Old 12-17-2012, 03:00 PM   #676
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He's baaaaaaaaaaaack!

He's using a different name now, but it's still the same guy.

Hey! I'm Asshat, (age removed)- smart, funny, fit, cute and bit sarcastic guy from (location removed - although we all know where he's from). The outgoing one of the group and love to meet new people and thought I would say hello.

My friends know me as the driven one of the group and as a bit of a flirt, though they have no idea how horny or kinky I am, nor how far my fantasies go. I'm not sure they would believe me even if I told them.

Its always fun to meet people who are interesting and I hope we can find a time to chat. What are you up to?

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yahoo: asshat012

At least he's using a different name now. I suppose we should give him credit for that.

Nah.
Yep, I got one from him too.

The thing that irritates me most is the pm's from lit users with no posting history and no public profile who ask stupid questions, that if they could be bothered to read my profile would be answered...... Oh and the guys who won't take no for an answer!
Ok minor rant over, I feel better now. How is everyone?
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Old 12-17-2012, 03:29 PM   #677
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Yep, I got one from him too.

The thing that irritates me most is the pm's from lit users with no posting history and no public profile who ask stupid questions, that if they could be bothered to read my profile would be answered...... Oh and the guys who won't take no for an answer!
Ok minor rant over, I feel better now. How is everyone?
Same here, also the one's who don't pay attention to your signature. No pics and no role play means what it says but at least 3 request every damn day!
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Old 12-17-2012, 03:34 PM   #678
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Yep, I got one from him too.

The thing that irritates me most is the pm's from lit users with no posting history and no public profile who ask stupid questions, that if they could be bothered to read my profile would be answered...... Oh and the guys who won't take no for an answer!
Ok minor rant over, I feel better now. How is everyone?

I think we've all shared this rant too! No worries!

I'm doing ok, Hope you're good too, now that the rant is over
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Old 12-17-2012, 03:39 PM   #679
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Same here, also the one's who don't pay attention to your signature. No pics and no role play means what it says but at least 3 request every damn day!

Right, alot of these douchebags should learn to read sig lines & profiles..

My profile states i'm not here to have "pretend sexcapades" and it also states i'm a Domme..But that doesn't stop the douchebags from "hey bitch, bet i can force you to be my sub"..

Yeah, good luck with that stupid!
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Old 12-17-2012, 03:44 PM   #680
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I am ok thanks.
Some pm's I get are fine, educated, thoughtfully written greetings, those I answer! Thoe I do not want to discourage
Cypher is it ok to pm you, I would like to ask a question
Thanks in advance
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Old 12-17-2012, 03:44 PM   #681
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Right, alot of these douchebags should learn to read sig lines & profiles..

My profile states i'm not here to have "pretend sexcapades" and it also states i'm a Domme..But that doesn't stop the douchebags from "hey bitch, bet i can force you to be my sub"..

Yeah, good luck with that stupid!
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Old 12-17-2012, 03:47 PM   #682
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I am ok thanks.
Some pm's I get are fine, educated, thoughtfully written greetings, those I answer! Thoe I do not want to discourage
Cypher is it ok to pm you, I would like to ask a question
Thanks in advance

Sure you can PM me.

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Old 12-17-2012, 03:49 PM   #683
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Invite him to a motel and tie his ass up naked and then just leave him for the maid to find! :
Yes, I know I can be a royal bitch.

I'm totally down for shit like that..it's not possible anymore, since i'm getting married.

I've done some evil things to guys who thought they could change me LoL

We can be royal bitches together!

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Old 12-17-2012, 04:46 PM   #684
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I'll admit to being drunk and horny and sending unsolicited PMs on occasion. I'll see a post that catches my eye or a clever sig line or something and tell the lady what I think hoping to start a fun conversation that might lead to other kinds of fun. Feel bad for all the women, having your inboxes filled up over and over with crap.

Maybe there could be a club, or something. Get the inbox of an asshat filled up with gay sex or something. Good luck ladies.
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Old 12-17-2012, 04:57 PM   #685
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I'll admit to being drunk and horny and sending unsolicited PMs on occasion. I'll see a post that catches my eye or a clever sig line or something and tell the lady what I think hoping to start a fun conversation that might lead to other kinds of fun. Feel bad for all the women, having your inboxes filled up over and over with crap.

