, no hugs I vomiting thanks......
This is disturbing.
My guess would be he's an older fellow ( but not by much) who's yanking your chain.

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Old 04-21-2013, 09:59 AM   #1682
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I got the same PM from him a few days ago. I reported him straight away and hoped his account had been closed. I guess not He even had a personal ad out asking for the same thing. Blech.... absolutely vomit inducing!
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on the plus side, he's the same mental age as most of the other leg humpers...

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i saw that pic on pinterest the other day, loved it then & still do.



would anyone find a companion thread for asshatty posts of value?

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would anyone find a companion thread for asshatty posts of value?

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This guy right here. *points to self*

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New strategy?

Is this an advanced approach to the asshateous pm?

A blind, mass "mailing", with your responses to be posted by proxy.

Is this a modern, new approach, or is he just too lazy to put all the ladies' names in the "To" box, and all that "Kopian & Paystan"?
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Is this an advanced approach to the asshateous pm?

A blind, mass "mailing", with your responses to be posted by proxy.

Is this a modern, new approach, or is he just too lazy to put all the ladies' names in the "To" box, and all that "Kopian & Paystan"?
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I thought this PM may make some of you laugh. After receiving an unsolicited PM from a man who was too scared to "publically" reply to my question in his thread, I replied back. My mistake, I know. I was trying to "educate" him on what some of the boards on this site mean. (IE: Story Ideas, Fetish & Sexuality, and the Personals. Because he said, "if I am looking to talk to a woman who loves wearing leather pants thats is a fetish I'm not seeking a ds relationship with her" and similar regarding seeking an author to PM him about a story he wants "is a story idea".)

So, this was the last PM from him. He's on ignore now.



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Pm's

I sent them to you in response tiothe comment YOU made about Post being in the wrong Forum, if you do not want unsolicated Pm's as you stated I did not reply or post replies to in my Ads
That simple
I am neither Ignorasnt, a or Stupid

Have a Happy Life btw did you know calingm e Ignorant and Stupid is "Flaming"
All three PMs from him were this incoherient.
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I thought this PM may make some of you laugh. After receiving an unsolicited PM from a man who was too scared to "publically" reply to my question in his thread, I replied back. My mistake, I know. I was trying to "educate" him on what some of the boards on this site mean. (IE: Story Ideas, Fetish & Sexuality, and the Personals. Because he said, "if I am looking to talk to a woman who loves wearing leather pants thats is a fetish I'm not seeking a ds relationship with her" and similar regarding seeking an author to PM him about a story he wants "is a story idea".)

So, this was the last PM from him. He's on ignore now.





All three PMs from him were this incoherient.
Wow, I need a translator on those PMs..wtf?
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Wow, I need a translator on those PMs..wtf?
Exactly. I shouldn't have deleted the other two. lol He went on and on saying "he never wrote an ad in How To or Author's Hangout" - which I know. I used those two boards as an example to show him how absurd a personal ad would be in either board. His threads in Fetish and Story Ideas are just as absurd. And both of those mods do move his ads to Personals. He admitted he wrote ads, but since he "doesn't want a ds relationship with the women he seeks" he posted them elsewhere.

Oh, and I deserved a spanking and shit from him for rolling my eyes at him. lol
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I thought this PM may make some of you laugh. After receiving an unsolicited PM from a man who was too scared to "publically" reply to my question in his thread, I replied back. My mistake, I know. I was trying to "educate" him on what some of the boards on this site mean. (IE: Story Ideas, Fetish & Sexuality, and the Personals. Because he said, "if I am looking to talk to a woman who loves wearing leather pants thats is a fetish I'm not seeking a ds relationship with her" and similar regarding seeking an author to PM him about a story he wants "is a story idea".)

So, this was the last PM from him. He's on ignore now.


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Pm's

I sent them to you in response tiothe comment YOU made about Post being in the wrong Forum, if you do not want unsolicated Pm's as you stated I did not reply or post replies to in my Ads
That simple
I am neither Ignorasnt, a or Stupid

Have a Happy Life btw did you know calingm e Ignorant and Stupid is "Flaming"

All three PMs from him were this incoherient.

Wow, you can almost smell the draft beer burps as you try to read that.

It looks likes Prasa is drunk on Peni Wine and upset with you.
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Exactly. I shouldn't have deleted the other two. lol He went on and on saying "he never wrote an ad in How To or Author's Hangout" - which I know. I used those two boards as an example to show him how absurd a personal ad would be in either board. His threads in Fetish and Story Ideas are just as absurd. And both of those mods do move his ads to Personals. He admitted he wrote ads, but since he "doesn't want a ds relationship with the women he seeks" he posted them elsewhere.

Oh, and I deserved a spanking and shit from him for rolling my eyes at him. lol
Clueless is he to the D/s lifestyle. It's typical lately, all over the interwebs, clueless young men trying to con women into either writing stories for them - so they can later post in competitions under their own names - or to cyber with them.
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Wow, you can almost smell the draft beer burps as you try to read that.

It looks likes Prasa is drunk on Peni Wine and upset with you.
Exactly! lol
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Clueless is he to the D/s lifestyle.
Boy is that true. Fake net doms have always made me laugh.


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Scammers have hidden on the Net since it was invented! I've had "run ins" with asshats as early as '92.
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Scammers have hidden on the Net since it was invented! I've had "run ins" with asshats as early as '92.
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Is this an advanced approach to the asshateous pm?

A blind, mass "mailing", with your responses to be posted by proxy.

Is this a modern, new approach, or is he just too lazy to put all the ladies' names in the "To" box, and all that "Kopian & Paystan"?
It was happening in 2010 - and I'm sure many times before that

It got shunted through a number of sub-forums and the contributor then started to duplicate their OP when dissatisfied with the expulsions and responses.
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We need a "Facebook Asshattery" thread.
Asshattery is Asshattery. The only problem with that is if the FB annoyance actually reads this thread... their matching up of your FB identity to Lit may not be wise.
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I wouldn't be copy/pasting the links, I'm no N00b!
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