Old 11-27-2012, 03:36 PM   #426
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I'm glad you finally see it that way. But as I said, I'm more of an anal gaping man. Or a fisting pic man at best.
Why fall in line with everyone else? At least you'd be differentiating yourself from the pack.

Think of it. How many guys have had any success with sending out a picture of their erection to women they don't know? You just might have some luck.
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:00 PM   #427
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Asshat: Do you enjoy ... Watching a man masturbate on his webcam?
That guy must've been very busy recently. I got the same PM. Is it wrong that I was so tempted to reply, "Yes, actually, I do. Almost as much as I enjoy a bad case of diarrhea."

I said I was tempted. As tempting as the idea was, I just deleted. Damn the missed opportunities.
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:02 PM   #428
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I operate under the assumption that everyone wants to see my anal gaping pics. Is there any other way to operate?
Pmann, I'm actually kinda curious to see what a stick man's gaping anus looks like.
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Old 11-27-2012, 06:19 PM   #429
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That guy must've been very busy recently. I got the same PM. Is it wrong that I was so tempted to reply, "Yes, actually, I do. Almost as much as I enjoy a bad case of diarrhea."

I said I was tempted. As tempting as the idea was, I just deleted. Damn the missed opportunities.
Save that comeback for pmann.
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Save that comeback for pmann.
With his imminent rectal prolapse, that'll be his new comeback.
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Old 11-27-2012, 08:11 PM   #431
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Pmann, I'm actually kinda curious to see what a stick man's gaping anus looks like.
This is as good as I've got.

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Old 11-27-2012, 08:16 PM   #432
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This is as good as I've got.

*laughing so hard I can't breathe*

Wow! That's a winner! PM that to all the girls. There's no way they'll be able to resist that! You'll be the most popular stick-man on Lit!

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Is that a rectal prolapse or the newest entry in the "My Cock is so Big. . ." thread?
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Old 11-27-2012, 08:34 PM   #434
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Old 11-27-2012, 08:41 PM   #435
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That guy must've been very busy recently. I got the same PM. Is it wrong that I was so tempted to reply, "Yes, actually, I do. Almost as much as I enjoy a bad case of diarrhea."

I said I was tempted. As tempting as the idea was, I just deleted. Damn the missed opportunities.
Yep... I got that PM, too.
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Is that a rectal prolapse or the newest entry in the "My Cock is so Big. . ." thread?
I see what you do. You mention words that I don't know what they mean. Like "partial birthing". Or "rectal prolapse". You know I have to look them up. You are one mean person Eilan. Cruel. I'll see how long I can avoid curiosity.
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Old 11-28-2012, 08:37 AM   #439
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wait a minute: josh wasn't kidding?

what a fucking moron.

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thanks as ever to the brightest light in the how to community sweeterika for the inspiration:


so here's the idea. a large number of lit users--esp the women, but not exclusively--get unsolicited private messages from other lit users that are just plain lame. they're often unsolicited come ons from people who are obviously just copying & pasting the same text into PMs they apparently send to everyone who ever posts.

so the request is simple: copy & paste the text of stupid/putrid/whatever unsolicited PMs you've gotten in this thread.

now, a thread like this exists in the BDSM cafe. because that thread's been around for a while and the BDSM/HT crossover appears to be fairly high, respecting the same rules seems only fair:

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protect and respect the sender's right to anonymity

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provide a picture of the person who sent you the email or PM .. unless you can prove to manu or laurel or any other admin or mod who requests said proof from you.
do anything else on this thread that is against the "terms of service" (TOS) you agreed to when you registered for an account at literotica.

everyone ready? let's go!

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I would have to say that those like RoryN and SeanR actually abuse people in real life. I can't tell if they only use mental abuse or if they actually physically assault people. Well, if they haven't yet they will in time. The traits are there.
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I see what you do. You mention words that I don't know what they mean. Like "partial birthing". Or "rectal prolapse". You know I have to look them up. You are one mean person Eilan. Cruel. I'll see how long I can avoid curiosity.
Go for it, Stickman. I double dog dare ya. Google "rectal prolapse" images.
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Go for it, Stickman. I double dog dare ya. Google "rectal prolapse" images.
I have been occupied all day, thankfully. I have no been able to do so.
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I have still not looked.
Wuss.

Go on. You know you want to. Morbid curiosity is just rolling around in your devious mind.
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Fucking hell. It looks like a "pig in a blanket" is trying to escape from their arse. Fuck you Eilan. You are truly the devil. My eyes cannot unsee these things.

Rectal prolapse.
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I imagine Eilan sitting there now with her cloven feet and forked tongue just spinning her pitchfork around and laughing.

My eyes used to be innocent.
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Hey! How did this thread get to be about Eilan and pmann? I thought we were supposed to be discussing asshats who quietly lurk in the shadows of PM's begging to show off their dicks to women they don't know.

Showing off one's rectal prolapse for all to see is just way too much Klass with a capital K.

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Hey! How did this thread get to be about Eilan and pmann? I thought we were supposed to be discussing asshats who quietly lurk in the shadows of PM's begging to show off their dicks to women they don't know.

Showing off one's rectal prolapse for all to see is just way too much Klass with a capital K.

Hubba, hubba, *spank*

I apologize dearly. And trust me, I've been more than punished for my thread tampering. This is permanent damage. Way permanent.
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I apologize dearly. And trust me, I've been more than punished for my thread tampering. This is permanent damage. Way permanent.
There's only one therapy that will work now, Stickman. You need desensitization therapy. I want to see a "rectal prolapse" stickman pic in your thread by the end of the weekend.
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