Old 12-27-2012, 09:12 AM   #776
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I publicly apologize to you,saucyminx. I am an aspiring writer who is looking for feedback on my writing style and content. In retrospect I should have introduced myself first before sending you a sample of my writing. I do not make it a habit of sending unwanted PMs to those who wish not to receive them. Again,I am sorry.
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Old 12-27-2012, 12:37 PM   #777
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I have a question ... being new to this forum and still getting the feel and flow of the place I am not sure about some things.... this looks like the place to ask though.

I received this:
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The flashing neon sign of FISHING SCAM for me was "stud"
I do not have the correct parts for that designation.
An oversight that could have been avoided with a simple glace at my profile page.

So my question is: beyond the rabid horndogs begging for a rolled up newspaper to the nose; are there a lot of pm's trying to get you to come to their pay sites?
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Old 12-27-2012, 12:45 PM   #778
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Thanks Mdbigdee.
This is the kind of respect I like to see and that we should all practise!
Thank you both (((Saucyminx and Mdbigdee)))

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Old 12-27-2012, 12:51 PM   #779
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I have a question ... being new to this forum and still getting the feel and flow of the place I am not sure about some things.... this looks like the place to ask though.

I received this:


The flashing neon sign of FISHING SCAM for me was "stud"
I do not have the correct parts for that designation.
An oversight that could have been avoided with a simple glace at my profile page.

So my question is: beyond the rabid horndogs begging for a rolled up newspaper to the nose; are there a lot of pm's trying to get you to come to their pay sites?
All I can say is, there are some shitheads here but most are nice - God knows I've had my problems. Welcome and pick your friends wisely, if they start asking for pics right away, it's usually best to ignore them. Good luck

(also check their post count and date enrolled - low # may indicate a troll)

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Old 12-27-2012, 01:00 PM   #780
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Thanks for the luck, I think I am going to need it *sigh*

I figured when they send a vague pm and have no posts they are just fishing... 2 in 2 days, what fun.
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Thanks for the luck, I think I am going to need it *sigh*

I figured when they send a vague pm and have no posts they are just fishing... 2 in 2 days, what fun.
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Old 12-27-2012, 04:38 PM   #782
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2 in 2 days isn't bad, I think the worst I had was 40 in a day!
Trouble is the more you post, the more they see your profile and think it is ok to send whatever wank material is currently running through their heads at that moment. I am very open in my posts, if I have done a particular thing that the op is interested in, I will talk openly about it openly and honestly. Hey ho!
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I lost count of the one's who want to Role Play when I have stated over and over again that I am NOT into that. Occationally maybe but I'am not gonna be someones permanate sub!
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Old 12-28-2012, 01:30 PM   #784
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I lost count of the one's who want to Role Play when I have stated over and over again that I am NOT into that. Occationally maybe but I'am not gonna be someones permanate sub!
You should definitely snap up the next one that comes along and wants to R/P High School English / Grammar Teacher and Student.

Wear the uniform only if you want, but play often. Very often.
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Old 12-28-2012, 01:34 PM   #785
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You should definitely snap up the next one that comes along and wants to R/P High School English / Grammar Teacher and Student.

Wear the uniform only if you want, but play often. Very often.
I'm sure most "students" would be disappointed if they were told they had to type with two hands and not one.
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Old 12-28-2012, 02:06 PM   #786
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You should definitely snap up the next one that comes along and wants to R/P High School English / Grammar Teacher and Student.

Wear the uniform only if you want, but play often. Very often.
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Old 12-28-2012, 03:58 PM   #787
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Wear the uniform only if you want, but play often. Very often.
Indeed.
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Old 12-28-2012, 04:10 PM   #788
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Nice prof. i luv latinaz. sexy j-lo pussy, those dark areas that circle your tits that make me want to rub my wet cock allover i'm so horny for some latin pussy! can i ask what race of mexican are you?
That last line... I can't stop laughing. Holy shit!!!! Hahahahahahah!!! We have a winner! It's going to be hard to top that. Very hard.
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Old 12-28-2012, 04:17 PM   #789
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That last line... I can't stop laughing. Holy shit!!!! Hahahahahahah!!! We have a winner! It's going to be hard to top that. Very hard.

