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12-02-2012, 10:33 PM
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Queen of Geeks
satindesire is offline
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Trolling that hypno-fetishist is low hanging fruit.
The fail is so bad that it doesn't make me angry or frustrated, I literally feel pity for him.  |
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12-03-2012, 11:32 AM
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Loves Spam
Ashley761 is offline
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How should I respond to this one that included his penis photo.
I have never talked to this person in my life! Please note my signature before you decide. I want a very good come-back! 
Take a good look at my fat cock, Ashley. Do you like what you see? It has a mushroom-shaped tip that's nice and smooth and there's no hair to get in the way.
Touch it, stroke it and play with it. Watch it continue to rise as you tease it with your lips and fingers. Feel it getting stiff and hard. Now take it in your right hand and start to lick and suck on the tip. Brush your sweet lips and tongue across the soft skin on the head. Lick it like a lollipop – lick all the way down the shaft and around the scrotum....then stroke it with your hands....then suck it again, alternating between sucking and stroking.
It drives me wild to see it penetrate between your soft lips, then disappear as you take it into your mouth and down your throat. Look up and see the ecstasy in my eyes as I experience the incredible pleasure of your touch. Take my testicles in your mouth and roll them around with your tongue. Feel the shaft getting even harder - like a steel rod. Suck it harder, Baby, and squeeze it tight with your hand. Squeeze until it turns deep red and the veins are bulging. Keep sucking while I grab your hair, pull you closer and ram it down deep into your throat. I'll fuck your throat hard, sliding it in and out relentlessly, while you suck every inch of it. You'll hear me moan as the pleasure you are giving me becomes so unbearable that I tense up and ejaculate. Then feel my hot, white cum gushing out into your mouth and across your face. I want you to swallow every bit of it. Lick it off your face, chin and fingers too. Then I'll lift you up in my arms and throw you onto the bed, fuck you hard and have my way with you.
xxxxxx
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12-03-2012, 12:16 PM
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Literotica Guru
MsQuote is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashley761
How should I respond to this one that included his penis photo.
I have never talked to this person in my life! Please note my signature before you decide. I want a very good come-back!
Take a good look at my fat cock, Ashley. Do you like what you see? It has a mushroom-shaped tip that's nice and smooth and there's no hair to get in the way.
Touch it, stroke it and play with it. Watch it continue to rise as you tease it with your lips and fingers. Feel it getting stiff and hard. Now take it in your right hand and start to lick and suck on the tip. Brush your sweet lips and tongue across the soft skin on the head. Lick it like a lollipop – lick all the way down the shaft and around the scrotum....then stroke it with your hands....then suck it again, alternating between sucking and stroking.
It drives me wild to see it penetrate between your soft lips, then disappear as you take it into your mouth and down your throat. Look up and see the ecstasy in my eyes as I experience the incredible pleasure of your touch. Take my testicles in your mouth and roll them around with your tongue. Feel the shaft getting even harder - like a steel rod. Suck it harder, Baby, and squeeze it tight with your hand. Squeeze until it turns deep red and the veins are bulging. Keep sucking while I grab your hair, pull you closer and ram it down deep into your throat. I'll fuck your throat hard, sliding it in and out relentlessly, while you suck every inch of it. You'll hear me moan as the pleasure you are giving me becomes so unbearable that I tense up and ejaculate. Then feel my hot, white cum gushing out into your mouth and across your face. I want you to swallow every bit of it. Lick it off your face, chin and fingers too. Then I'll lift you up in my arms and throw you onto the bed, fuck you hard and have my way with you.
xxxxxx
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I. Am. Absolutely. Repulsed.
Almost physically sick.
I've never seen a more ugly and disrespectful PM. I'm too disgusted to give you an appropriate comeback except to report this buzzard for abuse. |
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12-03-2012, 02:47 PM
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Loves Spam
Killjoy24 is offline
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Ashley OMG!
You never talked to him and he sent that? I would play him out and make him prove to all that he is a child then send him a link to this thread!
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12-03-2012, 03:43 PM
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Fuck you Boots
Saucyminx is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashley761
How should I respond to this one that included his penis photo.
I have never talked to this person in my life! Please note my signature before you decide. I want a very good come-back!
Take a good look at my fat cock, Ashley. Do you like what you see? It has a mushroom-shaped tip that's nice and smooth and there's no hair to get in the way.
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Then I'll lift you up in my arms and throw you onto the bed, fuck you hard and have my way with you.
xxxxxx
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Send him this. .
Tell him you are ready when he is, but only if he promises to suck your dick too. And hey that shouldn't be a problem since he likes the taste of cum so much. Oh, and ask how he feels about dressing up like Princess Leia and wearing a leash. 
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My first new story in 3 long years
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen
Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips
Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen
Sex is like Pinochle, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Come on in--the smut is fine 
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12-03-2012, 03:57 PM
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Loves Spam
Killjoy24 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saucyminx
Send him this. .
Tell him you are ready when he is, but only if he promises to suck your dick too. And hey that shouldn't be a problem since he likes the taste of cum so much. Oh, and ask how he feels about dressing up like Princess Leia and wearing a leash. |
I fully agree! ROFLMAO!
Doi it Ash! Please do it!  |
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12-03-2012, 04:00 PM
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Loves Spam
Ashley761 is offline
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I don't know how to post a photo on the PM's?
Remember I'm new here!
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12-03-2012, 04:11 PM
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Fuck you Boots
Saucyminx is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashley761
I don't know how to post a photo on the PM's?
Remember I'm new here!
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Easy peasy. Hit quote on my original post. Copy from the [url] to the second [url]. Paste it in your pm, and tada--you have a pic.
I always preview post first just to make sure it actually worked.
