Old 02-24-2012, 09:36 PM   #76
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It's against TOS? Not sure WHY they made that rule, but I believe it's against TOS.
IRC, isn't there a rule against posting PM's on the forum? Something about keeping personal/identifying info off the forum. I think omitting the username honors the spirit of that rule while still allowing the thread to exist.
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Old 02-24-2012, 11:04 PM   #77
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i'm just curious.

any BDSMers know exactly why the ground rules stipulate not shaming the senders by posting their usernames?

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Not positive of course but my thought process is this. While they certainly ARE asshats, I respect the spirit of the term "private" message. The sender likely didn't realize that their missive would become public.

I have been accused of being a tight ass or prude in response to unsolicited pm's, but these are likely the people I classify as those suffering from the "pretty woman" syndrome/complex. You know, just because I'd fuck Richard Gere from here to tomorrow (I write a story here and there and post a few pics) that doesn't mean I'd do the same for one Jason Alexander (doesn't mean I'm available for your personal entertainment). Or is that a bit obtuse?

BTW my smartphone corrects "asshat" to "sashays". That tickles me.
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*Grinning* Ummmm.. Yeah I couldn't speak to whether or not you were the only recipient of that gem. I would wager good money though that is is fiction.
That's a losing bet right there, my friend. Every time I dance naked for the ladies they form a double line to stick their finger up my posterior. The men seem to prefer single file for some reason.

Somebody warn Baila to put her drink down before she reads this!!
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Old 02-25-2012, 06:21 AM   #79
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IRC, isn't there a rule against posting PM's on the forum? Something about keeping personal/identifying info off the forum. I think omitting the username honors the spirit of that rule while still allowing the thread to exist.
*nods* Yeah, I think that's the rule on the TOS.

I haven't looked it up but I've seen the mods talk about it before.
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Not sure exactly.

I'd imagine it would have something to do with difficulty proving who sent what, so it becomes a X-said/Y-said.
My guess is to discourage the infamy sought by asshats hellbent on humiliation play.
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That's a losing bet right there, my friend. Every time I dance naked for the ladies they form a double line to stick their finger up my posterior. The men seem to prefer single file for some reason.

Somebody warn Baila to put her drink down before she reads this!!
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so i got curious and now that i have more than a few minutes, i checked the forum rules:

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4. you may not post personal information of other members or, for that matter, anyone else. we do not allow phone numbers, email addresses, private messages or quotes from private emails to be posted on the forum. this rule also covers real names, employment info, and any other personal information that we deem inappropriate.
considering the longevity of this thread's inspiration in BDSM, it would seem the mods interpret this rule to mean that omitting the username of the offending party sufficiently respects the rule.

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Good afternoon all,
Since I've received this again last week for the second time (imagine I hadn't replied),
I soooo wanted to share.

Bless his heart, I wouldn't know how to reply! And sometimes I wonder what I've written that elicts this kind of message!!!

He wrote;

"Hey. My ex recently talked me into putting on a show at her friend's bday party. I should start off by saying, my ex is 46, I'm 25. She had me dance in a gstring and sneakers, let them oil my body up, strip, start jerking off, and one of them actually put her finger in my ass. And that's just the start. Care to chat?"

I just kind of feel like I'm not the only one he's sent this to!
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While it's not the most asshattery of posts, I did receive one recently offering me a compliment on something I had posted (which I appreciate and understand - I've sent a few PMs like that). But then her PM ends with this: "Tell me about yourself..."

Okay, that seems like a flirtatious line. Also, I'm a fairly open book kinda person, aside from the fact that only a few people here know my actual name and location, many of my personal quirks, life-story-stuff, and even sexual interests is out there and in the open. What does one hope to gain with that request?
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Spew!!

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Somebody warn Baila to put her drink down before she reads this!!
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so i got curious and now that i have more than a few minutes, i checked the forum rules:


considering the longevity of this thread's inspiration in BDSM, it would seem the mods interpret this rule to mean that omitting the username of the offending party sufficiently respects the rule.

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While it's not the most asshattery of posts, I did receive one recently offering me a compliment on something I had posted (which I appreciate and understand - I've sent a few PMs like that). But then her PM ends with this: "Tell me about yourself..."
That does show more effort than many...buuuuut possibly also someone who still doesn't quite "get it" even though he/she may have read the various "how to get a response to your pm" etiquette threads, or read a self-help book, etc.

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Okay, that seems like a flirtatious line. Also, I'm a fairly open book kinda person, aside from the fact that only a few people here know my actual name and location, many of my personal quirks, life-story-stuff, and even sexual interests is out there and in the open. What does one hope to gain with that request?
Possibly following someone's suggestion to the letter without quite understanding the dynamics of conversation.

I've received a slightly different version of this:

First pm:
Hi! I noticed you here on the forum and thought this about it. (Good; stop there and wait for me to respond)

Lots and lots of personal info about me that you didn't ask for right out of the gate! (Bad...I didn't want to know.)

So, how about you? Tell me about yourself! (Way too fast, buddy. No chance.)


Or....the other possibility is that he/she is doing it intentionally to look for people who will give freely without themselves having to put up anything. Such people may be willing to try it on a lot of people before finding one hungry enough for attention and willing to talk about themselves and then focusing on them (all take, no give).

