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12-12-2012, 09:20 AM
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Sweet n Innocent
BeachMomma is offline
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I don't get annoyed at the PMs, per se; I get annoyed at the blatant disrespect. Any man who knows me in real life knows that if he said something like that to me in a joking manner, we'd laugh about it and carry on the joke to try to shock the people around us. If he said it to me even halfway expecting me to take it seriously, we'd have some major problems. Well, no, HE'd have some major problems. 
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
DISCLAIMER: Asshat PMs will probably earn you a starring role in the PM Asshattery thread. |
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12-12-2012, 09:21 AM
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Put me on Iggy
Eilan is offline
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Originally Posted by Rainshine
Why isn't that amazing .gif I posted showing up. *sassy*
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12-12-2012, 09:25 AM
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Fuck you Boots
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Location: Pennsylvania
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"Slut slave 2 master" written on a collar. .. um, how big does he think your neck is RS?
He is a precious angel. You should really ask him if he's found Jesus, and start filling his inbox with links to religious sites.
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My first new story in 3 long years
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen
Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips
Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen
Sex is like Pinochle, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Come on in--the smut is fine 
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12-12-2012, 09:27 AM
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Literotica Guru
Rainshine is online now
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Location: Australia
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Originally Posted by Saucyminx
"Slut slave 2 master" written on a collar. .. um, how big does he think your neck is RS?
He is a precious angel. You should really ask him if he's found Jesus, and start filling his inbox with links to religious sites.
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Saucy... you've posted my pic on here before you should know how big it is.
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12-12-2012, 09:28 AM
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Literotica Guru
Rainshine is online now
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Australia
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Originally Posted by Eilan
I can see it. Or did you post another one?
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No, same one. Must be just I that can't see it. Gosh I love it...
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12-12-2012, 09:29 AM
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Literotica Guru
Rainshine is online now
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Originally Posted by axilyae
I can't see it either, and I really wanted to  What was the .gif of? |
http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/up...-AND-FORTH.gif
Click that
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12-12-2012, 09:35 AM
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1,000 Hours
imemkay is offline
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Location: New England
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Originally Posted by Rainshine
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LOL
My daughter was exhibiting a similar attitude last night!
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12-12-2012, 09:39 AM
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Really Experienced
axilyae is offline
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Originally Posted by Rainshine
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12-12-2012, 10:52 AM
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The Last Unicorn
pmann is offline
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Originally Posted by Rainshine
No, same one. Must be just I that can't see it. Gosh I love it...
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I couldn't see it. But I could see it on the link I clicked. God. Amazingness. I couldn't stop laughing, for reasons best known to me.
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12-12-2012, 07:21 PM
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#660
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Sweet n Innocent
BeachMomma is offline
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He's baaaaaaaaaaaack!
He's using a different name now, but it's still the same guy.
Hey! I'm Asshat, (age removed)- smart, funny, fit, cute and bit sarcastic guy from (location removed - although we all know where he's from). The outgoing one of the group and love to meet new people and thought I would say hello.
My friends know me as the driven one of the group and as a bit of a flirt, though they have no idea how horny or kinky I am, nor how far my fantasies go. I'm not sure they would believe me even if I told them.
Its always fun to meet people who are interesting and I hope we can find a time to chat. What are you up to?
Asshat
yahoo: asshat012
At least he's using a different name now. I suppose we should give him credit for that.
Nah.
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
DISCLAIMER: Asshat PMs will probably earn you a starring role in the PM Asshattery thread. |
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12-12-2012, 07:42 PM
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Literotica Guru
MsQuote is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BeachMomma
He's baaaaaaaaaaaack!
He's using a different name now, but it's still the same guy.
Hey! I'm Asshat, (age removed)- smart, funny, fit, cute and bit sarcastic guy from (location removed - although we all know where he's from). The outgoing one of the group and love to meet new people and thought I would say hello.
My friends know me as the driven one of the group and as a bit of a flirt, though they have no idea how horny or kinky I am, nor how far my fantasies go. I'm not sure they would believe me even if I told them.
Its always fun to meet people who are interesting and I hope we can find a time to chat. What are you up to?
Asshat
yahoo: asshat012
At least he's using a different name now. I suppose we should give him credit for that.
Nah.
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12-12-2012, 07:44 PM
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#662
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Sweet n Innocent
BeachMomma is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MsQuote
He just PM'd me, too!
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It's good to know I'm in such excellent company as yourself, MsQ. 
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
DISCLAIMER: Asshat PMs will probably earn you a starring role in the PM Asshattery thread. |
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12-12-2012, 07:46 PM
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Literotica Guru
MsQuote is offline
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Location: State of Arousal
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Yeah, I got a couple of lines ...
