Old 02-09-2013, 11:14 AM   #1251
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Yes, it was a bar stool! God, I saw that documentary back in the mid to late 90's, so good memory. I just remember laughing my ass off.
So, you're saying whale dick tickles. Interesting.
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:30 AM   #1252
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So, you're saying whale dick tickles. Interesting.
Yes, I'm sure that whale leather would make for a surprisingly versatile riding crop
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:09 PM   #1253
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Yes, I'm sure that whale leather would make for a surprisingly versatile riding crop

If the whale's into that, go for it. Just watch out when he blows. You could drown.
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:14 PM   #1254
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Old 02-09-2013, 12:17 PM   #1255
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What about the Jewish whales?
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Old 02-09-2013, 03:41 PM   #1256
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Geez. I bring up whale dick and you ladies run with it. Immature.

I'm a bit embarrassed to say, but my doctor made something out of my foreskin when I was cut. He got fired, as he did it without my consent. He made a couch, a sofa, some boots, a full length coat for his wife, reupholstered his car and a money clip. He would have done more, but he was only a me to smuggle out half of the skin. A two skin, if you will.
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I'm a bit embarrassed to say, but my doctor made something out of my foreskin when I was cut. He got fired, as he did it without my consent. He made a couch, a sofa, some boots, a full length coat for his wife, reupholstered his car and a money clip. He would have done more, but he was only a me to smuggle out half of the skin. A two skin, if you will.
Just think what your wife will get if you ever get divorced and she takes your balls!
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Old 02-09-2013, 04:22 PM   #1258
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She can have them. Or one of them at least.
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Old 02-09-2013, 05:09 PM   #1260
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Geez. I bring up whale dick and you ladies run with it. Immature.

I'm a bit embarrassed to say, but my doctor made something out of my foreskin when I was cut. He got fired, as he did it without my consent. He made a couch, a sofa, some boots, a full length coat for his wife, reupholstered his car and a money clip. He would have done more, but he was only a me to smuggle out half of the skin. A two skin, if you will.
HA! I'm catching up on the thread, and this just made me laugh out loud!
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I'm a bit embarrassed to say, but my doctor made something out of my foreskin when I was cut. He got fired, as he did it without my consent. He made a couch, a sofa, some boots, a full length coat for his wife, reupholstered his car and a money clip. He would have done more, but he was only a me to smuggle out half of the skin. A two skin, if you will.
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Old 02-09-2013, 05:27 PM   #1263
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What's this? Pmann's getting divorced?! Finally my time has come!












No, really that's so sad. Really sorry to hear it, pmann.







































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Old 02-09-2013, 05:29 PM   #1264
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No, really that's so sad. Really sorry to hear it, pmann.







































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Gosh, I luv ya, Rainshine....
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Is that right?
Ok, now my kids are looking at me, wondering why I'm giggling hysterically!

"What mom? Let me see!"

Ha! I'm about to pee myself, I have to stop looking at it!
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Ok, now my kids are looking at me, wondering why I'm giggling hysterically!

"What mom? Let me see!"

Ha! I'm about to pee myself, I have to stop looking at it!
hahahahahaha I know the feeling my daughter keeps wanting to see the dancing man
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No posts since February 9? Has there been an Asshat Exodus?
We should be so lucky. I've had a few PMs from random guys, but they were all of the generic hi, how are you, which beaches do you like variety. Nothing really post-worthy.

Although I did have one that I could've shared; I just didn't think about it in time. He told me he's the guy who likes redheads and that he wanted to talk to me. <sarcasm> Yeah. That's the first time I've heard THAT line. NOBODY likes redheads. </sarcasm>

For any asshats who stumble upon this thread, let me give you a tidbit of advice. Lose the lines on redheads. Anything you think is clever, we've already heard it - hundreds of times.

Off-topic: I just love your new av, Eilan! I kinda miss the cock, but this one is pretty awesome too!
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Old 02-14-2013, 09:45 AM   #1272
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I thought with Valentine's Day among us the amount of PMs would have increased. Such clever things as:

"Instead of Cupid's Arrow, how about (insert asshat's name) dick?"

Or

"Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my 12" (really 2") cock."
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Old 02-14-2013, 10:16 AM   #1273
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Off-topic: I just love your new av, Eilan! I kinda miss the cock, but this one is pretty awesome too!
I'll bring the cock back after V-Day. Just for you.
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