Just my thoughts.
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That's a losing bet right there, my friend. Every time I dance naked for the ladies they form a double line to stick their finger up my posterior. The men seem to prefer single file for some reason.
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I'm ok with losing the occasional bet , what I'm really wondering is if anyone would really want one of these inserted into ANY orifice... (and I truly AM calling attention to the fingernails).

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Would that really be a good thing, guys? I'm flexible!

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Oh and I thought I was special!
But in deference to the TOS, should I remove my post since he is ultimately, identified?
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I'm ok with losing the occasional bet , what I'm really wondering is if anyone would really want one of these inserted into ANY orifice... (and I truly AM calling attention to the fingernails).
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(and I truly AM calling attention to the fingernails).
Uh huh, sure you are ...
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As discussed you spent the afternoon preparing a savory dinner getting it close to ready for my arrival at 8 pm.
As discussed you are made up, hair, fingernails, toenails, shaven, wearing elegant and sexy heels and an apron.
When I ring the bell you kneel at the door, weight n your knees and tis, your butt barely resting on your heels. A glass of wine is sitting on the coffee table as you present in previously discussed positions.
After my inspection you will kneel as I enjoy your mouth for my pleasure. As discussed you hold a shiney silver tray under your chin on such I will cum. You will kneel under the table at my feet licking the cum as I sit at the table
Actually quite irritating. I don't fucking know you--who the hell do you think you are assuming I would ever accept you as a dom when you have never so much as said Hi? Being a dom, if that is what you are, is no excuse for no manners.
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Actually quite irritating. I don't fucking know you--who the hell do you think you are assuming I would ever accept you as a dom when you have never so much as said Hi? Being a dom, if that is what you are, is no excuse for no manners.
And how the hell do you shave fingernails and toenails?
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And how the hell do you shave fingernails and toenails?
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I recieved a PM from somebody regarding a post I had made about having sex on my period. (I don't like having it) Then he writes back and asks me if I've ever had anyone go down on me during that time, and if I had cum from it. I told him "Well, since the answer to the first question is No, I'm going to let you guess what the answer to that second question is." I don't know about the rest of you, but to me that's dripping with sarcasm (no pun intended ). So what does this jerk do? He writes me back, saying (paraphrased) "Why don't you put on your sexiest heels and lie back and spread your legs so I can dive right in?" I wrote to him "Why don't you bugger off?"

I haven't heard from him since
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Actually quite irritating. I don't fucking know you--who the hell do you think you are assuming I would ever accept you as a dom when you have never so much as said Hi? Being a dom, if that is what you are, is no excuse for no manners.
Ha! I got exactly the same message from said asshat. Because it was like the fourth or fifth time he'd sent me a gross unsolicited PM in less than a year with NO response from me (this was the first time he put on his CyberDom costume, though ), I read him the riot act and even pointed out he had a good chance of being humiliated on an asshat thread! That's why I clicked, actually, to see if anyone had posted his bullshit yet.

My theory on this particular asshat is he PMs random women so much that he forgets who he's already sent his latest brilliantly crappy message to. He must spend every spare moment on this endeavor to proposition me so much in such a short time frame. He personifies insanity, really; this approach can't possibly be working for him!
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I've been following your messages on the forum and I think you're a really level-headed, open and honest women. I'd love to talk with you more if you're interested and get to know you.

I'm asshat, 25, and looking to make friends and lasting relationships on the website.

Hope we can talk.

Thanks.

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I've been following your messages on the forum and I think you're a really level-headed, open and honest women.
You're right about me being level-headed, open and honest, but that last part you're just a tad off on.
Apparently he was looking for a honey pot and not a twig and berries. Damn it! Always the bride's maid, never the bride ...
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I wonder if anyone ever gets positive reinforcement for asshat pms? Maybe I'm old fashioned, but I always thought one should be polite when approaching a strange woman.
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He did come back and apologize, said that my profile made it look like i was "open for discussions" to which I replied, discussions are fine, essentially jacking off in my pm box is not.

I got another this past weekend from another asshat on yahoo asshatchat--i'm too lazy to type the whole thing out, but I got super nasty and dissected his entire attempt and conjectured that perhaps he was under the age of consent, and that his only contact with women so far in this lifetime had been watching bad porn.

And as to the nail, and toenail shaving. . . perhaps that is why I'm not remarried. I wasn't aware one was supposed to do that. Here I've just been painting them this whole time. . .
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Was going to say that a part from the typical "Nice boobs" PMs most of the ones I get have been fine and then the creepy "short stories" have begun to swarm in.

It's hard not to pull a face of sheer amazed "what the fuck" while reading them but I simply don't have the heart to repost them here...
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Actually quite irritating. I don't fucking know you--who the hell do you think you are assuming I would ever accept you as a dom when you have never so much as said Hi? Being a dom, if that is what you are, is no excuse for no manners.
My favourite part of his story was the "as discussed" line. Class.
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Was going to say that a part from the typical "Nice boobs" PMs most of the ones I get have been fine and then the creepy "short stories" have begun to swarm in.

It's hard not to pull a face of sheer amazed "what the fuck" while reading them but I simply don't have the heart to repost them here...

I just got one of these but since I'm on the VE program I assumed it was a legitimate story idea. I didn't read it through but sent my immediate response about how I'll edit this story and get back to you soon. I felt like an idiot and slightly irritated when I realized that it was a lame attempt for some PM action.

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