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My first new story in 3 long years
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen
Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips
Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen
Sex is like Pinochle, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Come on in--the smut is fine
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12-03-2012, 05:11 PM
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Apple Strudel Stud
pmann is offline
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Did someone say unicorn?
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12-03-2012, 05:18 PM
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Loves Spam
Ashley761 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pmann
Did someone say unicorn?
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Can I ask what you mean by "unicorn" without you picking on me?
If not forget it. |
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12-03-2012, 05:29 PM
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Apple Strudel Stud
pmann is offline
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To be honest I didn't know what they were talking about. I just think unicorns are the shit.
And why would you assume I'd pick on you? I'm delightful, dammit! Something tells me you've been to the General Board...
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12-03-2012, 05:36 PM
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Loves Spam
Killjoy24 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pmann
To be honest I didn't know what they were talking about. I just think unicorns are the shit.
And why would you assume I'd pick on you? I'm delightful, dammit! Something tells me you've been to the General Board...
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Don't pick on her pmann, she's my friend and she is new so be nice. Please |
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12-03-2012, 05:38 PM
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Apple Strudel Stud
pmann is offline
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What kind of reputation do I have here? I'm pretty sure that, unless someone is a total fanny flusher, that I'm a gentle and caring soul.
Killjoy, is this a new alter ego?????
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12-03-2012, 06:18 PM
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Really Experienced
GrrlFriday is offline
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Isn't 'unicorn' a reasonably common word in some BDSM communities? What a jerk for choosing it as his trigger word. :P
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12-03-2012, 07:42 PM
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Curmudgeon Proof Antihero
Emerson40 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pmann
What kind of reputation do I have here? I'm pretty sure that, unless someone is a total fanny flusher, that I'm a gentle and caring soul.
Killjoy, is this a new alter ego?????
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Bueller?
Bueller?
Anyone? |
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12-03-2012, 08:09 PM
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Loves Spam
Ashley761 is offline
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Such a long-winded post that says nothing.
Can someone say Troll?
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12-03-2012, 09:07 PM
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Apple Strudel Stud
pmann is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashley761
Such a long-winded post that says nothing.
Can someone say Troll?
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12-03-2012, 09:10 PM
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Pmann's Boo
Rainshine is online now
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Originally Posted by Saucyminx
Send him this. .
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Saucy, I think I've told you before to stop posting my photos all around the fucking internet.   |
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12-03-2012, 09:23 PM
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Fuck you Boots
Saucyminx is offline
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Originally Posted by Rainshine
Saucy, I think I've told you before to stop posting my photos all around the fucking internet. |
But baby, you know how I like to show you off. 
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My first new story in 3 long years
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen
Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips
Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen
Sex is like Pinochle, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Come on in--the smut is fine
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12-03-2012, 09:26 PM
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Pmann's Boo
Rainshine is online now
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Originally Posted by Saucyminx
But baby, you know how I like to show you off. |
I prefer the bikini shoot pics |
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12-03-2012, 09:49 PM
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Sweet n Innocent
BeachMomma is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saucyminx
Send him this. .
Tell him you are ready when he is, but only if he promises to suck your dick too. And hey that shouldn't be a problem since he likes the taste of cum so much. Oh, and ask how he feels about dressing up like Princess Leia and wearing a leash. |
OMFG! I can't decide whether to throw up or laugh till I can't breathe! That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen here on Lit!
Kudos, SM. You've achieved the impossible. You left me speechless!
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Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.
I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI, 2013).
Random dicks don't do a damned thing for me.
I don't care how thick, how long, or how thick and long it is.
If I don't first like the man, his dick is just another dick.
I'm a nurse; I've seen more dicks than a prostitute.
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12-03-2012, 10:11 PM
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Loves Spam
Killjoy24 is offline
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Come on guys! This is a human being you are talking about! Have a heart and don't judge by looks OK? Why can't we all be nice?She may have a heart of gold just waiting for the right person. She can PM me anytime but most of you will be ignored because of the way you treated her.
Last edited by Killjoy24 : 12-03-2012 at 10:14 PM.
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12-03-2012, 10:35 PM
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Fuck you Boots
Saucyminx is offline
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Now now KJ, what happened between this post:
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Originally Posted by Killjoy24
I fully agree! ROFLMAO!
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Originally Posted by Killjoy24
Come on guys! This is a human being you are talking about! Have a heart and don't judge by looks OK? Why can't we all be nice?She may have a heart of gold just waiting for the right person. She can PM me anytime but most of you will be ignored because of the way you treated her.
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So before you get up on that high horse and point the finger of scorn, make sure to point that finger back at you too.
Quite frankly--I think she has a gorgeous face, but if she was my friend, she and I would have to have a chat about fashion and keeping your pants on in public. I give all my gfs that advice, plus size or not.
__________________
My first new story in 3 long years
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen
Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips
Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen
Sex is like Pinochle, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Come on in--the smut is fine
Last edited by Saucyminx : 12-04-2012 at 12:50 AM.
Reason: mixed my sayings have to quit working 12 hour shifts
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12-03-2012, 10:37 PM
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Pmann's Boo
Rainshine is online now
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I wish you'd all stop talking about me like I'm not here.
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12-03-2012, 10:42 PM
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Fuck you Boots
Saucyminx is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rainshine
I wish you'd all stop talking about me like I'm not here.
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I simply adore you.
Anybody have anymore asshat pm's? This thread has seriously derailed. Where is Josh123--I wonder what I have to do to get a pm from him to post on here.
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My first new story in 3 long years
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. -- Kathleen Casey Theisen
Some days it just doesn't pay to gnaw through the leather straps. --Emo Philips
Don't think about it, just swallow. --my friend Eileen
Sex is like Pinochle, if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Come on in--the smut is fine
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