Old 02-08-2013, 08:29 AM   #1226
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On the other hand, who are we to poke fun at someone's appearance? Not saying he wasn't an asshat or that his cockatar wasn't disturbing. But to poke fun at what someone looks like... well strikes me as cruel. Should we all worry about whether people like what we look like on this board? It's one thing to respond to what someone says (that is the purpose of this thread after all) but to simply start poking fun at what they look like because you don't like what he or she said?
There's a difference between commenting about the looks nature gives a person and a guy who intentionally flashes his dick and balls in the face of everyone who reads his posts. It's not a turn on for me, but his cockatar makes me wonder how guys would take him if he pulled up a seat at a bar and flashed his private parts in that same way.

It's been politely and humorously suggested that he change his avatar. He's refused. IMO, he's asking for it.
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Old 02-08-2013, 11:19 AM   #1227
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Or the creature it belongs to....
Is this where Pman got the whale foreskin from? Could this be the whales cockring?
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:10 PM   #1228
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I have a feeling people do not take me seriously here. Whale dickery is no laughing matter.
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Old 02-08-2013, 03:58 PM   #1229
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I have a feeling people do not take me seriously here. Whale dickery is no laughing matter.
Are the whales Jewish, or do they circumcise for reasons of practicality?
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:53 PM   #1230
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Are the whales Jewish, or do they circumcise for reasons of practicality?
Maybe it's because the girl whales prefer their men (what are male whales called, anyway?) circumcised?
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:01 PM   #1231
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Maybe it's because the girl whales prefer their men (what are male whales called, anyway?) circumcised?
Well, I can understand that. Whale foreskin is not that attractive, I imagine.
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:18 PM   #1232
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Well, I can understand that. Whale foreskin is not that attractive, I imagine.
According to StickMann, it is. He should know. *snerk*
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Old 02-08-2013, 09:39 PM   #1233
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According to StickMann, it is. He should know. *snerk*
Whoa! Check in to see what's going on here and you're talking about whale foreskin?? lol, WTH!
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What exactly did Pmann do to the whale to find out so much about whale foreskin? And is there video?
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Old 02-08-2013, 10:15 PM   #1235
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Whoa! Check in to see what's going on here and you're talking about whale foreskin?? lol, WTH!
Ok - a quick synopsis to clear up any confusion for late comers which actually has nothing to do with early comers. That is another issue. An esteemed poster asked for some genuine advice – hmm – how to keep it less than lengthy, well I hear this is also a problem often in hand – I digress… “How do you clean a stained product - how would you remove this mess from whale foreskin? Actually it is not really whale foreskin it is totally another fabric which happens to be soft. Whale foreskin is soft, even softer than this product with the stain. I like whale foreskin, it is SSooo soft. I have touched whale foreskin, it is Sssoo soft. I don’t want to rub it too hard.”

Now that this matter is in hand and concerns for rubbing too hard are of foremost concern, the subject of whale cock rings and super glue have taken over from nipple shield jewellery – which actually could have been quite a pleasant subject.

The rat won’t go near the bat – the frog is scared of the pigeon – and the bat is well.., nearly a poke in the eye with its dynamic duo and un-caped crusader.

“I don’t want to rub it too hard - it is SSooo soft.” – while antibacterial hand gel was suggested. Meanwhile I have heard that silicon lube can leave a foreskin feeling SSssooo soft, I’m not sure how the whale feels about this. Now they are talking of circumcising poor Moby’s dick.

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Ohhhh bartender! Serve up another round! This one is on the man of stick - or is it whale dick?
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Maybe it's because the girl whales prefer their men (what are male whales called, anyway?) circumcised?
A male whale is called the bull, female the cow and the baby is a calf.

And for anyone that might be looking for a vehicle that has seats made with whale penis skin... well here you go

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Ok - a quick synopsis to clear up any confusion for late comers which actually has nothing to do with early comers. That is another issue. An esteemed poster asked for some genuine advice – hmm – how to keep it less than lengthy, well I hear this is also a problem often in hand – I digress… “How do you clean a stained product - how would you remove this mess from whale foreskin? Actually it is not really whale foreskin it is totally another fabric which happens to be soft. Whale foreskin is soft, even softer than this product with the stain. I like whale foreskin, it is SSooo soft. I have touched whale foreskin, it is Sssoo soft. I don’t want to rub it too hard.”

Now that this matter is in hand and concerns for rubbing too hard are of foremost concern, the subject of whale cock rings and super glue have taken over from nipple shield jewellery – which actually could have been quite a pleasant subject.

The rat won’t go near the bat – the frog is scared of the pigeon – and the bat is well.., nearly a poke in the eye with its dynamic duo and un-caped crusader.

“I don’t want to rub it too hard - it is SSooo soft.” – while antibacterial hand gel was suggested. Meanwhile I have heard that silicon lube can leave a foreskin feeling SSssooo soft, I’m not sure how the whale feels about this. Now they are talking of circumcising poor Moby’s dick.

Did that clear things up for you?
Have I been drinking already?
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What kind of person thinks to themselves one day "Hmm yes... I think I want seats made from whale foreskin."
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Old 02-09-2013, 09:30 AM   #1245
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What kind of person thinks to themselves one day "Hmm yes... I think I want seats made from whale foreskin."

I'd have to say, probably a guy who stays on his “own side of the fence.” A “Real Man,” would always go for the bovine udder lined seats. Depending on where they manage to put the teats, it's pretty soft. Not soooo soft, but still pretty soft.

MY main concern is; if you drive over the rumble strips, would the foreskin leak precum on your legs?
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:04 AM   #1247
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Whale penis leather has been around for a while. I remember seeing a documentary where Aristotle Onassis had all the furniture on one of his ships done in whale dick. He was quite proud of it apparently
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Whale penis leather has been around for a while. I remember seeing a documentary where Aristotle Onassis had all the furniture on one of his ships done in whale dick. He was quite proud of it apparently
I saw that program. It was his yacht in Monaco. It was decked out all “Seventies ,” I believe. I remember cringing at the thought of sitting on a bar stool made from whale dick. Just creepy.
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I saw that program. It was his yacht in Monaco. It was decked out all “Seventies ,” I believe. I remember cringing at the thought of sitting on a bar stool made from whale dick. Just creepy.
Yes, it was a bar stool! God, I saw that documentary back in the mid to late 90's, so good memory. I just remember laughing my ass off.
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