Old 12-12-2012, 09:20 AM   #651
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I don't get annoyed at the PMs, per se; I get annoyed at the blatant disrespect. Any man who knows me in real life knows that if he said something like that to me in a joking manner, we'd laugh about it and carry on the joke to try to shock the people around us. If he said it to me even halfway expecting me to take it seriously, we'd have some major problems. Well, no, HE'd have some major problems.
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Old 12-12-2012, 09:21 AM   #652
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Why isn't that amazing .gif I posted showing up. *sassy*
I can see it. Or did you post another one?
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Old 12-12-2012, 09:25 AM   #653
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"Slut slave 2 master" written on a collar. .. um, how big does he think your neck is RS?

He is a precious angel. You should really ask him if he's found Jesus, and start filling his inbox with links to religious sites.
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Old 12-12-2012, 09:27 AM   #654
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"Slut slave 2 master" written on a collar. .. um, how big does he think your neck is RS?

He is a precious angel. You should really ask him if he's found Jesus, and start filling his inbox with links to religious sites.
Saucy... you've posted my pic on here before you should know how big it is.
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Old 12-12-2012, 09:28 AM   #655
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I can see it. Or did you post another one?
No, same one. Must be just I that can't see it. Gosh I love it...
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Old 12-12-2012, 09:29 AM   #656
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I can't see it either, and I really wanted to What was the .gif of?
http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/up...-AND-FORTH.gif

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Old 12-12-2012, 09:35 AM   #657
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LOL
My daughter was exhibiting a similar attitude last night!
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Old 12-12-2012, 09:39 AM   #658
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Old 12-12-2012, 10:52 AM   #659
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No, same one. Must be just I that can't see it. Gosh I love it...
I couldn't see it. But I could see it on the link I clicked. God. Amazingness. I couldn't stop laughing, for reasons best known to me.

Great gif. What a tantrum.
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:21 PM   #660
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He's baaaaaaaaaaaack!

He's using a different name now, but it's still the same guy.

Hey! I'm Asshat, (age removed)- smart, funny, fit, cute and bit sarcastic guy from (location removed - although we all know where he's from). The outgoing one of the group and love to meet new people and thought I would say hello.

My friends know me as the driven one of the group and as a bit of a flirt, though they have no idea how horny or kinky I am, nor how far my fantasies go. I'm not sure they would believe me even if I told them.

Its always fun to meet people who are interesting and I hope we can find a time to chat. What are you up to?

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At least he's using a different name now. I suppose we should give him credit for that.

Nah.
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:42 PM   #661
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He's baaaaaaaaaaaack!

He's using a different name now, but it's still the same guy.

Hey! I'm Asshat, (age removed)- smart, funny, fit, cute and bit sarcastic guy from (location removed - although we all know where he's from). The outgoing one of the group and love to meet new people and thought I would say hello.

My friends know me as the driven one of the group and as a bit of a flirt, though they have no idea how horny or kinky I am, nor how far my fantasies go. I'm not sure they would believe me even if I told them.

Its always fun to meet people who are interesting and I hope we can find a time to chat. What are you up to?

Asshat
yahoo: asshat012

At least he's using a different name now. I suppose we should give him credit for that.

Nah.
He just PM'd me, too!
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:44 PM   #662
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He just PM'd me, too!
It's good to know I'm in such excellent company as yourself, MsQ.
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:46 PM   #663
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Yeah, I got a couple of lines ...

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miss quote need help...I'm sooo backed up and horny give me a couple of your best lines to make me cum...I'd really appreciate it..
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:48 PM   #664
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Oh dear Lord! I think my eyes are permanently crossed now!

Did you notice your post count as of that last post? 666.
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Old 12-15-2012, 12:15 PM   #665
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Here's one i got, haven't logged in for a few days, i'm glad this was waiting for me though..i needed a good laugh..


Idiot: Hi! i see you're a pretty fat girl, i love fat pussy girls! You all tend to be lonely and desperate and glad to suck a huge cock! So hey fatty, my cock is hard and you're just the whore i need! Let's email! I'm ready to fuck your fat throat!


Me: Sounds great, I've been waiting for you, I'll email you a few pics to stroke to while you degrade me, oh i'm so hot for you..

Idiot: idiot12345@blah blah mail..i'm waiting fatty!

So i made a bogus email "fatslutsomething."

I sent 2 pics. one of me and mr cipher giving him the "youre #1" and the second a pic of my 100lb pitbull taking a shit LoL

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Old 12-15-2012, 12:20 PM   #666
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:35 PM   #667
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Double-posting with a linky.
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hey lol could you let me know age and gender so I can decide whether I want to pester you for teh sexx0rs? lol
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He's baaaaaaaaaaaack!

He's using a different name now, but it's still the same guy.

Hey! I'm Asshat, (age removed)- smart, funny, fit, cute and bit sarcastic guy from (location removed - although we all know where he's from). The outgoing one of the group and love to meet new people and thought I would say hello.

My friends know me as the driven one of the group and as a bit of a flirt, though they have no idea how horny or kinky I am, nor how far my fantasies go. I'm not sure they would believe me even if I told them.

Its always fun to meet people who are interesting and I hope we can find a time to chat. What are you up to?

Asshat
yahoo: asshat012

At least he's using a different name now. I suppose we should give him credit for that.

Nah.
He PMed me a few times before too!
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Old 12-17-2012, 10:31 AM   #670
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He PMed me a few times before too!
He sure is a busy little creep.


Cipher, you handled that other jackass with panache and style. Good for you. I'm thinking he should be inhumanely euthanized (and no I didn't make a mistake there), or at the very least neutered and lobotomized before being released in public again.
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Old 12-17-2012, 11:58 AM   #671
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Had one tell me that I had a man's ass and that I should go kill myself!
Then he had the nerve to PM me asking for more pics. I have never seen a man with an ass like mine before.
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He sure is a busy little creep.


Cipher, you handled that other jackass with panache and style. Good for you. I'm thinking he should be inhumanely euthanized (and no I didn't make a mistake there), or at the very least neutered and lobotomized before being released in public again.

Thank You Saucyminx, & You're right, at the very least neutered!

We did get a great laugh out of it, i even kept the email address i created activated for a few days seeing if he would email trying to get rowdy, Nope!

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Had one tell me that I had a man's ass and that I should go kill myself!
Then he had the nerve to PM me asking for more pics. I have never seen a man with an ass like mine before.
So this loser talked shit about your ass, told you to kill yourself, but then asked for more pics? LMFAO!

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He was probably 13-14 years old! He acted like it anyway.
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Then he had the nerve to PM me asking for more pics. I have never seen a man with an ass like mine before.
Your ass is perfect!
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