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miss quote need help...I'm sooo backed up and horny give me a couple of your best lines to make me cum...I'd really appreciate it..  |
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12-12-2012, 07:48 PM
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Sweet n Innocent
BeachMomma is offline
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Oh dear Lord! I think my eyes are permanently crossed now!
Did you notice your post count as of that last post? 666. 
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI. 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
DISCLAIMER: Asshat PMs will probably earn you a starring role in the PM Asshattery thread. |
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12-15-2012, 12:15 PM
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*Cruella de Oi*
Cipher is offline
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Here's one i got, haven't logged in for a few days, i'm glad this was waiting for me though..i needed a good laugh..
Idiot: Hi! i see you're a pretty fat girl, i love fat pussy girls! You all tend to be lonely and desperate and glad to suck a huge cock! So hey fatty, my cock is hard and you're just the whore i need! Let's email! I'm ready to fuck your fat throat!
Me: Sounds great, I've been waiting for you, I'll email you a few pics to stroke to while you degrade me, oh i'm so hot for you..
Idiot: idiot12345@blah blah mail..i'm waiting fatty!
So i made a bogus email "fatslutsomething."
I sent 2 pics. one of me and mr cipher giving him the "youre #1" and the second a pic of my 100lb pitbull taking a shit LoL
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12-15-2012, 12:20 PM
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Put me on Iggy
Eilan is offline
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^^^
Once again, Lit needs a "Like" button. |
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12-16-2012, 11:35 PM
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Put me on Iggy
Eilan is offline
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Location: O-H
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Double-posting with a linky. |
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12-17-2012, 03:45 AM
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Mallory Heart Surgeon.
Bramblethorn is offline
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Location: Australia
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hey lol could you let me know age and gender so I can decide whether I want to pester you for teh sexx0rs? lol
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12-17-2012, 09:38 AM
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Stepford Wife...Of Sorts!
AngelicaPink is offline
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Southern Europe
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BeachMomma
He's baaaaaaaaaaaack!
He's using a different name now, but it's still the same guy.
Hey! I'm Asshat, (age removed)- smart, funny, fit, cute and bit sarcastic guy from (location removed - although we all know where he's from). The outgoing one of the group and love to meet new people and thought I would say hello.
My friends know me as the driven one of the group and as a bit of a flirt, though they have no idea how horny or kinky I am, nor how far my fantasies go. I'm not sure they would believe me even if I told them.
Its always fun to meet people who are interesting and I hope we can find a time to chat. What are you up to?
Asshat
yahoo: asshat012
At least he's using a different name now. I suppose we should give him credit for that.
Nah.
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12-17-2012, 10:31 AM
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Fuck you Boots
Saucyminx is offline
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Location: Pennsylvania
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Originally Posted by AngelicaPink
He PMed me a few times before too!
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He sure is a busy little creep.
Cipher, you handled that other jackass with panache and style. Good for you. I'm thinking he should be inhumanely euthanized (and no I didn't make a mistake there), or at the very least neutered and lobotomized before being released in public again.
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My first new story in 3 long years
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen
Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips
Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen
Sex is like Pinochle, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Come on in--the smut is fine
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12-17-2012, 11:58 AM
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Loves Spam
Killjoy24 is offline
Join Date: Oct 2012
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Had one tell me that I had a man's ass and that I should go kill myself!
Then he had the nerve to PM me asking for more pics. I have never seen a man with an ass like mine before.
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12-17-2012, 01:15 PM
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*Cruella de Oi*
Cipher is offline
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Location: Brew City
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saucyminx
He sure is a busy little creep.
Cipher, you handled that other jackass with panache and style. Good for you. I'm thinking he should be inhumanely euthanized (and no I didn't make a mistake there), or at the very least neutered and lobotomized before being released in public again.
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Thank You Saucyminx, & You're right, at the very least neutered!
We did get a great laugh out of it, i even kept the email address i created activated for a few days seeing if he would email trying to get rowdy, Nope!
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12-17-2012, 01:17 PM
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*Cruella de Oi*
Cipher is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Killjoy24
Had one tell me that I had a man's ass and that I should go kill myself!
Then he had the nerve to PM me asking for more pics. I have never seen a man with an ass like mine before.
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So this loser talked shit about your ass, told you to kill yourself, but then asked for more pics? LMFAO!
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12-17-2012, 01:41 PM
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Loves Spam
Killjoy24 is offline
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He was probably 13-14 years old! He acted like it anyway.
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12-17-2012, 01:44 PM
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Really Experienced
Luv_2_RP_Guy is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Killjoy24
Had one tell me that I had a man's ass and that I should go kill myself!
Then he had the nerve to PM me asking for more pics. I have never seen a man with an ass like mine before.
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Your ass is perfect!
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