Old 02-04-2013, 05:51 PM   #1151
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You mean they arenít the originals? LOL.

Sorry. I had too see if I could where a hat on my ass. Iíve ruined three already. I do have to wonder if they are so smooth in a bar. Or can even legally get into a bar.

Iíll take my smartass back to the corner.
I quite like the smartassedness, I know that's not a word, but well, I got nothing.

All that PM proved to me is that said asshat can read the text below a picture.
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Old 02-04-2013, 05:55 PM   #1152
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I quite like the smartassedness, I know that's not a word, but well, I got nothing.

All that PM proved to me is that said asshat can read the text below a picture.
At least he's moved up from picture books. That's proof of evolution, isn't it?
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Old 02-04-2013, 05:58 PM   #1153
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At least he's moved up from picture books. That's proof of evolution, isn't it?
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Old 02-04-2013, 05:59 PM   #1154
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Old 02-04-2013, 06:36 PM   #1155
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ok, i promised myself I wouldn't post again..but..Got a pm from a guy saying his wife was out..then he PM's sorry, but I think she's home.

24hrs later he PMs again..saying "Sorry about that. Where were we?

I finally respond "We weren't anywhere, I've already told you I'm not interested, but dude, it took you 24 hours? Are you serious? If I had been interested, do you think this would have worked?"

He pm's back, "Wait....Are you the one with the shaved pussy?"

*belly laugh*

I came very close to responding, No I'm the one with the hairy ball sack you just sucked...

Good grief...there really are some people who should simply be culled from the breeding population...
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Old 02-04-2013, 06:43 PM   #1156
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ok, i promised myself I wouldn't post again..but..Got a pm from a guy saying his wife was out..then he PM's sorry, but I think she's home.

24hrs later he PMs again..saying "Sorry about that. Where were we?

I finally respond "We weren't anywhere, I've already told you I'm not interested, but dude, it took you 24 hours? Are you serious? If I had been interested, do you think this would have worked?"

He pm's back, "Wait....Are you the one with the shaved pussy?"

*belly laugh*

I came very close to responding, No I'm the one with the hairy ball sack you just sucked...

Good grief...there really are some people who should simply be culled from the breeding population...
You should have responded with that!

How tacky. What an ass.
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Old 02-04-2013, 09:41 PM   #1157
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Stop telling them how not to do it, Ladies. If they learn any better, they might improve. And then, think how hard it will be to tell the asshats from the real people.
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Old 02-04-2013, 09:49 PM   #1158
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Stop telling them how not to do it, Ladies. If they learn any better, they might improve. And then, think how hard it will be to tell the asshats from the real people.
Oh I don't know, asshattedness always seems to shine through.
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Old 02-04-2013, 11:27 PM   #1159
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Old 02-04-2013, 11:49 PM   #1161
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Old 02-04-2013, 11:57 PM   #1162
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Atleast Cockatars that are a pedo's wet dream.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:03 AM   #1163
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+1 for the retiring of any and all Cockatars.
Is that fair? Itís a manís only true friend in life. Loyal to a fault, willing to fight and spit at a momentís notice. Occasionally, a bit too quickly, but still. He tried. All the fun and trouble a man has in life is because of his pecker. His pecker and alcohol, that is. Men are forced to stare at breasts all day long. But do they complain? Nope. They even force themselves to gaze upon them at work when theyíre supposed to be actually working. Isnít it his right to give back to society? After all, every little bit counts.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:07 AM   #1164
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Is that fair? Itís a manís only true friend in life. Loyal to a fault, willing to fight and spit at a momentís notice. Occasionally, a bit too quickly, but still. He tried. All the fun and trouble a man has in life is because of his pecker. His pecker and alcohol, that is. Men are forced to stare at breasts all day long. But do they complain? Nope. They even force themselves to gaze upon them at work when theyíre supposed to be actually working. Isnít it his right to give back to society? After all, every little bit counts.
If my avatar is offensive, I can remove it! Wouldn't want to force them on anyone or anything....
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:14 AM   #1165
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Atleast Cockatars that are a pedo's wet dream.
Ugh.. it's just revolting. I made the mistake of taking him off the ignore list when I was adding a few people to it, because he wasn't very active.... back he goes!

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Is that fair? Itís a manís only true friend in life. Loyal to a fault, willing to fight and spit at a momentís notice. Occasionally, a bit too quickly, but still. He tried. All the fun and trouble a man has in life is because of his pecker. His pecker and alcohol, that is. Men are forced to stare at breasts all day long. But do they complain? Nope. They even force themselves to gaze upon them at work when theyíre supposed to be actually working. Isnít it his right to give back to society? After all, every little bit counts.
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If my avatar is offensive, I can remove it! Wouldn't want to force them on anyone or anything....

I've often wondered if other Litsters (male and female) get tired of seeing our AVs with boobs or arses or whatever, like we do with cock AVs.... I've always just assumed the answer would be no, however that's probably not an accurate assumption.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:15 AM   #1166
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If my avatar is offensive, I can remove it! Wouldn't want to force them on anyone or anything....
I think thatís exactly what disappoints them the most. They definetely caught my eye. While the other one made me wince.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:16 AM   #1167
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Ugh.. it's just revolting. I made the mistake of taking him off the ignore list when I was adding a few people to it, because he wasn't very active.... back he goes!






I've often wondered if other Litsters (male and female) get tired of seeing our AVs with boobs or arses or whatever, like we do with cock AVs.... I've always just assumed the answer would be no, however that's probably not an accurate assumption.
The way I see it is that my boobs are out there, regardless of whether I want them to be or not. That I just can't help.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:22 AM   #1168
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I've often wondered if other Litsters (male and female) get tired of seeing our AVs with boobs or arses or whatever, like we do with cock AVs.... I've always just assumed the answer would be no, however that's probably not an accurate assumption.
Iíd say it might depend on their sexual preference. Iím sure a few like to look at Mr. Willy all free range and happy like that. While others love every bit of a female. I never get tired of looking at what I think is beautiful. But I can only speak for myself.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:24 AM   #1169
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This is getting to be entertaining and ironic considering everything I've seen and read on this forum...lol
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:49 AM   #1170
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This is getting to be entertaining and ironic considering everything I've seen and read on this forum...lol
Been featured too many times, eh?
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:27 AM   #1172
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This is getting to be entertaining and ironic considering everything I've seen and read on this forum...lol
Yes, your appearance has certainly enabled us to put a face - errr... I mean prepubescent taint, to some of the PMs shared here.
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Ugh.. it's just revolting. I made the mistake of taking him off the ignore list when I was adding a few people to it, because he wasn't very active.... back he goes!

I've often wondered if other Litsters (male and female) get tired of seeing our AVs with boobs or arses or whatever, like we do with cock AVs.... I've always just assumed the answer would be no, however that's probably not an accurate assumption.
Like most things it isn't black & white. It is a qualitative question that needs an AV by AV qualitative answer.

Similiar to asking whether you'd prefer a really good meal over mediocre sex. It depends on whose doing the cooking and whose doing the fucking!
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:06 AM   #1174
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Like most things it isn't black & white. It is a qualitative question that needs an AV by AV qualitative answer.

Similiar to asking whether you'd prefer a really good meal over mediocre sex. It depends on whose doing the cooking and whose doing the fucking!
Well said.

May I amend my vote?? +1 for the removal of that particular avatar.
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Nup, I still vote for no cockatars or sackatars...ever. I don't care whose it is.
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