Maybe there could be a club, or something. Get the inbox of an asshat filled up with gay sex or something. Good luck ladies.


I'm sure most guys come here drunk and horny..LoL That's most likely the problem

Yeah i think we need a club to spam douche's inboxes LoL!
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Old 12-17-2012, 06:26 PM   #686
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i really need to subscribe here....

...you know how in a flight of fancy you see a hot scenario and fire off a brilliant piece of ass-hattery with both TMI about yourself personally and too many unfounded assumptions about the recipients, well receptiveness....and you don't hear back when the next day in the cold light of day it all ready seemed ill advised?

Be nice to have this handy to check and see exactly how FAR off the mark I was.

I mean I typically remember (or can look back with horror at) what I wrote and the masturbatory fantasy that fueled it but it would be instructive to see what bits needed pruning the most.
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Old 12-17-2012, 08:12 PM   #687
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Reading someones profile and signature is usually a good clue. I had mine as no pictures or role play but the PM wanting exactly that - instant turn off and no respect at all.
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:46 PM   #688
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Old 12-18-2012, 12:23 AM   #689
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Old 12-18-2012, 07:04 AM   #690
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i need to share that link!

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Old 12-18-2012, 05:54 PM   #691
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Here's one i got yesterday evening:


thx for your pretty clit pics. they looking so lovely. your clit looks very huge is it? i hope i can see your clit i other views again. what size have your clit?



My reply was:

"What size have your cock"?

LMFAO! I'm still waiting for a reply..
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Old 12-18-2012, 06:53 PM   #692
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Grrrr... okay normally I let shit go, but I am so sick of fucking unsolicited PMs especially as I have made it clear that I prefer people introduce themselves on a public forum first.

Today's winner!

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I hv a fantasy to make love a woman while her man watches us.. he then joins us to give his wife the pleasure of being loved by 2 men.. 2 tongues 2 pair of lips and hands caressing her... and ofcourse to mention.. 2 dicks... does it turn u on?
I'm a little annoyed so I responded with...

I have a fantasy of putting on the largest strap on I can find... shoving a ball gag in some man who sends unsolicited PMs ... and then shove my "cock" up his ass with no lube. does it turn you on?
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Old 12-18-2012, 07:18 PM   #693
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I'm a little annoyed so I responded with...

I have a fantasy of putting on the largest strap on I can find... shoving a ball gag in some man who sends unsolicited PMs ... and then shove my "cock" up his ass with no lube. does it turn you on?
I don't blame you but I also wouldn't mind PM's with you and nice stuff.
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Old 12-18-2012, 07:20 PM   #694
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Grrrr... okay normally I let shit go, but I am so sick of fucking unsolicited PMs especially as I have made it clear that I prefer people introduce themselves on a public forum first.

Today's winner!



I'm a little annoyed so I responded with...

I have a fantasy of putting on the largest strap on I can find... shoving a ball gag in some man who sends unsolicited PMs ... and then shove my "cock" up his ass with no lube. does it turn you on?
I got that one as well. I was tempted to tell him what turns ME on - then send the picture that was so gory I ended up taking it down. Now I wish I'd followed my gut instincts.
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bluelilac, i think it would have been better only if you could've worked in the word "cactus".

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Grrrr... okay normally I let shit go, but I am so sick of fucking unsolicited PMs especially as I have made it clear that I prefer people introduce themselves on a public forum first.

Today's winner!



I'm a little annoyed so I responded with...

I have a fantasy of putting on the largest strap on I can find... shoving a ball gag in some man who sends unsolicited PMs ... and then shove my "cock" up his ass with no lube. does it turn you on?


LMFAO!

Girl, these idiots are hilarious, i done told ya! LoL..their mindset is that all women are here for pretend sex & automatically drop their panties with those pm's..
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bluelilac, i think it would have been better only if you could've worked in the word "cactus".

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Old 12-19-2012, 02:36 PM   #699
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an oldie but a goodie

The pm, and my response.

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I hv a fantasy to make love a woman while her man watches us.. he then joins us to give his wife the pleasure of being loved by 2 men.. 2 tongues 2 pair of lips and hands caressing her... and ofcourse to mention.. 2 dicks... does it turn u on?
my response:
lol--OMG this very pm was just featured on the asshattery thread and now I get to be part of the not so exclusive club of ladies you've sent it to. I feel so special. Are you going alphabetically?
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