LoL! Sheeshka.."what kind of mexican are you"?

And seriously, my profile says "Latina" that doesn't make me Mexican LoL

I swear..LoL


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Old 12-28-2012, 04:47 PM   #790
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Well this one was a first :

Strip naked, apply red lipstick. Using the lipstick write wh on your right cheek, re on your left. Form a big O with your mouth and take a photo of yourself with face and tits clearly visible. Get me that photo.


Lovely, asshole.
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Old 12-28-2012, 04:57 PM   #791
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Well this one was a first :

Strip naked, apply red lipstick. Using the lipstick write wh on your right cheek, re on your left. Form a big O with your mouth and take a photo of yourself with face and tits clearly visible. Get me that photo.


Lovely, asshole.

OH HELL NO!


I'm sorry you got that Aurantica..that makes me want to cry actually

How fucking ignorant!!!!!

Then some of these idiots wonder why women hate men..well hmm..

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Old 12-28-2012, 05:03 PM   #792
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OH HELL NO!


I'm sorry you got that Aurantica..that makes me want to cry actually

How fucking ignorant!!!!!

Then some of these idiots wonder why women hate men..well hmm..

Yeah, that was a first message. Yeah it sucked. But I wanted to screw with him so I sent him this back:

" Did you get my pic?"

He didnt message back.
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Old 12-28-2012, 05:37 PM   #793
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LoL! Sheeshka.."what kind of mexican are you"?

And seriously, my profile says "Latina" that doesn't make me Mexican LoL

I swear..LoL


Ok stop laughing i can hear you!
He may as well have just said, "What share of brown are you?"

What a fucking idiot. Seriously, that's the best one I've seen here. Oh man. I absolutely love it.
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Old 12-28-2012, 05:42 PM   #794
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He may as well have just said, "What share of brown are you?"

What a fucking idiot. Seriously, that's the best one I've seen here. Oh man. I absolutely love it.

Right LoL or "What kind of mexican do you speak" LMAO

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Well this one was a first :

Strip naked, apply red lipstick. Using the lipstick write wh on your right cheek, re on your left. Form a big O with your mouth and take a photo of yourself with face and tits clearly visible. Get me that photo.


Lovely, asshole.
Now, I'm sure that done in the proper context, writing WHORE on your body could be a great turn on. You just don't see it that way yet.

My favourite is that he said "get me that photo". I like the way he worded that. So bossy. Pure amazingness.

I have to ask, did you get him that photo or not?!?!
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Old 12-28-2012, 07:29 PM   #796
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Well this one was a first :

Strip naked, apply red lipstick. Using the lipstick write wh on your right cheek, re on your left. Form a big O with your mouth and take a photo of yourself with face and tits clearly visible. Get me that photo.


Lovely, asshole.
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Now, I'm sure that done in the proper context, writing WHORE on your body could be a great turn on. You just don't see it that way yet.

My favourite is that he said "get me that photo". I like the way he worded that. So bossy. Pure amazingness.

I have to ask, did you get him that photo or not?!?!


You should have sent him something... just not with WHORE. You could have sent:

IGNORANT
..TWAT

And instead of your "O" face, use a filthy, hairy, sweaty arse. Pmann may be able to hook you up with a rat or hummingbird arse, but you'd need a fine tip on the lippy, and you'd have to write small.
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Strip naked, apply red lipstick. Using the lipstick write wh on your right cheek, re on your left. Form a big O with your mouth and take a photo of yourself with face and tits clearly visible. Get me that photo.


Lovely, asshole.
HolyfuckingJeebusonaRitzcracker!!!!!!!!

Write back to him and ask how he'd feel if someone talked to his sister that way.

Then again, maybe he doesn't have a sister. He could be some kind of half-human spawn.

Ick. Belch.
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My little contribution to this thread:

29 male, married, wife is out of town for the weekend.

Any interest in chatting?
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HolyfuckingJeebusonaRitzcracker!!!!!!!!

Write back to him and ask how he'd feel if someone talked to his sister that way.

Then again, maybe he doesn't have a sister. He could be some kind of half-human spawn.

Ick. Belch.

Hey Ms.Quote

Right, or how about if someone spoke to his mom in that manner?

What a scumbag.
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